Thomas Ravenel: Got Game?
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52? Not by my count.
“Having spent a little time with Ravenel in trendy bars” And what response did Wil Folks get when asking for numbers when out with his bud TRav?
Having frequented bars when I was younger, we’ve all seen the self-important lecherous creep come in, full of himself. And the girls I knew would share the drinks they scored from these delusional fools. And they laughed at the Ravenel-FITS types behind their backs.
Nothing like taking a girl home, after one of these idiots pays to get her loose, for you.
Best fix I heard from some ladies is that when those types ask for their number, they give them the number for the police or the detention center.
A friend of mine worked for ATT and he had a wallet full of toll-free numbers from around the USA. When a pesky female drunk would ask for my phone number I gave them a toll free number saying that it was my private line. They gobbled it up! Two of the favorites were (1) Happy Harry in Los Angeles singing Happy Days Are Here Again, (2) a nude modeling agency in Chicago.
“And what response did Wil Folks get when asking for numbers when out with his bud TRav?”
You mean other than all the snickering and occasional kamikaze or mimosa being poured over his head?
He got to see a young lady throw up a bit in her mouth.
Judge Wopner: And what is your occupation?
“I am a barfly.”
Judge Wopner: And, by that, you mean you loiter in bars waiting for men you don’t know to buy you drinks?
“That is correct, your Honor.”
A guy is sitting at a bar when he notices a beautiful woman
sitting at the other end. He asks her, “Hey, douchebag, can I buy you a drink?” She ignores him but tells the bartender that she’s insulted, angry and embarrassed by the guy’s remarks. The bartender tells the guy that because of his insulting remark he’s kicked out of the bar. The bartender apologizes to the woman for the insult and offers her a drink on the house. “What can I get for you, ma’am?” “Thanks, I’ll have a vinegar and water.”
There’s a version of that joke for hippies that ends with “I’ll have water with lemons.”
“Anyway, the club was graced recently by former disgraced state treasurer, convicted drug dealer, near pedophilic narcissistic baby daddy and thankfully failed senatorial candidate T-Rav, blah, blah, blah…”
There, fixed it for ya.
THOMAS RAVENEL: GOT GAME?
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I would beg Will to stop (again), but we keep clicking to ask him to stop. It’s a vicious cycle.
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Last week I made four dollars giving hand jobs to winos @ 10 cents apiece. Want to make some serious chump change? I used my earnings to buy a bottle of mad dog so I could share a cardboard refrigerator box with Bertha the Tranny Bag Lady. I found a really nice grocery cart and am planning on rolling it over to the scrap metal yard in North Charleston. Fuck you and your Alfa Romeo! I’m rollin’ high down here!
He is an ass. Not sure why anyone even talks about him these days.
Because people (like you) are interested.
Bravo Foxtrot Delta, it’s a good thing he has family money otherwise it would be a limp dick supported only by Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
He put the ass in assclown.
T-Rav….
**YAWN**
it wasnt his twitter account that was hacked, its whatever’s left of his booze and coke-damaged brain. t-rav brain hacked by whitney and his mom and andy cohen. LOL
I would guess her number at $50, not that hot T-rav.
Got condoms?
Was it a horrific, egocentrically motivated visit to Mynt?
Baby girl Kensie has quite the role models in her parents.
He should SO be the next bachelor!!