FLORIDA’S ATTORNEY GENERAL SHOWS SIC WILLIE SOME LOVE
For those of you who doubt this website’s ability to “pick ’em,” recall that on August 1, 2008 we introduced our readers to Sarah Palian (“The Governor Of Alaska Is Hot“) a full month before she was tapped as the GOP vice presidential nominee.
Did Palin “pan out?” Um, no … sadly she became a fount of substance-free rhetoric and endorser of status quo politicians (although she’ll always be our naughty monkey).
Then there’s S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley – who’s not as hot as Palin, but who touted herself as a Palin-esque Tea Partier. This website aggressively promoted Haley during her career in the S.C. General Assembly – building up her statewide profile in advance of her successful 2010 gubernatorial bid.
Did Haley “pan out?” No … sadly she’s proven to be a big government gal of the first order, embracing spending hikes and crony capitalist deals just like the rest of the “Republican in Name Only” in the S.C. General Assembly.
Even cutie Kristi Noem from South Dakota has disappointed us … scoring a modest 80 percent on the 2012 “Freedom Index,” a measure of how well U.S. Representatives support “constitutional principles of limited government, fiscal responsibility, national sovereignty, and a traditional foreign policy of avoiding foreign entanglements.”
Seriously, ladies … wassup?
Anyway, What Will Pam Bondi Do? And no … that’s not the makings of a new acronym bracelet, it’s a reference to Florida’s smoking hot Attorney General, Pam Bondi.
Elected in 2010, this 47-year-old hottie prosecutor was one of the lead attorneys on the landmark Obamacare ruling – which would have been all sorts of awesome had U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Roberts not punked out like a little bitch and decided to redefine the government’s power to tax.
Oh well … something good did come of that ruling. In the aftermath of Roberts’ betrayal, Bondi’s picture was plastered all over the national media – prompting our founding editor to comment on her attractiveness (as he is wont to do) with several of his well-connected friends.
The result? A little outreach … and some love for FITS from the Florida Attorney General herself.
Take a look …
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Bow chicka wow wow …
Now … obviously we don’t get off (literally or figuratively) on our proximity to important people. “It’s not show friends, it’s show business,” Bob Sugar once said, and we live by his counsel (along with every word ever uttered by the late, great Dickie Fox).
For us it’s about one thing: freedom, whether individual freedom or freedom with respect to our market economy. Politicians who advance freedom will always get love from us, while those who stand against it (or sit on the sidelines while it’s being attacked) should expect to always receive pointed criticism.
So … where does Bondi stand?
We’re not sure … obviously she was on the right side of the Obamacare fight, but then again she endorsed a guy for president who was on the wrong side … before he was on the right side … before he was on the wrong side again.
“She’s just a little too establishment GOP for my taste,” one of out favorite Florida libertarians told us. “On the state level she’s pretty solid, but she’d like to go to D.C. in the future and I think she’d fall in line with all the other big government Republicans up there.”
No! Say it ain’t so!
We hope that’s not the case …
Bondi – like Palin, Haley, Noem (or newly appointed U.S. Senator-designate Tim Scott of South Carolina, for that matter) – is the sort of face the Republican party desperately needs to be putting front and center right now. But here’s the thing – American taxpayers need saving much more desperately than any political party. And the last time we checked – actually, the last few thousand times we checked – the GOP was far more focused on trying to save its own skin than it was on trying to save taxpayers.
And failing on both fronts …
Just look at the ongoing negotiations in Washington, D.C. over the so-called “fiscal cliff” – in which the GOP continues to abandon its limited government platform in favor of pure tax-and-spend policy positions. Seriously … a $1 trillion tax hike? Who do these “Republicans” think they are? And what do they think they’re accomplishing?
Washington needs more elected officials willing to rail on such status quo accommodation … not fall in line behind it.
And if those elected officials happen to be smokin’ hot blondes (like Bondi), well … we pledge to continue never letting our superficial streak stand in the way of our internet traffic.
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32 comments
Before I was married: There were girls I would not touch, if they had dated certain people. I never told them why, no matter how hard they tried to get a play…I just considered them beneath me…’cooties’ if you will…
FITS has that same affect. Any woman who would accept glowering from him, or the people follow him, I’d deem tainted and not too clean…
lol…I predict that once again you will all understand my nomination.
The big takeaway here is that Big is married. I guess the question is whether he and his husband married in Massachusetts or New York.
And “cooties”? Really?
Sounds to me like hes making a “racist claim.” Don’t worry, children do this all the time.
