Will Muschamp Launches “Spurs Up” Tour
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Wouldn’t “spurs up” indicate that the chicken is dead?
“A chicken in every pot tour”
or…………………. “Pot in every chicken” Tour. (Too obvious?)
“Where’s my Obamaphone??.. ALL MINORITY GOT OBAMAPHONE!!!!!!!!!”
Wouldn’t “spurs up” indicate that the chicken is dead?
TBG thought the 2014 season was the “Spurs Up” Tour.
ENCORE!!!!
ENCORE!!!!!!
*Holds up flickering Zippo*
ba-dum dum
ching!
I’m reserving my comments until the first five losses, and whoever is the head coach says, “We have young team, Don.”
When a rooster has spurs up, it means a fighting position, about to attack.
Or, he’s on his back with his feet in the air.
:)
Wish you wouldn’t of said that.
Well.. he COULD do it sitting on his butt.
(I know, I know, I’m a Carolina fan, but, as they say in Star Wars, “I got a BAD feeling bout this” year’s football efforts. Thank God for the women’s teams.)
I thought that was when it had its hackles up.
Same thing I believe.
A “hackle” is that crazy-ass feather that sticks up when they’re pissed off…
Better than a “bottom’s up” tour I suppose.
Just goes to show a fool and his money are soon parted.
Where does this money go, into Will’s pocket?
Just like my hard earned tax dollars go into your pockets you welfare collecting, half breed nigger. You and that skanky, nigger loving whore you call mom. Fucking shitstain.
Well that was a well thought out response, but what would one expect from a USC fan.
The truth hurts, you half breed crack addict nigger!…..you are what you are.
Your daddy.
You want something for free? Wouldn’t the Libertarian say that the free market is at work when you offer a good or service for $15.00 and people joyfully accept that offer and pay $15.00 for said good or service?
What a cheap Bastard Fuckin’ Cockroach
Next month he will be selling 50 cent 2 oz. bottles of his piss, Eau de Toilette Stinker
This Christmas for only $25 he will send you a genuine bonafide verified Will Muschamp Turd guaranteed to be grain free encased in a hermetically sealed Mrs. Duke’s Mayonnaise Jar
Next Spring for only a quarter you can get a 9 x 12 glossy of Will Muschamp being tarred and feathered right before he is floated out of Columbia on the Congaree River
Fuckin’ Cockroach
Is he going to be in one of those dunking tanks? There might be a convoy from Auburn heading this way.
He’s still a state employee with a state-provided office playing in a state-owned stadium. Who the hell does he think he is charging people to see him? No other state employee charges for the privilege to see them and why should they? Muscrat keeps this up and he’ll lose support quickly.
While I’ve got “rubber tree plant ant” high hopes for this season I’m a little chagrined about charging for a “meet the head coach” who “hasn’t coached a down as head coach yet” tour. I wonder if he’ll give refunds if he doesn’t live up to the hype or if this is just his way of maximizing his income before getting fired?