National Politics - 2016

“Deez Nuts” (Are?) Surging

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25 comments

Salty Pirate Hooker August 20, 2015 at 10:07 am

The Rs and Ds are going to start worrying if this new independent candidate will end up giving them the “shaft” “in the end”……

As many accomplished comedians have said before, the news is the greatest inspiration there is for comedy.

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#DeezNuts2016 August 20, 2015 at 10:22 am

The whole republican mess summed up in one brilliant joke. Watch Deez Nuts continue to surge!

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Speaking D Truth August 20, 2015 at 10:23 am

I don’t know what it is, but Deez Nuts really appeal to me.

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Flip August 20, 2015 at 10:24 am

Deez Nuts. Really rolls off the tongue. Deez Nuts has my vote.

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GrandTango August 20, 2015 at 11:20 am

I’m really impressed with Deez Nuts. Fuck that loser, Trump.

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GrandTango August 20, 2015 at 10:27 am

Fuck that tired old turd, Trump. Deez Nuts put a new wrinkle into the primaries.

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Flip August 20, 2015 at 11:19 am

The more I look, the more I can’t get enough of Deez Nuts!!!

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Will aka FitsNews August 20, 2015 at 10:30 am

I can’t get enough of Deez Nuts!!!
#DeezNuts2016

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Speaking D Truth August 20, 2015 at 11:22 am

I used to get excited by Trump, but now nothing excites me more than Deez Nuts!!!

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RogueElephant August 20, 2015 at 10:36 am

Cool analogy. Peanuts : Raw, boiled, dry roasted, oil roasted, sugar coated, candy coated, chocolate coated, Kinda like politicians. You can have them any way you are willing to pay for them. LOL

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#DeezNuts2016 August 20, 2015 at 10:57 am

Old person. Doesn’t get it. This is going to be fun!!!

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RogueElephant August 20, 2015 at 12:19 pm

I get it. I just didn’t want it . LOL

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Pappy Suck Deez Nuts August 20, 2015 at 10:38 am

I’ve heard his Cousin Philepon Deez Nuts is considering a run as well.

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Nölff August 20, 2015 at 10:43 am

I’ll vote for an immature 15 year old before Hillary or Trump… Hell the rest of them too.
I don’t like any of them.

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#DeezNuts2016 August 20, 2015 at 10:58 am

God damn, republicans are clueless.

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mamatiger92 August 20, 2015 at 11:24 am

me either. not a single attractive candidate on either side.

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Sowing them seeds August 20, 2015 at 11:01 am

So at this rate we’ll get a Trump/Nuts ticket in 2016. Sounds about right. Republicans are a international joke.

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TroubleBaby August 20, 2015 at 11:02 am

Deez nuts are going balls deep.

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shifty henry August 20, 2015 at 11:28 am

What is Mr. Nuts’ position on repealing the “Bill of Rights”..??

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The Buzzman August 20, 2015 at 2:37 pm

Deez Nuts keep shifting on that.

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Blake August 20, 2015 at 3:02 pm Reply
The Buzzman August 20, 2015 at 2:39 pm

“Trump” is Brit slang for “fart.”

So, in a really tight race, Deeze Nuts is/are bound to get Trumped, hard.

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Blake August 20, 2015 at 3:01 pm

hahaha at least the website is funny

http://www.deeznutsforpresident.org/issues.html

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Cooter Brown August 21, 2015 at 9:05 am

I’m think’ ’bout runnin myself. Puttin’ out da feelers on the facebook…

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