THERE’S A JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE …
S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s reelection bid is on cruise control … empowered by a totally incompetent liberal opponent (S.C. Sen. Vincent Sheheen), a lazy mainstream media “watchdog” and the lack of anything resembling a credible challenge on her badly exposed ideological right flank.
Like many faux reformers before her, she’s tap danced to the political “center” – as evidenced by her liberal-friendly record on taxes, spending, education and (most notably) government-subsidized health care.
Anyway, there is one small hiccup we can report related to Haley’s reelection bid – the apparent crash of her campaign website, NikkiHaley.com.
What happened?
“Pearson,” a source close to Haley’s campaign tells FITS, referring to Haley’s former chief of staff and current “campaign manager” Tim Pearson.
Huh? We asked for elaboration but got none.
Oh well, as they say … “developing.”
UPDATE: Sources close to Team Haley tell FITS the website was taken offline (well, put in “maintenance mode“) over the matter of an outstanding balance. Ruh-roh!
UPDATE II: Haley for Governor is back up … meaning somebody must have coughed it up.
20 comments
I can tell you what happened.
Some of that bookkeeping experience in action, I see.
Might not be a fan of Democrats in general, but in the case of Sheheen, ANYTHING is better than four more years of getting sold out by the wicked witch. And not sure where you get incompetent from regarding Sheheen. Other than raw bias, of course.
She was okay until that house fell on her. Hahahahaha
And idiots will vote for her again and give her money after their bank accounts were cleaned out by the hackers under her watch.
“Nikki Haley’s Website Goes Down”
Will Folk’s *Website* rises up.
Joke O’ The Day :
What’s long and hard when put in one’s mouth, yet soft and sticky when it comes out?
Chewing gum.
What does the bride of a Russian groom get on her wedding night that’s long and hard?
—- A new last name!
A Chinese couple gets married – and she’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: “My darring” he says, “I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting, jus anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, “I wanna … numba 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a shocked tone he queries………
“How can you tink of Beef wif Bwoccori Special, NOW?”
What’s long and hard on a 16 year old Native American guy?
Fourth grade.
*To TGG’s Dad, telling that joke must have been worth not getting any “snooky snooky” from Mamma for many moons….
To promote harmony and good will among the citizens, the big wigs of a western town had invited Chief Running Bull, head of the local reservation, to a huge town dinner. At breakfast the next morning the Chief was relating to his wife an incident that occurred after the dinner.
The mayor offered a silk hat to any man who could stand up and truthfully say that during his married life he had never kissed any woman but his own wife. Not one man stood up!
“But” asks the Chief’s wife, “why didn’t you stand up?”
“Well,” the Chief replied, “I was going to, but I thought how stupid I would look in a silk hat.”
My Native American blood is starting to act up because I noticed that my “To Do List” includes sharpening all of my knives, hatchets, and bayonet….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojRQ15My7s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E98ZRaU1s
KOWABUNGA..!!
Just like the outstanding balance to the Lexington Rotary club? Got booted out I was told.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjnB19ti1U
There is a joke here somewhere, here it is: No. I’m sorry, but….no. It’s too late for that. Far too late. HaHaHa. Y’know, it’s funny…this situation. It reminds me of a joke…[pauses] See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum…and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight…Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn’t make the leap. Y’see…y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea…He says “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says…He says “wh-what do you think I am? CRAZY? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!” Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa…Fnff oh, do excuse me…Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Terrific! That’s a new one for me and has been saved to my permanent files….
Let me get in on this
There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left?
499.
There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.
There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge.
The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that?
The deer is in the fridge.
A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it?
She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King’s party.
She dies anyway.
Why?
She gets hit in the head with a brick.
Its from the Batman movie, I love it too.
Durr hurr… her website… its down… durr hurr! Thanks for this exciting update in the ongoing saga between Will Folks and his undying infatuation with all things Nikki Haley. Stay tuned! Later today he will update us on what she had for lunch.