National Politics - 2016

Desperate Jeb! Bush May Need To Go All Caps

… AND ADD MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! Former Florida governor Jeb Bush is so charisma-challenged his campaign logo requires an exclamation point.  Seriously … it’s not Jeb 2016, it’s Jeb! 2016. Feel the intensity, right? Errr … Right? Anyway, an advisor to one of Bush’s 2016 rivals joked with us this week…

… AND ADD MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

Former Florida governor Jeb Bush is so charisma-challenged his campaign logo requires an exclamation point.  Seriously … it’s not Jeb 2016, it’s Jeb! 2016.

Feel the intensity, right?

Errr …

Right?

Anyway, an advisor to one of Bush’s 2016 rivals joked with us this week that the establishment “Republican” favorite might need to rethink his current branding strategy.

“All caps … I think they should try all caps, maybe with two or three more exclamation points,” the advisor joked, adding that Bush’s current logo has succeeded in taken his formerly front-running candidacy “from first to fifth.”

Ouch …

Bush is actually polling in fourth-place in early-voting South Carolina, where his supporters are reportedly putting the pieces in place for a brutal savaging of GOP frontrunner Donald Trump.

You know … like the gutting of John McCain in 2000.

How’s that effort coming so far?  Not so well, actually.  The establishment empire of Richard Quinn and Associates – which was expected to deliver its entire stable of status quo politicians into the Bush camp – dropped the ball on a key statewide endorsement.

As a result, the coalescing “Kill Donald” columns at this GOP Waterloo are already looking a bit thinner than advertised …

Oh well … it’s nothing a few capital letters and extra exclamation marks can’t fix!

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53 comments

Leaning Outhouse January 29, 2016 at 2:16 pm

Oh, I thought you said ball caps!?! I’d love a new ball cap even one with something as stupid as Jeb! on the front…

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TrumpStuff January 29, 2016 at 3:28 pm

You could one of those incredibly stupid looking Trump hats. Is he making Trump wigs yet?

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Vinny January 29, 2016 at 3:33 pm

I love the look on the girl’s face in the picture.
Looks like she just read one of pogo/flip’s comments.

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Bible Thumper January 29, 2016 at 3:54 pm

Is that her identical twin behind to the right with the sign stuck between her chins? It spooked me at first.

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Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 3:55 pm

Oh, didn’t see that. Did you notice the young mens all have mullets?

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Bible Thumper January 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm

Lol. Why are the Rubio supporters in the back?

Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 3:59 pm

Cubans love mullett. They call it Lisa, and cook it with a marinade of garlic, parsley and lemon.

Tazmaniac January 29, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Not enough business in the front.

Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 3:56 pm

She looks like she’s saying – “my Mom and Dad made me stand here.”

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RogueElephant January 30, 2016 at 8:33 am

Get a nice Red one that says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

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erneba January 29, 2016 at 2:19 pm

The problem with JEB has absolutely nothing to do with the logo.
His personality and message is coming across in lower case.

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fl ? p January 29, 2016 at 2:25 pm

Reminds me of the Moe! signs that were around Columbia. That guy should sue Jeb.

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Low Energy January 29, 2016 at 2:55 pm

I’m still not sure who thought it was a good idea for another Bush to run so soon after the Iraq war.

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Not again January 29, 2016 at 3:29 pm

It has to do with what he left off the logo…..BUSH.

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No True Middle Class January 29, 2016 at 4:27 pm

And the last 16 years have made everyone a member of the lower class

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Tazmaniac January 29, 2016 at 5:33 pm

I’m afraid it is coming through loud and clear, just not many liking it. Again, due to lack of better choice, I have pulled the Bush lever 3 times. Doesn’t mean I’m crazy about what they did in office, just figure it was a little less as bad as what could have happened. McCain I just through my hands up in the air and said F it. Voted for Mitt back on the lesser evil theory. Reagan was the only one that I felt pride in.

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fl ? p January 29, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Jeb. Jeb! JEB! JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBB!!!!!!

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Barabra January 29, 2016 at 3:31 pm

Jeb?

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Bible Thumper January 29, 2016 at 3:45 pm

He speaks Spanish you know. ¿Jeb?

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gunjit January 29, 2016 at 3:56 pm

whok-a-moo-lay!!!

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hamas January 29, 2016 at 3:57 pm

Maybe Hillary now speaks Arabic.

