Last week a man in Ypsilanti, Michigan was hospitalized after trying to rip off his own genitals while under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
According to CBS Detroit, the 41-year-old man “had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation.”
Earlier this year, a 39-year-old man in China’s Guangdong province tried to imitate a scene from a pornographic movie he was watching by inserting a live eel into his anus – only to suffer massive internal bleeding when the creature attempted to gnaw its way out.
The man was drunk at the time of the incident, according to the doctor who treated him …
Crazy, huh?
In case you’re just figuring it out, people are nuts. And drugs and alcohol clearly don’t help when it comes to exercising sound judgment.
But as our founding editor wrote earlier today, those decisions ought to be up to them … right up to the point where they are required to pay for the cost of their own stupidity.
Especially that part …
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“inserting a live eel into his anus”
Pray tell, what is the difference between this dude and the elected/appointed cockroaches throughout the State of South Carolina
Oh, I am so sorry
It not OK to stick something live up my ass but it is OK for politicians to stick their live pecker up my ass
My bad, try to be better
I don’t quite understand,butt I’d like to
That you Capps?
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I don’t quite understand,butt I’d like to
That you Capps?
Live eel: 1) Make sure eel’s mouth is firmly secure from opening. Duct Tape® or stronger adhesive is highly recomended. 2) Don’t skip step 1.
You’re not friends with 9″ are you?
DP’s are fantastic(I love being inside a woman w/another man),but NO EELS,although I have a friend(bottom)into CBT,and might be interest if they’re electric eels_
Live eel: 1) Make sure eel’s mouth is firmly secure from opening. Duct Tape® or stronger adhesive is highly recomended. 2) Don’t skip step 1.
You’re not friends with 9″ are you?
DP’s are fantastic(I love being inside a woman w/another man),but NO EELS,although I have a friend(bottom)into CBT,and might be interest if they’re electric eels_
Inserting live eel into anus. That sounds almost as crazy as sticking your pecker into Gov. Haley!
>almost as crazy
Heh.
Inserting live eel into anus. That sounds almost as crazy as sticking your pecker into Gov. Haley!
>almost as crazy
Heh.
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“Well, Doc, I was cobia fishing and I had to take a piss…..and I was standing on the bow pissin’ and this REALLY BIG wave came out of nowhere …..and knocked me back into the baitwell and somehow that slippery devil……”
“Well, Doc, I was cobia fishing and I had to take a piss…..and I was standing on the bow pissin’ and this REALLY BIG wave came out of nowhere …..and knocked me back into the baitwell and somehow that slippery devil……”
There are a couple of things that trump this viewpoint. 1. Hippocratic Oath, 2.Care of a fellow human being (see Jesus if you are Christian, karma if not) regardless of how dumb they are
There are a couple of things that trump this viewpoint. 1. Hippocratic Oath, 2.Care of a fellow human being (see Jesus if you are Christian, karma if not) regardless of how dumb they are
Rip off his own genitals? Holy shit, no shrooms for me…
Rip off his own genitals? Holy shit, no shrooms for me…
My sister once worked with a guy who had a sex change operation so he could be a lesbian. I never understood why, but that’s his right to do it. God bless America.
If I were a woman I would be a lesbian (hopefully a hot one that would get the hot chicks), but I surely wouldn’t have my dick cut off to become one!
My sister once worked with a guy who had a sex change operation so he could be a lesbian. I never understood why, but that’s his right to do it. God bless America.
If I were a woman I would be a lesbian (hopefully a hot one that would get the hot chicks), but I surely wouldn’t have my dick cut off to become one!
Guangdong Provence ? Imitate a porn movie by inserting a live eel up his ass? Massive internal bleeding……..I’m seeing a trend here !
Good God has this ever happened before or since? Uh, probably not.
Guangdong Provence ? Imitate a porn movie by inserting a live eel up his ass? Massive internal bleeding……..I’m seeing a trend here !
Good God has this ever happened before or since? Uh, probably not.
Hallucinogenics have always gotten this undeserved bad reputation,when they are the most innocuous recreational drugs of them all,and I’m not buying this story.SC’s own,Noble Prize winner,Kerry Mullis,said he doubted he would have achieved what he had,without the help of LSD..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLTMavzWlgk
Hallucinogenics have always gotten this undeserved bad reputation,when they are the most innocuous recreational drugs of them all,and I’m not buying this story.SC’s own,Noble Prize winner,Kerry Mullis,said he doubted he would have achieved what he had,without the help of LSD..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLTMavzWlgk