EVERYTHING MUST GO!
It is unbecoming to rejoice in the misfortune of others … but in the case of former Florida governor Jeb Bush and his colossally failed 2016 presidential bid, a bit of schädenfreude is warranted.
Never in the history of American politics has so much gone to produce so little. We’re talking a mountain of money, all the early momentum, beaucoup establishment support … you name it, Bush had it.
And then blew it …
A year ago, he was leading the “First in the South” presidential primary election. He also ended up with the endorsement of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham, a former presidential candidate who at one point in the race was polling at 15 percent in his backyard.
Add to that the establishment support of Graham’s consulting empire … including an army of sycophant “Republican” operatives.
Take Shell Suber, a longtime Graham operative who hitched his wagon to the Right to Rise SuperPAC supporting Bush’s candidacy.
“The candidate we Republicans choose in 2016 must be capable of being Commander in Chief immediately,” Suber wrote on his Facebook page, which became a rolling social media commercial for the Bush campaign. “He must have years of broad experience and a long list of accomplishments. He must be kind, dependable, trustworthy, and wise. And he must be electable among swing voters in swing states where this election will be won or lost. Jeb Bush fits this description perfectly and I am proud to be working to make him our next president.”
How’d that effort go?
What’s Suber posting on his Facebook page now?
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(Pic via FB)
LOL …
We’ve been toying with the notion of starting a new “marketplace” feature on this website … guess this is as good a way to start as any!
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“It is unbecoming to rejoice in the misfortune of others”
That’s why you do it in secret. Dance & piss on their graves at midnight when no one is around. Maybe a good healthy dump too.
Hear, Hear!!!!
Just where exactly is Ted Kennedy’s final resting place?
You might want to hit up Dick Cheney’s grave first. He did much more damage than Teddy. Then again, Beelzebub Cheney may never die.
How many days sober does Teddy have now?
dance first— then piss!
I need a couple of Jeb! signs, one to crap on and one to cover it up.
100+
The signs are now all these plastic bag things stretched over the wire frame. The bags are not quite big enough for trash bags but would hold a good healthy dump pretty well.
I want the biggest exclamation mark they got!
I can’t click to enlarge the photo, can’t read that tiny ass print!
ditto —
Establishment politicians are the reason this country is in a mess. jeb! Bush is the personification of what is ailing our society. It does not make any difference if you are a Republican or a Democrat. All of them, the establishment politicians, want the same thing, grow and keep the Federal government prosperous.
Trump caught fire because he has never been associated or sympathetic to the cause of growing a massive Federal government. It is a cause people from different political backgrounds can grasp and support.
The closer the election gets, the more support Trump will accrue.
He’s got Cristy backing him now.
Just saw that on the News.
I still think Jeb never had a chance because non-rich regular people came to hate George so much for what he did. Jeb had the same “entitlement” disease. I understand he claimed at every event “I fully believe you’re looking at the next President of the United States.” “Please clap” my ass.
Please check a German dictionary first before using a German word.
“schadenfreude”
NOT
“schädenfreude”
Please check a German dictionary first before using a German word.
“schadenfreude”
NOT
“schädenfreude”
I don’t suppose it would do much good to point out that every campaign office closes after the election is over, right?