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Nikki’s Sister: Birds, Insects Speak To Us

Remember Simran Singh? She’s the transcendental mystic who bought her husband (current government-funded nepotism beneficiary Rick Singh) a lime green Lamborghini a few years ago with proceeds from the “family business.” She’s also the elder sister of S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley. FITS has written in the past about Singh’s guru status ……

Remember Simran Singh?

She’s the transcendental mystic who bought her husband (current government-funded nepotism beneficiary Rick Singh) a lime green Lamborghini a few years ago with proceeds from the “family business.” She’s also the elder sister of S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley.

FITS has written in the past about Singh’s guru status … which includes a bizarre obsession with the number eleven (sort of like Spinal Tap’s Nigel Tufnel).

“As an individual begins a more conscious spiritual journey, the numbers 11, 111 or 11:11 will frequently appear,” Singh wrote on her website. “They are, in a sense, a communication from the Universe.”

“11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger of remembrance on a cellular level,” Singh continues. “The activation of this begins at birth allowing the ability to connect, grow, avail wisdom and acquire discernment. This encoded trigger refers to the completion of duality. Here lies the direct channel between the ‘being’ and the ‘invisible’. At this place, one can pierce the veil of illusion that is binding to an unreal world. In moving beyond these veils, the Source of true power and the ability to co-create consciously with the Universe unfolds. Individuals experience a greater reality where vision becomes broader, life more expansive and the journey more meaningful.”

Yeah … hmmm.

Singh is back in the news this week, the subject of an expansive feature story in The Charleston (S.C.) City Paper.

SPEAKING TO US?
“LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU …

Now she says it’s not just numbers communicating to us, it’s “birds and insects” too.

“We are all divine sparks, here to shine and shimmer in brilliance,” she told a crowd of supporters, according to the paper. “And when we go off track, we’re sent conversations from the universe, and they show up as numbers and birds and insects. They show up as words on billboards or on a greeting card that you receive. They show up as animals. Most importantly, they show up as other people.”

Interesting …  so the next time you see a cockroach crawling across your bathroom floor don’t squash it! Bend down and have a conversation with it instead.

Returning to the numerical theme, Singh tells report Paul Bowers that the number eleven saved her life five years ago when she “sunk into a very deep depression.

“Everywhere I went, whether it was to stay in bed half the day and roll over and look at the clock, or whether it was to go out to pick up my son or get groceries, I would see 11:11 or 111,” she told Bowers. “It was license plates, billboards, clocks. I would come down from my bedroom at 3 in the afternoon, and the microwave would be flashing 11:11. That would happen 20 to 25 times a day.”

Wow … talk about some seriously tuned in electronic devices.

Breaking from her metaphysical musings, Singh takes a moment to rip this website for exposing her tax multiple tax delinquencies back in 2010.

“FITSNews, they have a vendetta against my sister, so they were pulling at any and everything they could to slander her and to affect anyone around her,” she says.

Of course Singh doesn’t sweat haters like us because according to her “the world needs Nikki.”

Yes it does, Simmie … yes it does.

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84 comments

Smirks May 29, 2013 at 1:31 pm

1111 is also binary, does that mean my wireless router talks to me too?

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm

We should ask GrandTango — although he may be the one talking to his router……

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Smirks May 29, 2013 at 1:31 pm

1111 is also binary, does that mean my wireless router talks to me too?

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm

We should ask GrandTango — although he may be the one talking to his router……

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Creeper May 29, 2013 at 1:33 pm

My penis wants to have a discussion with you Simran.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

just tell her you are 11 inches………

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 10:59 pm

Sumbeetch!!!

I told her 1.11 inches.

Not as embarrassing as the Speedos incident when I was a teenager, though.

