An Open Letter to Canada

“So, don’t fret about what our president says.”

If only. Ya hoser.

What an insulting and pathetic letter. You don’t want us, well we didn’t want you first, so there. The idiot in the White House has turned all of you cult members into school kids on a playground.

There is no hand wringing or gnashing of teeth in Canada. The Canadian’s are pissed off, and I don’t blame them. They have been treated like crap by your cult leader, and as their leadership has said, nothing is ever going to be the same. Canada can no longer trust the US. We are not a reliable trading partner or ally, and Europeans feels the same way.

The deal maker in Chief:
1. He wanted Canada, Canada hates America right now and likely will never trust us again.
2. He wanted Greenland and its minerals, Greenland just cut a deal with Europe so they did not have to deal with Trump or the US.
3. No major trade deals have been agreed to.
4. Our European allies (former allies?) are holding back intelligence because they do not trust our leadership.
5. The Ukraine war is still raging and Russia is laughing a Trump, showing nude pictures of Melania on TV and showing pictures of Trump’s super hero meme cards and making jokes and laughing at him.
6. The Canadians and the Mexicans are seeking stronger ties with each other, and with China, Japan, Korea, and Europe.

Trump is doing an awful job for this country, but not for himself. He is collecting bribes left and right from his golf resorts and Airplane from Qatar and the Saudi’s, to his hotel in Syria, to his potential hotel in Vietnam, to his payoffs for pardons, to his selling meme coins to foreign nationals in exchange for access, to upping his Mar a Lago membership to 1 million a
year for people to access him, to his grifter son setting up a club to sell access to the orange one for 500k per person per year. The corruption is staggering.

Lets face it, we are no longer the good guys. We are lumped in with Russia, China, North Korea and Yugoslavia by most of the rest of the world. That is what the Trump nuts voted for, and that is what they are getting in abundance.

And as for renting for the winter. Canadian travel to the US is down 35% over last year. This has cost the hospitality industry billions of dollars. Thank you Mr. Art of the Deal.

Finally, Cajun is southern Louisiana for Canadian. The Cajun people came to Louisiana from Canada, and the locals called them Cajuns because they could not pronounce Canadians.