Texas’ On Again, Off Again Tough Immigration Law Is Off Again—For Now

I feel like Texas may as well take a page from Austin Powers and put laser beams on sharks as a way of dealing with undocumented immigrants. If they are going to be cartoonishly evil trying to kill impoverished people looking for a better life they may as well go all the way.

Oh, sorry, I failed to remember conservatives don’t view undocumented immigrants as people:

“I don’t know if you call them people,” he said at a rally near Dayton, Ohio. “In some cases they’re not people, in my opinion. But I’m not allowed to say that because the radical left says that’s a terrible thing to say.”