Plot To Kill John Boehner Foiled
DON’T EVERYBODY CRY AT ONCE … || By FITSNEWS || A bartender who routinely served U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner at a posh...
Ebola
The Year’s Top News Stories
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YAHOO RELEASES TOP SEARCHED NEWS STORIES FROM 2014 By LIZ GUNN || As 2014 comes to close, people will start to look at back at...
MUSC Issues Statement On Ebola Scare
The following statement was issued today by the Medical University of South Carolina in conjunction with the S.C. Department of Health and Environmental Control (SCDHEC)...
“Don’t Drink The Starbucks” LOL
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HARLEM PASTOR CLAIMS COFFEE “FLAVORED WITH THE SEMEN OF SODOMITES” By FITSNEWS || Our founding editor is escaping his rural South Carolina compound this morning...
Pentagon Will Quarantine Soldiers Returning From West Africa
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PRECAUTIONS AIMED AT CALMING EBOLA FEARS … By FITSNEWS || The U.S. Department of Defense will impose a 21-day quarantine on soldiers returning from areas...
There Is No Ebola In South Carolina (Yet)
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BUT PALMETTO STATE IS PREPARED IN CASE THERE IS … By FITSNEWS || The national panic over the deadly West African Ebola virus appears to...
Freakout Everybody! Ebola Scare At Columbia SC Airport
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“LOW RISK” NOSEBLEED SPARKS OUTBREAK OF FEAR … By FITSNEWS || A United Airlines flight from Washington, D.C. has been grounded in Columbia, S.C. due...
Joe Wilson: Hamas “Creed” Could Bring Ebola To America En Masse
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CONGRESSMAN CALLS ON OBAMA TO “SEAL THE SOUTHERN BORDER” By FITSNEWS || U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson – a “Republican” from South Carolina – says the...
Barack Obama Names “Ebola Czar”
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THIS WILL HELP (NOT) … By FITSNEWS || U.S. president Barack Obama has tapped a former vice presidential staffer with no medical or health care...
Predicting, Polling Ebola
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WHAT’S NEXT? WHO KNOWS … WHICH MAY BE WHY PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT By FITSNEWS || So there’s this disease … maybe you’ve heard of it....