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shifty henry May 30, 2013 at 11:32 pm

By the by — does Myrtle Beach still have the ordinance on the books that guys can be arrested for having an erection on the beach ?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm

Don’t know. Although it seems as though the evidence would er…disappear when the cops showed up.

shifty henry May 31, 2013 at 12:16 am

A guy who traveled a lot was concerned that he might die away from home, and he was worried that his family might not find his last will and testament.

He consulted a lawyer who said, “It will be painful but if you have it tattooed on your penis you’ll always have it with you.”

So the guy took his lawyer’s advice, but one day, because he was having doubts about it, consulted the probate judge who told him, “Sorry you went to so much inconvenience and pain, but to tell you the truth—it won’t hold up in court.”

TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 11:56 pm

Speedos incident :

Many years ago an older, more worldly, friend suggested that I get a pair of Speedos and wear them to the beach, if I wanted to get lucky with the ladies….

Tried it for several days with NO LUCK.

Went back and was bitching at my friend, when he told me that he had left out the most important part….

I’ll never forget, he said, “pro tip, boy….go to the grocery store and buy you a BIG cucumber and put it in your Speedos…..that’ll get the gal’s attention.”

I did and it did. I strutted out on the beach and all…I mean ALL, the beautiful girls were smiling and pointing at me! Yet nothing ever came of it…..

After several more unsuccessful days, i went back to my friend, told him exactly what I had done and that still…no luck with the ladies.

He just smiled and shook his head. Then he said, “I thought you knew to put the cucumber in the front…..

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 3:28 pm

If she looks as attractive in person as that photo, she could turn my penis into a pogo stick…..

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Creeper May 29, 2013 at 1:33 pm

My penis wants to have a discussion with you Simran.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 2:32 pm

just tell her you are 11 inches………

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 10:59 pm

Sumbeetch!!!

I told her 1.11 inches.

Not as embarrassing as the Speedos incident when I was a teenager, though.

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shifty henry May 30, 2013 at 11:32 pm

By the by — does Myrtle Beach still have the ordinance on the books that guys can be arrested for having an erection on the beach ?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm

Don’t know. Although it seems as though the evidence would er…disappear when the cops showed up.

shifty henry May 31, 2013 at 12:16 am

A guy who traveled a lot was concerned that he might die away from home, and he was worried that his family might not find his last will and testament.

He consulted a lawyer who said, “It will be painful but if you have it tattooed on your penis you’ll always have it with you.”

So the guy took his lawyer’s advice, but one day, because he was having doubts about it, consulted the probate judge who told him, “Sorry you went to so much inconvenience and pain, but to tell you the truth—it won’t hold up in court.”

TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 11:56 pm

Speedos incident :

Many years ago an older, more worldly, friend suggested that I get a pair of Speedos and wear them to the beach, if I wanted to get lucky with the ladies….

Tried it for several days with NO LUCK.

Went back and was bitching at my friend, when he told me that he had left out the most important part….

I’ll never forget, he said, “pro tip, boy….go to the grocery store and buy you a BIG cucumber and put it in your Speedos…..that’ll get the gal’s attention.”

I did and it did. I strutted out on the beach and all…I mean ALL, the beautiful girls were smiling and pointing at me! Yet nothing ever came of it…..

After several more unsuccessful days, i went back to my friend, told him exactly what I had done and that still…no luck with the ladies.

He just smiled and shook his head. Then he said, “I thought you knew to put the cucumber in the front…..

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 3:28 pm

If she looks as attractive in person as that photo, she could turn my penis into a pogo stick…..

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loisdeboid May 29, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Admit it, Will, she has a point about the vendetta thing – not that I have any problem with that, mind you. I wonder if she enters nothing but ones on her tax forms…

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Plain and simple…Simran is a fruitcake. Maybe she can talk to the universe about getting that 400K Orangeburg judgement off her parent’s record.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:22 pm

….another good one !!

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loisdeboid May 29, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Admit it, Will, she has a point about the vendetta thing – not that I have any problem with that, mind you. I wonder if she enters nothing but ones on her tax forms…

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Plain and simple…Simran is a fruitcake. Maybe she can talk to the universe about getting that 400K Orangeburg judgement off her parent’s record.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:22 pm

….another good one !!

