Palmetto Bowl: Very Superstitious
THE SIX-PEAT THAT WASN’T … AND WHY By WILL FOLKS || I don’t get it. At all. You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
THE SIX-PEAT THAT WASN’T … AND WHY By WILL FOLKS || I don’t get it. At all. You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Life’s a bitch.
I guess you could always try watching the bowl game naked sitting in a garnet beanbag chair.
I guess you could always try watching the bowl game naked sitting in a garnet beanbag chair.
…eating cheetos.
I knew a guy who’s dick was so small,and kinda curved, we called him Cheeto.You need to use LAVA(w/pumice)to get that orange dye off your hands.
I was flying from Flagstaff, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona because my manager doesn’t own a globe. We flew on a plane that big. Like a pack of gum with eight people in it. [imitates sound of a tiny airplane]. What happened was we took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center there. We’re traveling at half the speed of smell. We got passed by a kite. There was a goose behind us, and the pilot was screaming, “Go around!”. We get halfway to Phoenix and we gotta go back. It’s a 9-minute flight…can’t pull it off with this equipment.
We had engine trouble. We lost some oil pressure and they told us about it over the speaker system of the plane, which was stupid because they coulda just went [looks backward] “Hey, we lost some oil pressure.” [gives a thumbs-up] “Heard ya! Sure did.” It was weird. Everybody on the plane was nervous, but I’d been drinking since lunch, so I was like, “Take it down, I don’t give a shit.”
You ever have one of those days? “Hit somethin’ hard, I don’t wanna limp away from this piece of shit.” The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind. Apparently, he had a lot to live for. He goes “Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?”
[As himself]”All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, ’cause that’s where we’re headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We’re haulin’ ass!”
Audience cheers as he drinks scotch
We take the money we make from selling the rest of Florida to Israel, we buy Mexico, fix it up and flip it!
I guess you could always try watching the bowl game…
Surely Will will not waste the opportunity to expense the cost of a magical, wonderful December trip to the Queen City.
*Dick Vitale voice*
BELK BOWL, BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Postseason plans have changed.They’ll be playing in the Family Dollar bowl.
That’s better than the Creeflo Dollar Bowl…
I was refused entrance to the stadium because they wouldn’t let me bring in my custom-made 6 1/2 foot tall Cocky Mascot, even though I told them it was a seat cushion. I missed the first 11 minutes of the game because I had to put Cocky back in my car – behind the steering wheel. After the game somebody had scrawled an obscenity on my windshield.
Well, you had a huge cock in your car. What did you expect?
The noon start was the kiss of death for SCar! We’re closers, not openers!
Your comment, if rearranged, would still make sense —–
“The noon kiss was the start of death for SCar! We’re openers , not closers “
TIGERS DEEP-SIXED
Cute.
Coincidentally….
TBG’s Rule #6:
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass every day all the time.
TBG’s Rule #11
There is no such thing as coincidence.
I think Rule #11 was in the book of Caucasians. 4:17-25 I think it was.
No, the real curse is that we did not get this year’s video from —- KATE BICKLEY..!!
Speaking of Stevie Wonder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPSatcfd0rw
“–my friend James – whose presence on the left cushion of my leather love seat–”
Odd, but it appears that’s what did it!
It must have been difficult. Will being all alone on the right cushion of the “LOVE SEAT.”
“I contemplated to myself how I might “six-bomb” the Clemson Rotary Club next year.”
There would be a police cordon —- if you were invited.
Order has been restored. USC’s aberration of nfl caliber recruiting has ended.
“Not only that, I chose my post-game headline for what would have been South Carolina’s sixth consecutive victory … TIGERS DEEP-SIXED”
This would explain a lot of your stories on Haley’s and Graham’s political demise.
Folks being a jersey wearer surprises no one
LMAO…Anyone else think that FITS is going to extraordinary lengths to convince you he is a Gamecocks fan.
Hey FITS, don’t present like such a self-loathing, Tater @$$-kissing-SC bashing Dumb@$$ all the time, and thou would not have to protest to this absurd degree. (: ….
PS: any word on those CWS forfeitures you Taters swore to us about, yet???…Hahahaha…Your orange-clad anonymous source got any more “scoops” for you???…LMAO…
Dude. He’s a Gamecock fan just as much as I’m a Clemson fan. It’s obvious.
And w/ the way he is laboring and BEGGING you ignorant F*#ks to believe him….makes it obvious…LMAO…
You are some stupid MoFos…that’s the one thing for sure…Hahahaha…
Speaking of begging, how’s that blog doing?
It’s doing GREAT…I’ve solicited 3 ads, and ALL THREE bought. Not only that, all 3 know of FITS and think he’s a low-rent idiot, doing the bidding for the Democrat Party. They said part of their motivation in buying from me, is to thwart FITS and the rest of the media, that helps the left, like him…’We need SCPSD, and more sites like it’…I’m told…
I just wish I had more time to peddle more ads, and post more on the site. But that’s coming…
And PS: Thank you for reading. You’re part of my success, too…
No Clemson victory can sting quite as bad as the realization that GrandTango is a Gamecocks fan. :(
Seems about right to me.
He is basically what I expect from them.
66-42-4
If you drive north from Cola you will arrive in Charlotte, not Clemson. Maybe that’s where the Cocks should’ve gone last Saturday.
allegedly grown man wearing a jersey? If i see u at a game plan on that jersey being over your head and feeling like Cam Janssen just got done with u. Whoever gives u tickets should lose the privilege.
It was meant to be. How do you six-bomb someone in a photo anyway?
No grown white man should ever wear a backwards baseball cap.
disagree. very sexy.
Had gamecock fans inked another gamecluck tattoo on their bodies, they probably would have won.