FITSNews Political Stock Index: 7/9/2023

Fitsnews Sunday Funnies! The worst takes in politics each week!

NANKER’S NOTES

Carp all you want about the economy but the only ding you can make against it is inflation, and inflation in the US is lowest of all the G7 countries.

“Trump-DeSantis showdown”? That’s a Fits pipe dream. DullSantis is tanking in the polls, Casey might get Will all turgid but she ain’t gonna help him with the general public. The SC GOP primary will be the most undramatic event, if it even takes place.

Parents are too stupid to have control of education. They couldn’t even home school their kids for the couple of months of home schooling during covid. Little Cooter didn’t fall behind scholastically because he wasn’t able to attend school and have someone give him an atomic wedgie and stuff him in a locker. It was because parents are morons.

I would have thought Alan Wilson would have gotten a RISING due to his joining with several other attention whore AGs who sent a letter to Target about their Pride merchandise. Republican free market lovers, indeed…

Nikki has always been DOA. She only shows up regularly in this index to satiate the “founding editor’s” obsession.

Can’t wait til next week!