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Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm

Well be deal – so do I and Flip still hates me.

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm

I love you.You put that thing in my ass and forever I am yours!

El pogo Wales January 29, 2016 at 2:35 pm

Everybody have a great weekend.I thought we showed we are ONE big family on threads today.It was great to hear from staunch,intellectual blog conservatives, erneba and Rogue. My new BFF Boz and I had a great discussion and although I took him to the woodshed, he shows great potential.Trouble baby demonstrated why he is one of the smartest liberal crushers on Fits with his trouncing of Tom, ‘Lenny and Sqiggy’ (flip(faggot 1) and Rocky on the issue of healthcare.mamatiger92 was her pleasant, regurgitating and repetitive copy/paste self.

Peace.

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fl ? p January 29, 2016 at 2:44 pm

Giving yourself the old reach-around? I have GT do that for me! LMAO!!!

But hey, I thought you called TroubleBaby a liberal most of the times!

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TroubleBaby January 29, 2016 at 3:01 pm

lol…that’s a fair shot

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 11:07 pm

I would love to have sex with you!

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El pogo Wales January 29, 2016 at 3:31 pm

Now, I’m off to perv on some children. Think I’ll try the mall this time…

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fl ? p January 29, 2016 at 4:07 pm

Careful, now the FCC is going to bust down your door and arrest you for being mean on the internet!

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9" January 29, 2016 at 4:07 pm

BS.Tom won.If you need some D-squirt.com;you sound like you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

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otis January 29, 2016 at 3:02 pm

Between the Bush family and the Clinton family, they had had five terms in office. Enough is enough.

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9" January 29, 2016 at 3:03 pm

IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY MIDGET PORN,DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PIC!
http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150309/jeb-bush-435.jpg

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Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 4:03 pm

You’re just trouble my friend.

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Bible Thumper January 29, 2016 at 4:05 pm

9″ may have them beat on length(9″), but he’s jealous of their diameters.

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9" January 29, 2016 at 4:12 pm

BT-Took care of that when I had those kidney stones removed;OUCH.I’m flattered RV

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm

Getting jealous. :(

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weezl January 29, 2016 at 4:48 pm

Dam, that’s one hot babe! Right to Rise strikes again!

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Tazmaniac January 29, 2016 at 5:38 pm

Nuttin’ wrong with hitting it up in the shortys.

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Jeb "Deen" Bush January 29, 2016 at 5:43 pm

You know Dr. Ruth got a lot of “D”.

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Jeb "Deen" Bush January 29, 2016 at 5:43 pm

You have to admit y’all are jealous. Her height is might convenient.

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm

I fucked my poodle once.I am not offended.Bernie likes fucking dogs! Seen his old lady?

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shifty henry January 30, 2016 at 4:54 pm

Not to worry — she’s got her checkbook and pen in that clutch, which is why Jeb has a clutch on her!

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9" January 31, 2016 at 6:31 pm Reply
Rocky Verdad January 29, 2016 at 3:52 pm

Last time I heard him say “I’ve got a tested record” so many times it turned into “I”m a broken record.”

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:43 pm

Best sex we ever had was at the Thunderbird!Don’t tell em Rocky!

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Quietus January 29, 2016 at 4:10 pm

He should just go all out and go all caps phonetic alphabet. With three exclamation points.

JULIETTE ECHO BRAVO !!!

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:42 pm

BERNEDETTE SANDY SANDERS WARREN!!!! Sweet Jesus this the best shit I have ever smoked!!!! Anybody wanna come over tonight? I got some King Cobra on ice!

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weezl January 29, 2016 at 4:54 pm

Jebra! 2016

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:40 pm

I like Bernie because he is a communist queer.Word is he used to fuck Castro in the ass.

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Bick January 29, 2016 at 7:12 pm

Does it really matter anyway!!!!!

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fl ? p ?? January 29, 2016 at 10:39 pm

Not to me I am drunk as fuck and watching porn!Bernie likes porn!

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RogueElephant January 30, 2016 at 8:37 am

Somewhere I saw the Thurs. debate bunch called “The seven dwarfs” .That would make Jeb Sleepy wouldn’t it ? LOL

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Elfego January 30, 2016 at 6:47 pm

We do not need anymore Bushes or Clintons in the White House. Family dynasties have sucked all the blood out of Americans!

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