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Liquor Store Red Dot May 29, 2013 at 2:05 pm

111 is also the New York to Jakarta flight out of Kennedy on Trans-Con. Hop on it dot -head

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Liquor Store Red Dot May 29, 2013 at 2:05 pm

111 is also the New York to Jakarta flight out of Kennedy on Trans-Con. Hop on it dot -head

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Sims May 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

I guess she will have a lot to listen for once the 17-Year Cicadas arrive.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

…..very good !!

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Sims May 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm

I guess she will have a lot to listen for once the 17-Year Cicadas arrive.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

…..very good and should be a quote for the ages – hey!

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

While she has her rights to her opinions, some folks may be led astray following any advice she gives. But she fails to tell us what to do with any of this. This is a spooky woman.

Sic, if any of your encounters with Nikki were at 11:11 am or pm. then this woman may be on to something special.

“They show up as animals. Most importantly, they show up as other people.” Are some of these people posting on Fitsnews?
I’ve just spent 33 minutes trying to get a dog to tell me if I should choose a sedan or a pickup truck, and the best time to close the sale.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 10:56 pm

My dog was (unexpectedly) helpful when I had to choose between a convertible and a hardtop. I just assumed he would enjoy the fresh air, riding shotgun in the ragtop……But when asked he said, “Roof”.

Incidentally, his great or maybe great great grandfather saved my cousin in Mount Pleasant a ton of money back in early Sept. of ’89. My cousin had saved up a bit of money and was going to put in a deck and swimming pool. When he told his dog this, the dog looked at him as if he was crazy, then stared southeast for a while before softly, almost dejectedly advising, “Roof.”
A couple days later, Sparky’s prescience was proven when Hugo struck…..

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shifty henry May 31, 2013 at 12:07 am

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 2:27 pm

While she has her rights to her opinions, some folks may be led astray following any advice she gives. But she fails to tell us what to do with any of this. This is a spooky woman.

Sic, if any of your encounters with Nikki were at 11:11 am or pm. then this woman may be on to something special.

“They show up as animals. Most importantly, they show up as other people.” Are some of these people posting on Fitsnews?
I’ve just spent 33 minutes trying to get a dog to tell me if I should choose a sedan or a pickup truck, and the best time to close the sale.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 30, 2013 at 10:56 pm

My dog was (unexpectedly) helpful when I had to choose between a convertible and a hardtop. I just assumed he would enjoy the fresh air, riding shotgun in the ragtop……But when asked he said, “Roof”.

Incidentally, his great or maybe great great grandfather saved my cousin in Mount Pleasant a ton of money back in early Sept. of ’89. My cousin had saved up a bit of money and was going to put in a deck and swimming pool. When he told his dog this, the dog looked at him as if he was crazy, then stared southeast for a while before softly, almost dejectedly advising, “Roof.”
A couple days later, Sparky’s prescience was proven when Hugo struck…..

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shifty henry May 31, 2013 at 12:07 am

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

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Rlg Cooper May 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

Why is this news??

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Rlg Cooper May 29, 2013 at 2:36 pm

Why is this news??

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Duke May 29, 2013 at 3:13 pm

Good Gosh the whole Fn family is nutsoid!

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm

Yes, they are all nucking futs.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

If I’m interpreting your pun correctly, then you are calling Sic Willie a “fut”…..

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 4:32 pm

No, not at all. I am just so glad that Will found a nice girl. Will, aren’t you glad that you didn’t let Nikki leave her husband for you?

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm

MmMmMmMmMm –message sent from Will’s dog— “YES” !

Duke May 29, 2013 at 3:13 pm

Good Gosh the whole Fn family is nutsoid!

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm

Yes, they are all nucking futs.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:21 pm

If I’m interpreting your pun correctly, then you are calling Sic Willie a “fut”…..

