“A TRUMPING IN THE NIGHT …”
We’re not sure if this is a joke or not … but there’s a book for sale on Amazon that appears to be some sort of Donald Trump erotica. It’s called A Trumping In The Night: Making The Country, And Romance, Great Again – and it’s self-published by author Kaitlin McBridge.
“Love him or hate him, Trump inspires a deep passion within us all,” a teaser for the book proclaims.
It then launches into the story of its protagonist, a chardonnay-loving single woman who becomes obsessed with “The Donald” during a CNN clip from the first presidential debate.
“Kate hadn’t paid attention to politics in years, and a recent breakup with longtime boyfriend Jed has left her a bit down in the dumps,” the teaser continued. “Only the fire of Donald Trump could possibly get her out of her rut, but how will she get Trumped?”
Seriously … this is happening.
(Click the book below for the Amazon link).
Yeah …
Obviously this website likes Trump. A lot. He’s called out the “Republican” establishment – and the “conservative” media – with unvarnished, unapologetic directness. He’s said things that needed to be said – and people love him for it.
But just because we like Trump doesn’t mean we “like” him. You know?
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Will, a serialization of this book here on Fitsnews would be appreciated by your grateful readers…..
No thank you. I can think of few things less appealing than erotic images of The Donald.
— but what if there are pictures?
**shudder**
The kind of stuff GrandTango and Pogo beat off to at night.
Get you mind out of the gutter, faggot.
I keep my mind in better places than you keep your hands, you disgusting pervert.
Whoa!!!! That’s a slappin!!!!!
The book, whose length is twenty-three pages, might indicate that the brief affair ended with a premature ejaculation.
A man was sitting in the theater with his girlfriend, watching a movie. She interrupted him, saying
“the guy in the seat next to me is masturbating”.
The man replied, “just ignore him and enjoy the movie”.
“I can’t”, she said.
“Why not?”
“He’s using my hand”.
Our New Years Eve Eve Winner ——–
Quote – “Let’s get something straight… there
is no such thing as premature ejaculation. When I cum, it is bang on time! Just
because you can’t keep up, you silly bitch, it’s not my problem. I got what I
came for and I set a personal best too!”
Now that’s a Trump statement.
ewwww…
There is also a new book out,”Bernie’s Desire: The Presidential Passion Series by I.I. Dene,” and it should also be a winner. It is another short love story, at forty-seven pages. You have enough time to completely read it , before you have to go and puke.
Don’t forget “Carson Does A Cosby On Himself” which explains why that candidate seems to be about to nod off when he’s in front of the camera. The female protagonist has to get herself off while imagining she’s riding a well-hung NBA star like a wild stallion. The woman on the cover looks like a young Sarah Palin.
LMAO!!! Boz fantasizing about riding NBA cock!
He was referring to Palin, but you were too stupid to catch it. Enjoy your schlonging by Trump.
“Obviously this site likes Trump. A lot”
What’s not to like about a loud-mouthed obnoxious draft avoiding fake-assed yankee jerk like Trump????
I hear ya FITS!!!!!
He’s also a big fan of the Clintons. In his own words, at least.
In other words, “…the Clintons were useful, back in the day…” He’ll use them again, IF they can follow his narrative, “Let’s make America Great Again!” He is a Deal-Maker. If the deal is to make America prosperous, free, sovereign, under the rule of law- he’ll include anyone.
Business survival 101-scratch my back, yada,yada,yada.
Yeah, past tense. He’s raking them both over the coals now. Only thing I like about him besides his hot wife.
“But just because we like Trump doesn’t mean we “like” him. You know?”
I believe the shorter, modern version of your disclaimer is, “no homo”.
EROTIC FICTION? That reminds me, Will, when is your book coming out.
He already told you what happened.Why a book?
THE MANLY ART OF SELF-DECEPTION
(Lackluster Library Touch ‘n Tell Books)
Oh, did you miss it? A verbal orgy of nostalgic egomania, written with the passionate intensity of a man plucking shell fragments out of his memory.
Since the book can’t use his real name, what nickname did she use ?
Bumpster — Cumpster — Dumpster — Humpster — Jumpster —
Lumpster — Pumpster — Rumpster
Yeah, she can use his real name. Public figure. Looks as though she’s already done it.
We all forgot you are an EXPERT on public figures.Just ask David Wren and TSN.
You have yet to cite any documentation as to when and where the appeals process was exhausted and the judgement against Wren, TSN and McClatchy has yielded one single penny for Kelley.
You can’t, which is why you never respond to my requests for such a citation.
But as a killer instinct newsman, he keeps his nose to the grindstone on this huge story. You realize Buzz that Flip, Tango et all are the same person. Was probably an early deadline this week, so he’s been out of sight until today. He knows of your story because more than likely, he covered it. Or knows some booze soaked press hack who did. Want to upset the print guys, don’t pay attention to them. Publishers are the only ones who matter.
You sure like to get personal ya bomb throwing faggot.Go introduce yourself to that ugly klan of yours tonight-the kids might even recall your name.
That faggot Samuel L. Jackson probably has some erotic fantasies about Trump
Fits quoted in Washingtn Post The Fix, on swooning over Trump:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/12/30/donald-trump-to-media-i-hate-you-now-check-out-my-private-jet/
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“Trump has hosted the press on his plane before. He did so in January, when he was still exploring a White House bid. Here’s how the conservative site Fitsnews reacted:
This website didn’t exactly go into “swoon mode” when New York real estate mogul and reality television star Donald Trump signaled his interest in exploring a 2016 presidential bid last week.
Of course that was before he invited us aboard his private jet …
The flamboyant executive — worth an estimated $4 billion — will be staging the mother of all media availabilities upon his arrival in Myrtle Beach, S.C. this week, hosting select members of the media (including this website’s founding editor) aboard his custom Boeing 757 airliner.
Yeah … now we’re swooning.”
Like fucking a pumpkin,but not as good.You can heat up a pumpkin,first.
When the weather is hot and sticky is not the time for dunking dickie —
When the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for dickie dunking —
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, for heaven’s sake
No one’s lookin’, now’s our chance to make a break
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, nix nix
I want to stick around a while and get my kicks
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock
HAPPY NEW YEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk
HAW! HAW! You’re the only person who has connected that to me, but my nickname for Fitsnews actually comes from an adventurous interaction with Nikki Haley when she was a student at Clemson… Have a great New Year’s and be safe!
Didn’t know if I should out you…/you too
Erotic fantasies and fascism always work together well. Maybe soon we can have ‘little girls for Trump’ and Trump Youth followed by Trump MILF association and ‘Greeks for Trump’. As he says : “they all love me tremendously thst why our polls are rising”.