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Dear Political Reporter: If a candidate is going to sell merchandise on their campaign website, presumably to raise money, why would they password protect it?
SIC SEZ: That’s an excellent question, reader. I haven’t the foggiest notion as to why that might be the case. Lord knows she’s not selective about other things …
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There is no password. The password is her high school
There’s an industrial high school in Japan named West Fukasumi Titnipple High…and there’s Worthington Hooker School in the East Rock neighborhood of New Haven, Connecticut. now that pot is becoming legal, we should see some interesting high school names…
Just calling it a “High school” is interesting enough.
Sic Willie says, “Lord knows she’s not selective about other things …” That is certainly obvious if she had an affair with Sic Willie.
Unlike the rest of FitsFans, Sic has actually been to the Governess’ Holy Place (did you take a picture Will, make it last longer). Did you do Tinkler yet? Keep us informed big boy we’re counting and keeping score. And all the boys there at the bar began to sing along, if you’ll be my Dixie Chicken . . . you know the rest.
That’s sikh!
Fits got it right Max, Shwag; dopers, unreal. Always making mistakes.
Keeps the riff raff out – this is cocaine, not crack.
I’d like to place an order for some good drugs too.
Do you know password, I’m cool.
She really is Slicki Nikki; fucking genius.
Probably an attempt to dissuade denial of service attacks.
a DOS only has to hit the upper level URL to be effective.
Ah! But the teeming hoards of Nikki Haters could synchronize a simultaneous purchase request that could strain the depths of even the deepest server memory caches and cause the S.M.A.R.T. enabled disk drives to radically overheat, causing “whorling” which drags the more modern 3D magnetic heads to be sucked down onto the ferrous substrate, igniting a chemical explosion that can literally pop drives out of their slots onto the computer room floor!
I’ve seen it happen.
Wow!
I’m available for parties, and I’m good with children…. above the age of 18.
Max the Clown: Hello, darling, are you a good girl or a bad girl?
Reply: Oh, I’m a GOOD girl!
Max the Clown: That’s nice – take a handful of these candy canes.
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Max the Clown: Hello, darling, are you a good girl or a bad girl?
Reply: Oh, I’m a BAD girl!
Max the Clown: That’s nice – would you like to come into my tent to see MY candy cane?
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Maybe the cockroaches who manage her site hope the password you use is the same one you use for your banking accounts and once they capture your password and ip address they can use the information to drain your bank accounts and then claim that some 14 year old pimple faced kid bopping his balony in Kazakhstan is responsible
MAYBE they want that ‘password and ip address’ captured????
Shit,You don’t think FITS and Buz don’t know where we live? Who we are, what we do for a living and if we have ever had Shingles? :-)
Obsess much?
According to my files, yes. Yes you do.
It’s a republican thing, kinda like Benghazi 8, or ACA 50.
That’s it! Not only do they know your ISP server domain location, they make you put in an *email address!*… then they can slip you subtly titled emails over the course of several years whose combined effect produces a kind of hypnosis that intensifies the already growing insanity evidenced by your even bothering to peruse the site in the first place…. not to mention the laser focused marketing it provides for donations they will eventually harvest through promises of a brighter tomorrow amidst the smoldering ruins of their liberal rivals.
Brilliant!
Had mine replaced about 4 years ago
Installer said they were good for 30 years but on an average need to be replaced in 25 years
Hell, they’ll pick one at random right here at home, throw some pot through the open window of his car and frame him for the job. By the time he’s walking up the stairs with his pillow, sheets and blankets, they’ll have flipped the money into time-share condos in Mississippi.
That’s because her merchandise includes:
1. A dildo impressioned from Will Folk’s member
2. A dildo impressioned from Larry Marchant’s member
3. A patent leather outfit styled in Gimp fashion with a special Cuckold gimp ball, mask and testicle taser
You can’t have kids accessing her campaign goodies, it’s only for her diehard supporters.
You left out the curry scented panties.
She’s getting a majority of her campaign funds from out of state special interests, mostly likely. Why would she need pocket change from you idiotic, everyday South Carolinians?