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Marie Harrison May 29, 2013 at 4:32 pm

No, not at all. I am just so glad that Will found a nice girl. Will, aren’t you glad that you didn’t let Nikki leave her husband for you?

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 5:16 pm

MmMmMmMmMm –message sent from Will’s dog— “YES” !

Same ol' Same ol' May 29, 2013 at 3:43 pm

I guess insects do talk to us. My wife’s cooking’s so bad we can’t leave dental floss in the kitchen or the cockroaches hang themselves. Maybe they aren’t so dumb, after all.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm

Yep, I know you’re not joking, because one of my girlfriend’s kitchen needed to be swept clean every morning. During the night the cockroaches usually choked to death on the dust, but occasionally a few made the mistake of walking across the top of the stove – they would slip on the grease and fall to their death.

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Same ol' Same ol' May 29, 2013 at 3:43 pm

I guess insects do talk to us. My wife’s cooking’s so bad we can’t leave dental floss in the kitchen or the cockroaches hang themselves. Maybe they aren’t so dumb, after all.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm

Yep, I know you’re not joking, because one of my girlfriend’s kitchen needed to be swept clean every morning. During the night the cockroaches usually choked to death on the dust, but occasionally a few made the mistake of walking across the top of the stove – they would slip on the grease and fall to their death.

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Karolyn May 29, 2013 at 4:08 pm

I am certainly no Nikki Haley lover; however, there are many people who believe as her sister does. I’m sure she respects your beliefs, and hers should be respected as well. NOBODY knows for sure what is real! Don’t knock it. There is much evidence for a lot of what is thought to be “woo” out there. Having an open mind is so much more freeing than a closed one.

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Karolyn May 29, 2013 at 4:08 pm

I am certainly no Nikki Haley lover; however, there are many people who believe as her sister does. I’m sure she respects your beliefs, and hers should be respected as well. NOBODY knows for sure what is real! Don’t knock it. There is much evidence for a lot of what is thought to be “woo” out there. Having an open mind is so much more freeing than a closed one.

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jimlewisowb May 29, 2013 at 4:22 pm

I am truly fucked, I was born on 1/11

All this time I thought I had a spastic colon and now I find out some goddamn alien turd and his family of turdetts have been living up my ass since birth

Of course if Simmie really believes in all this 111 cockroach shit then my karma and her karma are destined to intersect for a cosmic interlude

Hey Simmie, if you want to cook up some pork and rice you can find me on any Friday around 4:30 PM at Beef O’ Brady’s over on Highway 6. I’ll be the bald headed one wearing blue bibs with a pretty good grip on a tall cold glass of ying ling

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 5:13 pm

“my karma and her karma are destined to intersect for a cosmic interlude”

If this happens then you are blessed, and we will pray for you. We’re sure you would share the details with us afterwards.

Anyway, why not make this happen at the Riverbanks Zoo, perhaps near the Gibbons – they could send you some telepathic inspiration.

This post is where an image would be terrific!

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9" May 30, 2013 at 12:24 am

Want me to root around in there,and get that shit out?

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jimlewisowb May 29, 2013 at 4:22 pm

I am truly fucked, I was born on 1/11

All this time I thought I had a spastic colon and now I find out some goddamn alien turd and his family of turdetts have been living up my ass since birth

Of course if Simmie really believes in all this 111 cockroach shit then my karma and her karma are destined to intersect for a cosmic interlude

Hey Simmie, if you want to cook up some pork and rice you can find me on any Friday around 4:30 PM at Beef O’ Brady’s over on Highway 6. I’ll be the bald headed one wearing blue bibs with a pretty good grip on a tall cold glass of ying ling

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 5:13 pm

“my karma and her karma are destined to intersect for a cosmic interlude”

If this happens then you are blessed, and we will pray for you. We’re sure you would share the details with us afterwards.

