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Judge’s Husband Accused Of “Poking” Lawmaker

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14 comments

Grab and twist February 3, 2015 at 10:58 am

It’s very easy to break the finger of someone poking you in the chest and an immediate cure for aggression on the part of the poker.

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Manray9 February 3, 2015 at 10:59 am

Nothing says class like being a member of the SC legislature.

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Nölff February 3, 2015 at 11:14 am

Steak tar tar eating thugs.

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Bible Thumper February 3, 2015 at 11:09 am

“The husband of one of the candidates…”
Only one? Really! I’m glad that was clarified.
If this was a reality show, there would be an easy solution. Group Sex in the hot tub.

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jimlewisowb February 3, 2015 at 11:13 am

“poking” in my neck of the woods carries a lot of connotation most of which involves stumps/ cows and sheep

nice to read that our beloved Fucking Cockroaches are getting in touch with their natural instincts

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Halfvast Conspirator February 3, 2015 at 11:19 am

I thought this said “porking” and wondered if it was “that” kind of “porking” or just spreading some from the barrel around.

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Callin' 'em February 3, 2015 at 12:01 pm

I wonder if he would deny every poking a dude in the ass? Under polygraphy?

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erneba February 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm

As much as I dislike a lefty, there is absolute no excuse anyone could tender for physically confronting anyone over one’s choice in such a matter. The egos in the State House must be so big that they walk around all day bumping into each other.

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Centrist View February 3, 2015 at 1:13 pm

Actually, it wasn’t “poking”, but the Hokey-Pokey the were doing.

And, that’s that’s what it’s all about.

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nitrat February 3, 2015 at 2:41 pm

“…we’re talking about a literal, honest-to-God, finger-to-the-chest”poke.”
Well, thank goodness, as the owner of a nice selection of Victorian erotica and a fan of ‘Lonesome Dove’ , I thought you might have meant something else

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Town Crier February 3, 2015 at 3:14 pm

Johnny is a goob from the sticks. He needs his wife’s political connections to keep the grease on the wheel. His ego is prolly still smarting after losing out years ago on that planned development of flood-prone land next to the Congaree River.

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enpassant February 3, 2015 at 4:11 pm

The SC legislature is where southern families with old money send their children, primarily to keep them from ruining the family business. McAllister is not a poker, this is just another politician running his mouth to back his buddy. Good thing too because I doubt anyone in the state house could handle anything more than a gentle tap.

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Lance One Nut February 3, 2015 at 4:50 pm

After much deliberation, I’ve decided to run for South Carolina Chief Justice. Will swap yellow jerseys for votes

http://espn.go.com/sports/endurance/story/_/id/12273382/police-say-lance-armstrong-hit-parked-cars-blamed-girlfriend-anna-hansen

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Judgement Day Cometh February 3, 2015 at 7:40 pm

Unauthorized body contact – a form of battery – criminal offense = 30 days in jail. Arrest the sack of shit. I would. Just file a criminal complaint, and go take out a warrant afterwards.

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