Greenville, S.C. is the heart of South Carolina’s social conservative Upstate … a deeply religious town in a deeply religious region of a deeply religious state. But like the two-faced politicians who hail from the area, it has a bit of a hypocrisy problem.
According to Buzzfeed‘s Anna North (no relation to Peter, we’re presuming), Greenville – along with Upstate towns Mauldin and Easley, S.C. – ranks No. 9 in the nation on the Top 12 list of “Most Porn-Loving Religious Cities In The Country.”
Also on the list? Augusta, Georgia – which contains parts of South Carolina in its metropolitan area.
North bases her list on two criteria. First, she took the percentage of each metropolitan area self-identifying as “very religious” on a recent Gallup poll. Then she crossed that list with per capita traffic figures from (NSFW alert) Pornhub.com.
Fifty-five percent of Greenville/ Mauldin/ Easley residents described themselves as “very religious” – yet they registered 8.6 per capita visits to PornHub between December 1, 2012 and April 30, 2013. In Augusta, the percentage of “very religious” residents was the same – but the per capita PornHub score climbed to 12.5.
Wow … no wonder we have such a rash of “Do as I say, not as I do” politicians from this region of the state …
The No. 1 religious city for porn? Huntsville, Alabama – followed closely by Montgomery, Alabama.
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83 comments
Who cares?
Who cares?
Always nice to see a pair of blue veined titties
Puts me in the mind of the sugar veins in a Wine Sap apple.
Yummy!
What about this?
What about what?
Always nice to see a pair of blue veined titties
Puts me in the mind of the sugar veins in a Wine Sap apple.
Yummy!
What about this?
What about what?
My Bob Jones friends have been busy, it seems…
My Bob Jones friends have been busy, it seems…
Is – is – THIS what porn looks like ??
Hell NO!! Porn is BETTER!!
Is – is – THIS what porn looks like ??
Hell NO!! Porn is BETTER!!
Hahhahhaaaa! Halleluiah brothers and sisters of course we have the highest porn traffic in the bible belt. We work ‘hardest’ to save the sinners. See, we even look at this terrible stuff just to understand their evil carnal urges. We promise we don’t like it, when we’re tempted we pray for forgiveness then we’re good to go!!! Sanford’s our hero!! Hilarious!!
DOS public service announcement
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Not getting the DOS reference. Admittedly, i’m frequently the only one in the room who doesn’t get the joke cuz I’m too busy delving into the possible literal meanings of each and every word……
Denial of Service
Search LulzSec. They do it all the time.
The ref is that everyone else in greenville is looking at porn. This causes major traffic which prevents others from using the porn sites.
Frank Pytel
Holy Crap Sic. Just put the feds on you didn’t I????
WTF??
Frank Pytel
check, thanks
How long do you usually have to wait until you get connected?
Google is pretty quick. Provides ref’s to LulzSec very fast. My guess is that there in league. You know all them fuckin libtards hang brother.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.
Frank Pytel
LulzSec does DDoS – Direct Denial of Service. DOS stands for Disk Operating System.
Noted. 65 hours this week and working all weekend. fuck off.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.
Frank Pytel
Dear, Dear Ms. katlaurenscounty,
Your photograph above will now be my new wallpaper. You truly are a lovely specimen of Southern Womanhood. I will say a daily prayer – in glorious thanks.
heeeheeheee!!!! (cracking a gut here…)
And a very fine looking gut it is – thank you!
Back ff Dude, she’s pre-spoken for. The lady knows about Curry’s Lake, Buck Mahon Auto Sales, and McKittrick Bridge. I will fight to the death for her honor!
dwb619 — I’m so glad you know she is a lady, and I can appreciate your offer to “fight to the death for her honor!”
There’s nothing for you to worry about for now, since Mall Cop and I are now hanging out together. She’s teaching me how to handcuff her while doing somersaults, and I’m teaching her how to roll-up her shirt sleeves so that she has that extra cool look with attitude. She is really a sweet-hot chick, but I do refuse to let her wear that smokey bear hat when we’re together in public.
I am having a problem, though, with getting her to properly yell at me “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH” — she just can’t say it without laughing!
Don’t fergit ’bout a quilt on one side of washing machine drum, spin cycle!
Get her cowgirl on!
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWW!
That’s very interesting. Some laundromats have oversized washers and dryers which are used for comforters and such. I’ve seen girls pressed up against them while folding clothes on top of them – now I know why. If I hadn’t been so pious and ignorant when traveling it seems like I missed some interesting opportunities.
