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Prioleau Alexander: The Idiot Awards

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Commonman Top fan October 16, 2024 at 8:09 am

Refreshing as usual!

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FitsNews Readers October 16, 2024 at 9:17 am

Congrats on First Place, Drunkle!

There’s never been a more deserving idiot.

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Dunce Domination October 16, 2024 at 11:16 am

It’s really unfair, almost like Usain Bolt simultaneously hosting and competing in a running competition for elementary school kids.

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Anonymous October 16, 2024 at 9:26 am

You have to be an idiot to think Trump has any business being President after his total mental breakdowns over the last few days.

The mush brain just stood on stage and played music and sadly swayed for nearly an hour, when he was supposed to be answer questions for the audience. You can’t make this crap up. Then Trump flamed out when trying to answer questions at an economic forum.

Trump’s brain is fully gone. You’re an idiot if you think other wise.

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First President Sponsored by Depends October 16, 2024 at 11:17 am

Forget the bizarre diatribes, just look at him hunched over in his definitely-not-pooping-his-pants pose the other day.

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JustSomeGuy Top fan October 16, 2024 at 9:45 am

While the decision to vote for Trump is an easy one for me, given the stark contrast between the two viable candidates, it isn’t a pleasant decision to make. It’s unfortunate that, to correct the path our country is on, we will need to elect someone that I find pretty unpalatable. And even if that’s successful, and we’ll be better off, we still wouldn’t be well off. The previous Trump administration did nothing to curb deficit spending or foster any sense of unity in our politically polarized culture. Somewhere, the person exists that could make that happen, but decent people wouldn’t subject themselves to the political process. Unfortunately, in the long run, we’re probably screwed, and it’s just a matter of how fast we get there.

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A Name October 16, 2024 at 11:17 am

lol

It hilarious to listen to MAGA idiots complain about the choice.

You prefer a lying, felon, fraud and rapist over a former prosevutor, Senator and VP.

We know why;-)

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JustSomeGuy Top fan October 16, 2024 at 4:08 pm

A Name, I don’t think you know as much about me as you think you do. Besides being a Christian male who also happens to be white, tell me something about myself.

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A Name October 16, 2024 at 4:13 pm

lol

Don’t worry. We definitely know why;-)

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JustSomeGuy Top fan October 16, 2024 at 4:39 pm

A Name, stop winking at me. We’ve already established that you don’t know me, so it’s weird.

King of Nothing October 17, 2024 at 11:59 am

“I don’t think you know as much about me as you think you do.”

What makes you so special that we need to “know much” about you?

Trees voting for the axe aren’t worth knowing.

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Lord Barfington October 18, 2024 at 2:34 pm

You’re a fucking moron!

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Jack Hinson October 16, 2024 at 2:15 pm

This article has so many lies that I just can’t deal with them anymore. I guess that is what you guys hope. But given the time left, I don’t really have time to do the rebuttal justice. Trump lies, Prioleau lies, and this website lies. Readers, you can just assume anything here is a lie, and there is a 95% chance you will be right. This is what Trump has done to his followers. They no longer think lying is wrong. Even those who claim to be “Christian.” Remember “Thou shalt not bear false witness.” Yes, that’s one of the 10 commandments Trump Cult members want to post in all the schools, court houses, and government buildings.

There are no honest brokers of factual information here. They all live in a MAGA cult fantasy world where the guy they support is not a Fascist and wannabe dictator who if elected will spend four years dismantling our country and trying to set up a kleptocracy in the image of the countries run by his favorite people Putin, XI, Orban, and Kim Jung Un;. A man who has vowed to prosecute all of his political rivals and order the US military to attack American citizens who do not support his rule, calling the sick people.

An evil man will burn his own country to the ground to rule over its ashes. That is Donald Trump, and his Cult will be there to support him.

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Jack Hinson October 16, 2024 at 2:25 pm

Oh, but they are not fascists at all! Yea, about that.

“These people are already up to no good, so we gotta win first. We win, and then Katie Bar the door. Believe me, the gates of hell, my hell will be unleashed.”

— Retired Gen. Michael Flynn, when asked at the Freedom Festival if he’d “sit at the head of a military tribunal to not only drain the swamp, but imprison the swamp, and on a few occasions, execute the swamp.”

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They're Sending Their Dumbest October 17, 2024 at 12:06 pm

“This article has so many lies that I just can’t deal with them anymore.”

That’s basically the MO of modern day conservatism, the point is to lie so often and so fervently the opponent has to decide between getting mired trying to “correct” disinformation or give up and cede some level of legitimacy to it to continue on.

Sometimes you just got to let people eat their horse paste and continue on with your own life.

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Frank October 16, 2024 at 2:31 pm

Yes, your choices are clear. A normal politician who spent her career prosecuting criminals, serving as a Senator and serving as Vice President, and a criminal who is running a campaign using political slogans LITERALLY created by Adolph Hitler.

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River Top fan October 16, 2024 at 2:34 pm

This is hilarious

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Another MAGA fail October 16, 2024 at 4:14 pm

It was meant to be funny?

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Dum Spiro Spero Top fan October 16, 2024 at 3:27 pm

The most obvious question is also the simplest: Do you want the finger of this narcissistic psychopath on the nuclear trigger?

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JustSomeGuy Top fan October 16, 2024 at 4:12 pm

Well, it’s been there before, and nothing bad happened. At least, not in regards to the trigger.

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Facts October 16, 2024 at 4:17 pm

Last time, Trump had people in his administration who would not let Trump do his stupidest or illegal-est acts.

All those people now condemn Trump and have put their support behind Harris/Walz.

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VERITAS Top fan October 19, 2024 at 3:36 am

E. Prioleau Alexander, you’ve done it again! The way the lefty losers keep coming back to your column and then self-destruct. Remarkable talent. Keep writing!

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