Bella Thorne Goes Both Ways

WAIT … IS THIS STILL NEWS IN 2016?

Bella Thorne is an eighteen-year-old Hollywood future starlet.  If you’ve never heard of her, you’re excused.  Her claim to fame (for now) is starring in Adam Sandler‘s Blended, which is one of those Adam Sandler movies we’ve never seen because let’s face it … Adam Sandler movies have sucked for some time.

Anyway, Thorne is gorgeous … and apparently bisexual.

“Yes,” Thorne replied to a fan who asked her this week if she went both ways.

Not only that, there’s a rumor going around that she’s dating her brother’s ex-girlfriend, who is also named Bella (Bella Pendergast).

Oh, to be young and beautiful …

Here are the two Bellas mid-frolick (via Thorne’s Instagram page) …

Happy birthday to my beautiful babygirl. I'm so proud of the person you have become.. you inspire me to work harder and be smarter. I love you to the moon and back ?????? @bellapendergast the love you have for animals is the love I have for you?? so you can put it in perspective ?? #happybirthday #tbt

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Aug 10, 2016 at 12:11pm PDT

There’s also this tender social media moment …

wake me up when these damn girls will officially date @bellathorne i'm just a happy shipper pic.twitter.com/W0Xp64aXmm

— ` (@vodkaingomez) August 22, 2016

Nice …

Serious question, though: In 2016, is it really news that an up-and-coming Hollywood PYT is bisexual? At this point in our cultural evolution, wouldn’t it have been more newsworthy if Thorne had come out as “straight?”

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