Anyway, why not make this happen at the Riverbanks Zoo, perhaps near the Gibbons – they could send you some telepathic inspiration.

This post is where an image would be terrific!

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9" May 30, 2013 at 12:24 am

Want me to root around in there,and get that shit out?

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Same ol' Same ol' May 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm

Fukin the govt must pay big. She got way too much time on her hands to be thinkin bout this shit.

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Same ol' Same ol' May 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm

Fukin the govt must pay big. She got way too much time on her hands to be thinkin bout this shit.

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Coal miner May 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I talked to a cockroach last night . He said that anyone who has a “relationship” with another person and reveals it for no good reason is a real anal opening. Give SIC a roll of TP.

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Coal miner May 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm

I talked to a cockroach last night . He said that anyone who has a “relationship” with another person and reveals it for no good reason is a real anal opening. Give SIC a roll of TP.

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Boz Martin May 29, 2013 at 7:25 pm

Bring back Balsak.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 9:14 pm

absolutely !! ….

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Boz Martin May 29, 2013 at 7:25 pm

Bring back Balsak.

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shifty henry May 29, 2013 at 9:14 pm

absolutely !! ….

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Boz Martin May 29, 2013 at 7:27 pm

Actually, all her metaphysics are warmed-over from the ’80s and ’90s “New Age” stuff. What is she doing, channeling Wayne Dyer?

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Boz Martin May 29, 2013 at 7:27 pm

Actually, all her metaphysics are warmed-over from the ’80s and ’90s “New Age” stuff. What is she doing, channeling Wayne Dyer?

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Mike at the Beach May 29, 2013 at 8:04 pm

They don’t make enough tin-foil for that head on her…

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Mike at the Beach May 29, 2013 at 8:04 pm

They don’t make enough tin-foil for that head on her…

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Raymond May 29, 2013 at 11:22 pm

Let’s not think this reflects badly on Nikki or my own crazy ass older sister will drag down what is left of my own sagging reputation.

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Raymond May 29, 2013 at 11:22 pm

Let’s not think this reflects badly on Nikki or my own crazy ass older sister will drag down what is left of my own sagging reputation.

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getwithit May 30, 2013 at 1:36 am

The members of this family are con-artists and you, the state of South Carolina, are their big fat stupid marks.

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getwithit May 30, 2013 at 1:36 am

The members of this family are con-artists and you, the state of South Carolina, are their big fat stupid marks.

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Soft Sigh from Hell May 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm

Columbia has a little free newsprint “magazine” for these harmless nonpolitical fringers. If you have never glanced through one you are missing a show. Rolfers (whatever on God’s green earth or Wotan’s black universe those are), intuitive medicine (oh, that sounds very diagnostic), life coaching (by the marginally employed), more weird degrees claimed than you can shake a stick at, and so SO much more. I forget the name, but you can’t miss it.

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? May 30, 2013 at 9:46 pm

“life coaching (by the marginally employed)”

LMAO! So true. They are usually transitioning to/from “consultant”.

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Marie Harrison May 31, 2013 at 10:00 am

Simran is a “mack daddy” whacko, and everyone knows it. Run out of Orangeburg, run out of Lexington.

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Soft Sigh from Hell May 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm

Columbia has a little free newsprint “magazine” for these harmless nonpolitical fringers. If you have never glanced through one you are missing a show. Rolfers (whatever on God’s green earth or Wotan’s black universe those are), intuitive medicine (oh, that sounds very diagnostic), life coaching (by the marginally employed), more weird degrees claimed than you can shake a stick at, and so SO much more. I forget the name, but you can’t miss it.

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? May 30, 2013 at 9:46 pm

“life coaching (by the marginally employed)”

LMAO! So true. They are usually transitioning to/from “consultant”.

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Marie Harrison May 31, 2013 at 10:00 am

Simran is a “mack daddy” whacko, and everyone knows it. Run out of Orangeburg, run out of Lexington.

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