TEXANS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER …
Former Texas governor Rick Perry has endorsed the presidential bid of his home-state U.S. Senator, Ted Cruz.
Perry – who abandoned his own 2016 presidential bid last September – said Cruz “has proven that he is ready to serve as Commander-in-Chief on day one.”
“He has also proven the willingness to take on the Washington Cartel and restore power and opportunity back to the people,” Perry said in his video endorsement.
Here’s the clip …
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(Vid: Via)
Of interest? Perry’s endorsement of Cruz highlighted the ex-Lone Star State leader’s “tough guy” stance on immigration – which is curious considering the extent to which Perry has attacked Donald Trump, the undisputed GOP leader on this very issue.
Last summer, Perry assailed Trump as a “cancer on conservatism” – prompting his already struggling campaign to completely implode. After peaking at eight percent this election cycle, Perry was polling at less than one percent when he dropped out of the race, according to aggregate polling data from Real Clear Politics.
Our guess is this emphasis is intended to counterbalance the impact of Trump’s recent television advertisement – which blasted Cruz for being weak on immigration reform.
Will Perry’s endorsement matter?
Probably not …
His 2012 bid – which achieved frontrunner status at one point – flamed out in spectacular fashion prior to the “First in the South” presidential primary. He vowed to run a smarter campaign this go-round … but clearly didn’t.
Anyway, Cruz and Trump are running neck-and-neck in early-voting Iowa – which holds its 2016 caucus on February 1. Cruz is also in second place in early-voting New Hampshire (which holds its primary on February 9) and South Carolina (which holds its primary on February 20), although he trails Trump by double digits in both of those states.
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9″ in my ass!Just last night!
Cream pie…
Damn,Thanks!
http://i.imgur.com/8vuSEKd.jpg
LMAO!!!!
“Favorite Beer – Molson Dry”
I personally am a fan of Moosehead………but it is hard to find one in the mood to give ya one.
Have you asked Sarah?
Have you begged Sarah?
Fixed it for ya.
Dang you’re good. Real good!!!
Ole and Lars, two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota, got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two men objected strongly, “Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.” Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck Lars asked Ole, “Any idea where we are?” “Yaaah, I tink we’s pretty close to where we crashed last year.”
It will make no difference for Rafael Cruz. He is toast. He is going to lose Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. There will be no where to go from there. No path to victory for the Canadian born son of a Cuban communist father who, by his own admission, came to the US as an illegal alien.
In addition, now even Cruz is not pretending his Canadian birth is not an issue. Not only is an issue, it is a very serious issue. Under the interpretation of the framers of the Constitution he would not be eligible.
You officially qualify as a fucking idiot.Welcome to ‘Rocky’s World’.
Did you see that video released by Rafael’s college friend where he says he wants to be rich and powerful and rule the world? Even his college friends think he is a fraud and won’t protect him. He is toast!!!
A Trump supporter is calling another candidate a fraud?
That’s rich…considering Trump is the biggest fraud of them all.
No, the biggest fraud is the fake flip impersonating me.
Rocky I am loving it.Fits must pay you well.
What? I don’t work for Will. I work for SC Media Group.
He’s the faker trying to troll me, just ignore him.
Did Perry make his endorsement for the spic from Niggerhead Ranch?
Perry did this from the wHite House?
Anyone got a $1.50? I want a cup of coffee
Can’t you take a loan from Goldman Sachs for that? They probably won’t make you pay it back if you get elected.
And by ‘coffee’ we know you mean ‘Tim Hortons’
Where I get Will’s every morning,GO SANDERS!
You may be impersonating me but at least you support Bernie too, glad you are on our side buddy.
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm.His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case
of beer for?”
“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”
Great joke. Keep on rocking, Rocky!
For a flying squirrel,Rockey’s really hot,but he’s married and his wife is a bitch.I don’t mess with bi guys anymore.Sometimes their wives have those CWP’s …
Rocky’s wife’s pussy smells so bad I lit a match and we lit the grille!
Take off, Hoser.
: )
ooo-we-ooo
he looks just like Buddy Holly
oh oh
and, I’m Mary Tyler Moore
Lady you’re hot but I like men.
At least we have something in common then.
Please pay no attention to him he is just impersonating me. I am the honest and true flip. He is the jerk flip that hates you and other great commenters here. Have a great day.
These were my suggestions for Perry’s campaign tunes:
Rick Perry for President – you choose his new
theme song from Buddy Holly
1) – That’ll Be The Day
2) – Maybe Baby
3) – Rave On
4) – Think It Over
5) – It’s So Easy
He does!
Or Clark Kent
Rick’s going for that sexy librarian look.
I lol’d when someone in the comment section called them “+1 intelligence glasses”.
They worked so well for Sarah.
No no you are doing it wrong. If you want to make Sarah look smarter have her in a picture with Bristol, she will look brighter by comparison
I mentioned Bristol earlier. My daughters name is Crystal ‘meth’-raised em on the shit and they ain’t got no teeth.
Put Rocky’s daughters in the a pic with her and she will look brighter by comparison. That was my point.
Perry has just proved what we knew all along: he is a huge faggot
Such a shame, idiots supporting idiots. I’d rather vote for Bernie.
Trump has his pilled-up idiot endorsement in Palin.
Cruz had to get his too.
Interesting video from Cruz’s younger days:
http://www.infowars.com/18-year-old-ted-cruz-aspired-to-take-over-the-world-become-a-dictator/
So, Cruz says he wants to be rich and powerful and wants to rule the world. Should we laugh it off? Just a joke. And This coming from the son of a so called “christian evangelist.” Exactly what values did his father teach him? “Son, Christ wants you to become rich and powerful so you can rule the world?” You would think surely not, but in a sermon last year at an Irving, Texas, megachurch that helped elect Ted Cruz to the United States Senate, Cruz’ father Rafael Cruz indicated that his son was among the evangelical Christians who are anointed as “kings” to take control of all sectors of society, an agenda commonly referred to as the “Seven Mountains” mandate, and “bring the spoils of war to the priests”, thus helping to bring about a prophesied “great transfer of wealth”, from the “wicked” to righteous gentile believers.
I say this guy is a nut; who learned to manipulate others from his father who got rich from fleecing his flock. We do not want anyone like this anywhere near the White House. Show me a rich evangelist and I will show you a con man. Like father, like son.
Cruz’s father is a prosperity profit who believes his son will take over and transfer all the wealth in the world to a church, run by people like Cruz and his father. It does not sound as though their dreams are that far apart.
“a prosperity profit”
Probably a better spelling after all.
A “Prosperity Profit” is a person who teaches that god rewards the righteous with earthly wealth and power. A common theme of their ministry is that if you contribute to their ministry god will return more than you contributed to you. That you show your faith in god to provide, by giving; and the more you contribute to their ministry the more god will reward you. It also explains why they are so wealthy.
Robert Tilton is one of the more well know examples of prosperity theology..
That’ll clinch the race! All the other candidates should immediately concede.
Two fucking idiots!!
He’s only doing it because he wants it to be a Cruz/Perry ticket.
When will someone tell this guy to get a pair of contact lenses, some people look good in glasses, some people don’t… this guy looks like a dipshit who thinks glasses will make him appear smarter.