Laundromats and church, two “target rich” targets.
My uncle figured that out when he opened a laundromat next to a convent. He asked the Mother Superior if the nuns had any dirty habits.
I give up, you have out-paced me!
I’ll give you the answers for being a good sport—
(1) LXIX === getting 69 the hard way
(2) sex maniac in suspense for twenty four hours? === I’ll tell you tomorrow
Does her Taser have a “tickle” power setting?
No, but what really tickles her is playing intellectual games with questions like, “what is LXIX?” and “how do you keep a sex maniac in suspense for twenty four hours?”
SHAZAM!!!!!!
Hahhahhaaaa! Halleluiah brothers and sisters of course we have the highest porn traffic in the bible belt. We work ‘hardest’ to save the sinners. See how we sacrifice, we even look at this terrible stuff just to understand their evil carnal urges. We promise we don’t like it, when we’re tempted we pray for forgiveness then we’re good to go!!! Sanford’s our hero!! Hilarious!!
DOS public service announcement
BBBBbbwwwhwwhahhahahaahhaahahahhaa
Not getting the DOS reference. Admittedly, i’m frequently the only one in the room who doesn’t get the joke cuz I’m too busy delving into the possible literal meanings of each and every word……
Denial of Service
Search LulzSec. They do it all the time.
The ref is that everyone else in greenville is looking at porn. This causes major traffic which prevents others from using the porn sites.
Frank Pytel
Holy Crap Sic. Just put the feds on you didn’t I????
WTF??
Frank Pytel
check, thanks. To your edit…love it. Absurdity…cracking me up!!
How long do you usually have to wait until you get connected?
Google is pretty quick. Provides ref’s to LulzSec very fast. My guess is that there in league. You know all them fuckin libtards hang brother.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.
Frank Pytel
LulzSec does DDoS – Direct Denial of Service. DOS stands for Disk Operating System.
Noted. 65 hours this week and working all weekend. fuck off.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.
Frank Pytel
Dear, Dear Ms. katlaurenscounty,
Your photograph above will now be my new wallpaper. You truly are a lovely specimen of Southern Womanhood. I will say a daily prayer – in glorious thanks.
heeeheeheee!!!! (cracking a gut here…) Oh, er, I mean, You are so kind nice person…
And a very fine looking gut it is – thank you!
Back off Dude, she’s pre-spoken for. The lady knows about Curry’s Lake, Buck Mahon Auto Sales, and McKittrick Bridge. I will fight to the death for her honor!
dwb619 — I’m so glad you know she is a lady, and I can appreciate your offer to “fight to the death for her honor!”
There’s nothing for you to worry about for now, since Mall Cop and I are now hanging out together. She’s teaching me how to handcuff her while doing somersaults, and I’m teaching her how to roll-up her shirt sleeves so that she has that extra cool look with attitude. She is really a sweet-hot chick, but I do refuse to let her wear that smokey bear hat when we’re together in public.
I am having a problem, though, with getting her to properly yell at me “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH” — she just can’t say it without laughing!
Don’t fergit ’bout a quilt on one side of washing machine drum, spin cycle!
Get her cowgirl on!
YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWW!
That’s very interesting. Some laundromats have oversized washers and dryers which are used for comforters and such. I’ve seen girls pressed up against them while folding clothes on top of them – now I know why. If I hadn’t been so pious and ignorant when traveling it seems like I missed some interesting opportunities.
Laundromats and church, two “target rich” targets.
My uncle figured that out when he opened a laundromat next to a convent. He asked the Mother Superior if the nuns had any dirty habits.
I give up, you have out-paced me!
I’ll give you the answers for being a good sport—
(1) LXIX === getting 69 the hard way
(2) sex maniac in suspense for twenty four hours? === I’ll tell you tomorrow
Does her Taser have a “tickle” power setting?
No, but what really tickles her is playing intellectual games with questions like, “what is LXIX?” and “how do you keep a sex maniac in suspense for twenty four hours?”
SHAZAM!!!!!!
So: ONLY Using the NSFW tag, this hag has indicted Greenville as red-blooed male and a Self-Professed Liberal-Tarian and often, effeminate porn-dog is breaking his neck to rummage through their under-wear drawer so he can run out and point the finger of shame.
LMAO…
I thought he was pointing the finger of hypocrisy.
Here’s a guy that’s seriously tired of porn. Really tired.
