OOPS …
It’s no secret U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida has basically given up any pretense of representing his constituents while running for president. In fact it’s gotten so bad one of his home state newspapers actually called on him to resign.
“You are paid $174,000 per year to represent us, to fight for us, to solve our problems,” the editorial board of The Sun-Sentinel wrote. “Plus you take a $10,000 federal subsidy – declined by some in the Senate – to participate in one of the Obamacare health plans, though you are a big critic of Obamacare.”
“You are ripping us off, Senator,” the editorial continued.
Ouch …
Anyway, while campaigning in early-voting New Hampshire this week – where the GOP establishment is in full-on panic mode – Rubio took credit for passing “additional sanctions on Hezbollah,” a Lebanese-based militant Shiite Muslim organization.
The only problem?
The vote was one of many, many, many tallies in recent years that Rubio skipped.
That’s right … he wasn’t there.
Pouncing on the miscue? Former Florida governor Jeb Bush – who is battling with Rubio for the support of the “Republican” status quo crowd.
“When he was asked what his main accomplishments were, one of them was dealing with Hezbollah, which was a 93 to nothing vote that he didn’t go to,” Bush said. “You know, this is not real. In Iowa, one of our last events was with Chuck Grassley, the guy has not missed a vote for 22 and a half years. He probably has a list of accomplishments in service to the State of Iowa and to this country that is pretty real. Marco doesn’t have it. He’s gifted. Ted Cruz doesn’t have it. I’m not saying they’re not talented people. But they don’t have a record of accomplishment.”
Look, we don’t care about Hezbollah. Why not? Because unlike typical tough-talking, warmongering “Republicans,” our website doesn’t bend over to accommodate Israel – which we view as a bossy little country that has taken far too many U.S. tax dollars (even though it vowed it would stop taking them decades ago).
But whatever you think of Israel … or the efficacy of global interventionism … Rubio bragging about a vote that he missed is pretty funny stuff.
Of course as we’ve said all along, our problem with Rubio isn’t the votes he’s missed … it’s the votes he’s taken. Most glaringly, we’re referring to his deciding vote in support of U.S. president Barack Obama‘s crony capitalist trade deal – “Obamatrade.”
Ironically, Rubio was busy bashing Obama prior to claiming credit for “sanctioning” Hezbollah …
There’s no doubt Rubio is a smooth talker. In fact he gives some of the best, most polished answers to certain red meat questions we’ve ever heard – and we’ve praised him accordingly.
The problem? Like former GOP nominee Mitt Romney – the last person who sold “Republicans” on his electability – Rubio simply cannot be trusted to tell the truth.
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Sort of hard to support a guy who wears high heels.
I’m thinking Mrs. Rocky likes for you to wear them at home because “they make you look more manly” …
Hey, that’s not nice.
You gonna cry?
:)
Hey, Rocky, YOU brought it into the conversation.
Unless he’s Tim Curry.
You should of seen my platforms from the 70’s.
I wore. 2 inch platform shoes that made me 6’7 with my leisure suit to prom.
2 inch platforms and a leisure suit. Now that’s style.
Thank you….:)
Liar! You wore that outfit to your NAMBLA meeting last week.
He wore them to try to sway Will Folks from backing Trump. LMAO!!!
Thirsty McGirlyBoots
My guess is Hillary has a bigger d&”k than Riubio and she wears heels.You will vote for her.
Well she sure makes Rubio look like a pussy so maybe she does.
She’s certainly been slapping you guys around with it pretty well.
Does that mean you’re thinking about Hillary’s big dick? Wow.
lol…don’t have time with the affidavits etc….
Dad, don’t be jealous! Be proud of your small, wart covered, dripping/oozing dick. After all, you were the centerfold in June 1980 edition of Pedophile Forum (the butt plug was a nice touch).
See his left hand? In the gay world,that translates to:”5 inches is a lot of snow but it ain’t a lot of dick.You got more than 5 inches?”
I thought it was “This is how I’m going to touch your prostate.”
will ain’t full of hot air but he is pretty bloated on clown car gas, you really need to lay off the repubpane will people are starting to notice.
Here’s a simple REDNECK solution.
When the Congressman misses 25% of the votes on the floor, his seat is declared OPEN!
clever!
Looks like a couple of “hit Rubio” checks have cleared.
This article paid for by “right to rise usa”
I really appreciate you slobbering on my cock.
Right to Rise sounds like Viagra’s lobbyist group.
Hey, it’s not that bad. He’s been claiming to be a Senator for five years, but the folks in Floryda ain’t seen it.
Interesting article alleging that young Marco was quite the gay flamer.
http://www.phibetaiota.net/2016/01/wayne-madsen-marco-rubio-homosexual-update-with-photos/
Note: Says a lot more about him than just the height of his heels.
You certainly would know all about “gay flamers”!
Stupid, jackass, pervert kiddie raper troll!
… and that’s what draws you to me, eh?
Nope, you are an annoying, stupid and vastly uniformed troll who has stolen my name. Consequences of your blatant theft!
Oh really, and when might that have been?
I will only have respect for a politician who immediately resigns from his current office to run for another position — if he loses that race then he can run for his previous office on the next go-around.
The foto looks like it was photo shopped — Rubio wasn’t there?