LESBIANS = CLICKS
Last month in California, 187,000 people searched the adult website (NSFW warning ->) Pornhub.com looking for “lesbians.” They weren’t alone. “Lesbian” was the top porn search term in the vast majority of American states, according to an analysis of the website’s traffic published by Vocativ.
Yeah … and you thought America was divided.
“‘Lesbian’ represents a shared interest even between such politically disparate places as Alabama and California,” the analysis concluded. “The term ‘lesbian’ ranked highest in 30 states scattered from west to east. In fact, among the ten states driving the most traffic to Pornhub, ‘lesbian’ was the leading search term in all but two.”
Here’s the “electoral map …”
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(Pic via Vocativ)
“In much of the rest of the country, things get a little incestuous,” noted Vocativ‘s Tracy Clark-Flory. “Montana, Wyoming, Minnesota, Ohio and Maine searched for ‘step sister’ above and beyond any other term. In Washington, South Dakota, Kentucky, Alaska and New Hampshire, they preferred ‘step mom.’ Rhode Island also showed a taste for the maternal with the most-search term of ‘MILF.'”
Now we’re talking!
What’s most bizarre?
Four states – Arkansas, Nebraska, New Hampshire and Tennessee – searched for “Cartoon” above all other PornHub.com queries.
Which is just …. weird.
Anyway, in case you’re interested Vocativ is running an eight-part “docu-series” on Showtime called DARK NET. One of those episodes is devoted to the “pervasive” impact of porn – which it says is “not always good.”
DARK NET airs on Thursdays at 11 p.m EST.
27 comments
Lez be honest now. Who doesn’t like hot lesbians going at each other?
Speaking of cartoons, the other big porn search term, I once had a chance to make some good money doing voices for anime porn vids. I declined. Too many adult pervos use those as “grooming” lures for kids. Will not contribute to that in any way.
“Who doesn’t like hot lesbians going at each other?”
Pogo?
I see what you did there.
I think I saw this in the State Paper several elections ago:
The perfect Democratic contender should be a black, lesbian nun.
What does the map tell me? Thoses in the northern tier (Montana, Wyoming, Minnesota and Maine) are just plain perverts. Those in Georgia and Mississippi searching “ebony” and Louisiana searching “Black” (in Louisiana they don’t know the word “ebony”) are 1. Black guys looking for something they like. 2. Strom Thurmond wannabes. What’s really weird? Tennessee, Arkansas and Nebraska like cartoons. Whew!
I could be worse. They could be listening to the debates.
finally something worth reading
I recall in one episode of Denis Leary’s TV show “The Job”, where the detectives in his NYPD precinct were fighting over an off-duty bodyguard job protecting actress Gina Gershon. Gina had a huge lesbian following and in that show, she needed protection from some of her more aggressive and determined fans.
Anyway, the guys in the precinct house were worked up about the prospect of being her bodyguard and were having spirited discussions about it in the office. A female co-worker asked Denis why men were so fascinsted with lesbians. Denis replied to the effect of, “It’s two women and they have sex. What’s not to like?”
Truer words…
Had a co worker say he searches for cartoonishly built,ebony, lesbian step-sister!
That probably narrows things down just a bit!
Here it is: Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in BOUND (I paid late fees on the rental) …
See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUx62MtsTNo#identifier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUx62MtsTNo#identifier
Damn, only 33 minutes into it and worried that I may have to consult my doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.
This fits right in with the political theme that has dominated this blog lately.
You have a map, sub-divided into states and then the preference for getting “fucked.”
+++++++++!!!
I’m going with raped by a reality star for some variety.
At this point in my life, I would take a cartoon character if she did not bitch.
And had limbs?
Limbs are an option.
lmao @ “step mom”
I remember this one getting airplay on the local radio station in early 1976.
Must be a few Judy Mae’s out there.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sD-gzHm5Q
Man, this is just silly. I mean, Mommy not my Step Daughter……. Really odd – why people really care. I mean Don’t Tell Daddy.
Louisiana went black a long time ago, each year the slave masters would gather their prettiest women and breed with them. Long tradition of Quadrooning, no it just happens at liberal colleges. http://uncpress.unc.edu/books/T-9280.html
How far back do those surveys go? Just curious why Fitsnews didn’t show up on any lists.
NC native Brandi Love. You can thank me later.
someone has too much time on their hands and maybe needs to wash htem.