The Obligatory Election Day Turnout Post
IT’S YOUR ELECTION … TELL US ABOUT IT Our founding editor Will Folks – a.k.a. Sic Willie – got up bright and early this morning...
Barack Obama
Yo B? Where My Jobby Job At?
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FOUR YEARS LATER … YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODY U.S. President Barack Obama ran on “hope and change” four years ago – for all Americans. However...
2012: Lots Of People Have No Life
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THE 2012 ELECTION IS MAKING LOTS OF PEOPLE VERY, VERY ANGRY Contrary to popular perception, this website’s founding editor really doesn’t care all that much...
High Schoolers Pick Obama
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WEEP FOR THE FUTURE … AGAIN Chalk up another win for U.S. President Barack Obama … among people who can’t vote yet. Two weeks after...
2012 Prediction: Mitt Romney In A Squeaker
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… GOP NOMINEE WILL NARROWLY DEFEAT BARACK OBAMA IN TUESDAY NIGHT’S ELECTION Billions of dollars in television commercials, millions of individual voter contacts, thousands of...
U.S. Unemployment Rate Inches Up
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LABOR FORCE EXPANDS MODESTLY IN OCTOBER The American economy created 171,000 jobs in October but the nation’s unemployment rate edged up from 7.8 percent to...
Now Obama’s Ahead In Ohio
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BIG BATTLEGROUND STATE SWINGING BACK AND FORTH IN FINAL DAYS OF CAMPAIGN Days after a Rasmussen poll showed him ahead of U.S. President Barack Obama...
Mitt Romney Up In Ohio
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BUT CAN HE ERASE OBAMA’S EARLY VOTING LEAD? Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney enjoys a two percent lead over U.S. President Barack Obama in the...
“Stand Down”
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SEISMIC REVELATION ABOUT BENGHAZI TERRORIST ATTACK GOES LARGELY UNREPORTED Three decades ago, a scandal like this would have been the end of an administration. Think...
Secret Service Seeks “Suspicious Tweets”
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“WE ARE WATCHING YOU” Big Brother wants you … to rat out your fellow Twitterers. The U.S. Secret Service – which hasn’t been doing much...