“This land is your land …”
Assuming you live in Iowa or New Hampshire, anyway. If you live in one of the other forty-eight states, better luck next time.
That’s the gist of a funny political cartoon penned over the weekend by Steve Breen of The San Diego Union-Tribune – who mocks the laser-like focus of presidential candidates on Iowa and New Hampshire (and their ensuing neglect of the rest of the country).
Of course Breen might want to check with the GOP establishment: Assuming Donald Trump wins a state, its primary could be pulled.
Frankly, we’re just bummed early-voting South Carolina – our home state – didn’t make the cut for this cartoon.
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It’s time Iowa, NH and SC give some other states a chance to pick winners and losers. I’m tired of all the same bullshit every four years. Let’s start with Minnesota or Wisconsin, head down to New Mexico instead of New Hampshire and then replace SC with Florida.
Maybe a rotation schedule?
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That’s a good idea!!!!
You can’t pick a winner from a bunch of losers though!
What makes you think the bullshit would be any different in Minnesota, Wisconsin, New Mexico, Florida or any place else for that matter?
And miss lines like Trump saying he was thinking about buying a farm. Or watching all the hypocrites get religion. Visions of a Green Acres remake with The Donald and Melania cracked me up.
Why not make it similar to the way the pols run the country? The three C’s with a dash of A. Confusion, Chaos, & Corruption with a dash of Authoritah.
Make every state have the primaries at the same time, standard time accounted for as well.
Starts at 7 central time and end at 10pm for example, everyone voting at the same central time. States count the returns and the results aren’t reported until every state is finished reporting, PERIOD.
I mean shit, if you’re going to pick which monkey runs the show you might as well make the process entertaining.
Pull Jerry Lewis out of his nursery home and put him on stage to do an election telethon during the whole thing!
Chinese acrobats, old people spinning plates, maybe a ROTC drill unit and a host of other Americana based entertainment.
Lots of flags and patriotic music. Some old rewinds of WW2 footage of VE day, etc. (no Vietnam/Iraqistan stuff!)
I don’t know about all the candidates, but Rafael Cruz of Canada for sure. If he doesn’t win Iowa his candidacy is at an end.
New Hampshire looks like a raging… LMAO!!!
Iowa’s got a hard-on…….