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John Kerry Is Confused (Again)

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14 comments

The Unknown Comic September 4, 2013 at 9:35 am

The first picture says it all, “Don’t eat ice cream right before an important briefing.”

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shifty henry September 4, 2013 at 10:05 am

Actually, he just realized that he was smelling his own farts.

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EJB September 4, 2013 at 9:48 am

If we fly aircraft over Syria territory there will be boots on the ground. I believe the Russians will have their best anti-aircraft weaponry in that country (why not have your friends test your stuff) and it is inevitable that aircraft will be shot down, any guess how many of the aircraft flying sorties over Syria will be French? If even one airman is left to the Syrians, I can’t think of anything ugly enough to say. If the US flies over Syria there will be boots on the ground shortly there after.

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shifty henry September 4, 2013 at 10:06 am

Exactly – I may have something to add later…..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein September 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

Worlds shortest political joke:

John Kerry walked into a bar.

The bartender asked, “Why the long face?”

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shifty henry September 4, 2013 at 10:47 am

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

Kerry replies,” I just can’t get Barry to understand that the shuddering shoe and the blinkety-blanks when the punglung falls from the bough in the blast of a hurricane’s hicketty-hanks over the hills of the hocketty-how”

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Bill Clinton September 4, 2013 at 10:27 am

Morons led by Idiots!

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? September 4, 2013 at 10:28 am

Former CIA agent debunks the current intelligence analysis laid out by our gov’t:

http://scotthorton.org/2013/09/03/9313-philip-giraldi/

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Frank Pytel September 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm Reply
SamAdams2010 September 5, 2013 at 1:22 pm

Got it covered. Just another Nuclear option in the playbook. Index Mideast scenario.

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our leadership D or R stinks September 4, 2013 at 1:39 pm

the facial fillers and botox are seeping into his brain….

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The Colonel September 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm

In case you’re missing it, Jeff Duncan is hammering Kerry in the House Hearings

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MyDaddyIsRich September 5, 2013 at 8:40 am

In case you missed it Kerry made Duncan look like the Rube he is.

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This just in . . . September 7, 2013 at 12:05 am

G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report) — Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

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