Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive
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Autotuning jewish boy with tats, is the sexiest man alive? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised considering it used to be George Clooney.
WHAT?
NONE of the regular commenters at FITSNEWS were even nominated?
TBG calls “Bullshit!”
Shifty declined the offer, thank you…….
Burns, stache, and top hat? You’re bringing a shotgun to a fist fight
My tattoos are not suitable for viewing….
My tattoos are not suitable for viewing….
Reminds TBG of one of his favorite racist/stereotypical jokes…..
A white boy from my hometown was madly in love with a girl named Wendy. One night after waaaay too many Budweisers (and just enough tequila), he got her name tattooed on his penis. They had to stretch it out to do the ink, so in it’s normal, flaccid state only “W E Y” was visible.
He wound up marrying Wendy and they honemooned in Jamaica. One day, while Wendy was shopping, he decided to check out the nude beach. He couldn’t help but notice that the native gentleman next to him had “W E Y” tatted on HIS penis also.
He decided to strike up a conversation…..
Is your wife named Wendy?
No, mon. Not married, mon.
Ahhhh, your girlfriend’s named Wendy?
No, mon. Why do you ask?
Cuz we have the same tattoo!
*Stretches out penis to show “WENDY”*
The Jamaican man laughed heartily and said, “I work for the Ministry of Tourism.”
*stretches it out…revealing…..
“WELCOME TO JAMAICA. HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY!”*
To date , none of TBG’s black friends have taken offense….
Okay. If he’s so sexy, why doesn’t me, my wife, and our friends want to fuck him? On FB not one of my 500 friends believes this.
Tattoo-removal is the future.