Just a case of standards…I did not think you’d understand…
But Women (the kind you’d like) DO appreciate it…and it pays (did pay) off…
BigT – Yeah, we all know your excuses… elbows too pointy, don’t like here eyebrows, etc. I bet the women you stalked had more reasons not to go out with you.
BigT’s excuses are getting weaker and weaker. She is a beautiful accomplished woman. I could care less who shes slept with. Look at her! You’d be lucky to get a second glance.
I rest my case. It’s like flies on shit.
:)
“Mrs. T.”, if you exist, blink your eyes twice if you are being held captive. We will call the police.
? – you have to give it up to him. He’s a master at it. He’s been trolling long before anyone even called it trolling.
I can find only one pic of her showing off her tits, and they ain’t great http://gossipextra.com/2012/05/27/pam-bondi-wedding-cayman-change-1510/
Otherwise she is a total mystery.
Killer lady prosecutors (or Sarah Palin types) are dangerous in the extreme…
They’re your opponent, sure. But, damn, they look good, they sound good, they dress good. Heels and nylons and legs that go all the way up to there.
Fox’s Megan Kelly (or CBS’ Nora O’Donnell) could be Exhibit “A” in that regard.
Like Palin, they smile at you. They look you in your eye. Then, sometimes, they give you that naughty-librarian look.
You just lost, pal. The male ego takes over. You think: “she likes me. She really, really likes me.”
At that moment, the lady you think really really likes you cuts your belly open…
….. From the voice (and a few scars and bruises to my ego) of EXPERIENCE – you are absolutely correct!
Makes our woodchuck Attorney General look like uh, a woodchuck.
He’s a real chump. Dumb as dirt but that runs in his family.
Convicted wife beater, Little Will Folks, at 5’8 and balding keeps showing what a little pervert he is.
Next time you want to beat up some woman Will Folks, give me a call, and try your shit with me. I got you by 7 inches in height and I’ll even spot you a baseball bat.
Remember when Penthouse fired that female editor because she revealed that Conservative men were the best in bed, and liberals were limp duds…
I LMAO…I new that w/o her telling it…but it was funny to see the leftwingers get so mad when she let the cat out the bag…
So, do tell Big T(urd). How many conservative men have you been to bed with??
How about Joe??
It’s funny at the people who look down their noses at a hot looking A.G. like her. People who all have
ugly pimples at the end of their nose talking about how she is ugly and they wouldn’t “do her”.
It all works out. She wouldn’t be available to but a select few (Me) on here.
Being picky and looking like a damn fool is no way to whack off through life Losers.
Caribou Barbie ….not so hot but maybe Alaska factors into it.
Too ogle a woman is a big turn off to her…and it makes you look desperate to other women too…
But I’m guessing that’s not a problem yall have…You likely are not even in the game…much less a playa…
So what you’re saying is that single guys should do what you did… order them out of a catalog.
Check out her website, she’s not all that hot in most of those pictures, in fact she’s kind of plain looking.
She’s female…and that sends most of the pervs on this site into ecstasy…..
Again: it’s a matter of your game…
Shut up BigTwat, I wasn’t trying to start a discussion with you.
True sign of a liberal…of course you don’t want a conversation…it will reveal how D@*n Stupid you are…
Understandable…
Either say it or not. Using @* and such is lame. Fuck, let it out, man.
Once again, Will, you have shown that you devote lots of time and energy to a beautiful woman and nothing to the core of your other stories. Don’t get me wrong, she is hot. However, if you focused you other head with the conviction you have shown here, I think we would actually find your articles news worthy….maybe.
Will Folks is a 5 foot 8 inch little man who is a convicted wife beater and a sex pervert. These little obnoxious guys are always the same way. He beats up women and acts big online to cover up for the small physical statue.
(Columbia) September 28, 2005 – Former gubernatorial spokesman Will Folks has pleaded guilty to criminal domestic violence in a Columbia court.
The 31-year-old Folks was arrested in July and accused of shoving his fiancee, Ashley Smith, into furniture during a heated argument. A week after Folks was arrested, he denied accusations that he shoved her.
Folks received a 30-day suspended sentence, meaning he will avoid jail time as long as he stays out of trouble for the next six months. He also was ordered to attend anger management classes and not to contact his ex-fiance Ashley Smith.
Went to High School with her at King High in Tampa. She was hot then but her political aspirations came as a surprise in the ensuing years. She was social but not overly so in a career politician kind of way- that must have come later.
But she was hot then and hot now.
Well, she about to be married for the third time, so she does qualify as a Republican politician.
“Palian”? ……..Fits, you must have hired that Chinese proofreader from WLTX (she disappeared, and now we know where she is)