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12 comments

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 8, 2014 at 8:31 pm

*Claws at eyes*

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Please post some pics of a young starlet or even that sketchy young thing (Courtney Stoddard?) that’s married to the old dude…to *cleanse the palate*.

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*Ducking* January 8, 2014 at 9:16 pm

Hey, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

:)

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shifty henry January 8, 2014 at 11:30 pm

Are you referring to “inner course”..? After pulling that gun out of her vagina, the cop must have taken a very close look — he probably meant to write “inner tube”..!!

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shifty henry January 8, 2014 at 11:28 pm

She would need that gun to get me to screw her —- but on second thought, Shifty would take the bullet for all red-blooded Southern men!

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Eric January 8, 2014 at 9:42 pm

I always thought that the news broadcasters were talking about “the shooter,” Now I see they were talking about “the cooter”! That makes more sense now, and explains the fish smell too.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 8, 2014 at 10:03 pm

Here’s to the crack that never heals,
the more you rub it the better it feels.

But there ain’t no soap this side of hell,
can wash away that fishy smell.

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EJB January 9, 2014 at 6:58 am

Here’s to woman, the glorious vine
Blooms each month, bears fruit in nine
The only creature this side of hell
To get juice from a nut without cracking the shell

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Halfvast Conspirator January 9, 2014 at 10:02 am

I don’t think that gun was smoking at the time, probably waited to have one when it was done shooting

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trenchards January 9, 2014 at 10:35 am

That’s No Country for Old Men

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jimlewisowb January 9, 2014 at 10:56 am

“Our founding editor…..and his lovely wife…..have had….conversations…..but…no one’s firearm achieved penetration”

What a shame. If such had taken place, then willie could have proclaimed with some degree of authenticity that he fired this story right out of his ass

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euwe max January 10, 2014 at 4:24 pm

If she looked like Kim Kardashian, this would make her a millionaire.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 11, 2014 at 11:05 am

That story, combined with the mugshot is causing TBG to have second thoughts about his support of the Second Amendment.

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