I took my first steps in a hotel room off of Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, people … which means I don’t walk so much as I ‘samba.’
Yeah … let that visual soak in.
I’m also quite the babe magnet when it comes to Brazilian women, at least that was the case when I was eleven months old. And, um … according to my mother. So naturally it follows that 31-year-old Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is in my wheelhouse right? Right?
Not according to Tyler Durden …
“That’s Adriana Lima’s ass in a bikini,” he says. “I tell you this as a friend, you will never have sex with that ass. You can’t afford it. Even if you masturbate thinking about that ass, your phone will ring and a Brazilian sounding operator will ask you for a credit card number. That’s how expensive that ass is.”
Wow …
Course there’s also the fact Lima is a good Catholic girl who saved herself for marriage … to 6-foot-7, 225-pound Serbian basketball star Marko Jari?.
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When they do the deed that cherry isn’t gonna pop, it’ll explode.
When they do the deed that cherry isn’t gonna pop, it’ll explode.
Mercy…
Mercy…
3l and still a virgin?? What the fuck are you drinking? Next thing we know, you’ll be telling us Big T/Grand Tango is a genius.
In BRAZIL? Jesus, Sic. NOBODY believes that shit, for real.
And of course, Tyler Durden, even in a fictional movie, was someone who did not exist — but I may just try what he was talking about to see if I get that call. I’ll just have to owe ’em if I do. I’ll tell ’em to get in line.
3l and still a virgin?? What the fuck are you drinking? Next thing we know, you’ll be telling us Big T/Grand Tango is a genius.
In BRAZIL? Jesus, Sic. NOBODY believes that shit, for real.
And of course, Tyler Durden, even in a fictional movie, was someone who did not exist — but I may just try what he was talking about to see if I get that call. I’ll just have to owe ’em if I do. I’ll tell ’em to get in line.
Where the hell is insect? We need his input.
Where the hell is insect? We need his input.
Yeah she looks amazing in bikini, but check this collection of her naked photos ;)
http://www.famousnakedcelebrities.com/models/adriana-lima-is-back-in-bikini-and-naked-in-other-photos/
Yeah she looks amazing in bikini, but check this collection of her naked photos ;)
http://www.famousnakedcelebrities.com/models/adriana-lima-is-back-in-bikini-and-naked-in-other-photos/
Adriana is such a liar! She was pregnant when she had her quicky courthouse wedding because she didn’t want people to know. LOL. She also said she liked porn a few years ago.
Adriana is such a liar! She was pregnant when she had her quicky courthouse wedding because she didn’t want people to know. LOL. She also said she liked porn a few years ago.
Sic
Respectfully. I know you gotta thing for kicks. EVERYONE knows you gotta thing for kicks. But lets face it, there are none here.
So I am left wondering if your thing is actually somewhat closer to toothpicks, splinters and vegetarian steaks. Mrs. Sic not withstanding of course. Coming back from a child is no easy task.
Nevertheless, how about a woman once in a while? Something with a little meat. I definitely don’t do dog bones.
An easy suggestion for you.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=899&oq=Christina+Hendricks+&gs_l=img.12..0l10.687.687.0.2339.1.1.0.0.0.0.64.64.1.1.0.cpsugrccelt2..0.0…1.1.14.img.tvCMJMHQt2k&q=Christina%20Hendricks
Have a Great Day!! There would be a lot more of them if we can see something besides plastic and splinters all day. :)
Frank Pytel
Sic
Respectfully. I know you gotta thing for kicks. EVERYONE knows you gotta thing for kicks. But lets face it, there are none here.
So I am left wondering if your thing is actually somewhat closer to toothpicks, splinters and vegetarian steaks. Mrs. Sic not withstanding of course. Coming back from a child is no easy task.
Nevertheless, how about a woman once in a while? Something with a little meat. I definitely don’t do dog bones.
An easy suggestion for you.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=899&oq=Christina+Hendricks+&gs_l=img.12..0l10.687.687.0.2339.1.1.0.0.0.0.64.64.1.1.0.cpsugrccelt2..0.0…1.1.14.img.tvCMJMHQt2k&q=Christina%20Hendricks
Have a Great Day!! There would be a lot more of them if we can see something besides plastic and splinters all day. :)
Frank Pytel