BBBwhwhhahahahahahaha
http://abcnews.go.com/meta/search/imageDetail?format=plain&source=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2Fimages%2FUS%2Fabc_william_zervakos_jef_130524
Frank Pytel
Here’s a guy that’s seriously tired of porn. Really tired.
BBBwhwhhahahahahahaha
http://abcnews.go.com/meta/search/imageDetail?format=plain&source=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2Fimages%2FUS%2Fabc_william_zervakos_jef_130524
Frank Pytel
Such a “scientific” set of polls. “very religious”..as compared to who or what? What are the criteria? But I guess this entertains Sic Willie. As you can tell, it doesn’t take much to entertain him.
Such a “scientific” set of polls. “very religious”..as compared to who or what? What are the criteria? But I guess this entertains Sic Willie. As you can tell, it doesn’t take much to entertain him.
I’m all for calling out Greenville, but this is a totally misleading study. The poll ONLY looked at religious cities and ranked them amongst themselves. They did not compare to anything else but the most religious cities (no New York, Boston, etc., also probably no Columbia or Charlotte for that matter).
Maybe you can publish my upcoming study entitled “Out of Columbia, Charleston, and Greenville, All Rank in the Top 3 Porn Loving Cities: What Hypocrites!”
I’m all for calling out Greenville, but this is a totally misleading study. The poll ONLY looked at religious cities and ranked them amongst themselves. They did not compare to anything else but the most religious cities (no New York, Boston, etc., also probably no Columbia or Charlotte for that matter).
Maybe you can publish my upcoming study entitled “Out of Columbia, Charleston, and Greenville, All Rank in the Top 3 Porn Loving Cities: What Hypocrites!”
I don’t know about north Mauldin, but I’m trying to hold up my end of the deal. Let’s go guys! We got Freedom Weekend Aloft going on – let the wife take the kids there and let’s whip Huntsville’s ass!
I don’t know about north Mauldin, but I’m trying to hold up my end of the deal. Let’s go guys! We got Freedom Weekend Aloft going on – let the wife take the kids there and let’s whip Huntsville’s ass!
Nothing but “Old Hat news” for people who don’t know about the hypocrisy that is South Carolina….
I vividly remember the “swinging 70’s” in Greenville (when I was going to dear old Greenville TEC circa 1975 – 1977 as an engineering technology student on the No shit G.I. Bill) that there was a motel on Laurens Road which advertised in plain sight “Rooms by the 1/2 hour” on the sign(no fucking lie).
When “Textile Expo” rolled into town at the old “Textile Hall” (now called something else every year or two…) every hooker from Charlotte to Atlanta showed up for a “piece of the action”.
They even had Greenville County Sheriff’s deputies directing traffic to the old “steam & cream” massage parlors…during the hey-day of the “Textile Expo”
“Whores & Pimps all”
The old saying: “Nothing more self-righteous than a reformed whore” rings true in the Palmetto State fer sure!!!
Two guys were discussing prostitution in the city. One says, “What’s the problem? It’s the only industry not leaving the city.” His buddy says, ” Well, the mayor is so eager to get prostitution out of the city that I saw him driving two of them out of town last night.”
Nothing but “Old Hat news” for people who don’t know about the hypocrisy that is South Carolina….
I vividly remember the “swinging 70’s” in Greenville (when I was going to dear old Greenville TEC circa 1975 – 1977 as an engineering technology student on the No shit G.I. Bill) that there was a motel on Laurens Road which advertised in plain sight “Rooms by the 1/2 hour” on the sign(no fucking lie).
When “Textile Expo” rolled into town at the old “Textile Hall” (now called something else every year or two…) every hooker from Charlotte to Atlanta showed up for a “piece of the action”.
They even had Greenville County Sheriff’s deputies directing traffic to the old “steam & cream” massage parlors…during the hey-day of the “Textile Expo”
“Whores & Pimps all”
The old saying: “Nothing more self-righteous than a reformed whore” rings true in the Palmetto State fer sure!!!
Two guys were discussing prostitution in the city. One says, “What’s the problem? It’s the only industry not leaving the city.” His buddy says, ” Well, the mayor is so eager to get prostitution out of the city that I saw him driving two of them out of town last night.”
So we like our porn…….it’s not against the law…..
So we like our porn…….it’s not against the law…..
“Oh, but Kate Monster.. what you think they do aaafter?”
“Oh, but Kate Monster.. what you think they do aaafter?”