YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE … ERRR …
In case you missed last week’s big “Republican” debate in North Charleston, S.C., it was a high-profile rumble between national frontrunners Donald Trump and Ted Cruz.
Jeb Bush? The former Florida governor (and one-time front-runner in this race) was a non-factor. And a boring one at that.
Seriously … now we know why they put an exclamation point at the end of this guy’s name.
Anyway, for those of you who didn’t get enough of “Jeb!” during last week’s debate … fear not. He wants to go to dinner with you …
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(Pic via Facebook)
Funny …
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No Thanks!
No more political dynasties, or ruling class: Clintons, Bushs, Quinns, Eckstroms, Ravenels, Sanfords, Peelers, Wilkins, Wilsons and the like. They have sucked off the taxpayers tit too long. As a matter of fact they have just sucked too long!
“win dinner with Jeb”?? Seems like that’s something someone would be subjected to if they LOST a bet.
Can I just eat? Or do I have to listen to Jeb! yack?
Who the hell wants to sit at a table with milquetoast?
What’s wrong? You’re a RINO.
If I win can I choose the place we eat?
If so, I’m taking him to San Jose’s and asking that Jake Knotts be able to attend dinner with us.
If I win can I bring Hillary as my guest? Will I have to wear a tie? How about shoes — will sandals be ok? Can I wear my top hat while I eat?
If the choice was dinner with Jeb or being waterboarded , then it would be a real choice.
JimLewis should win. He will wear his bib coveralls to emphasize the “working man’s” points of view. (necktie optional).
Shifty. It’s bib OVERALLS. The things farmers are supposed to wear but seldom do. Coveralls are the jump suit only heavier. What I wear when I’m working. A necktie goes with the coveralls, not so much with the overalls. LOL
Thanks, I knew that! I had “coveralls” on my mind since I passed along two sets of insulated coveralls (camo) plus two sets of denim overalls to a family who would wear them. They were passed over to me and probably each had been worn only 2-3 times but I wanted the father and sons to have them since they do a lot of work outside.
I would rather eat a turd with Hillary, than a dinner with Jeb.
What time will you dinning?
First dinner where you actually get to sleep while you’re being served the food. Bet it’s low energy diet.
If I win I’m buying dinner, & expect Jeb to put out afterwards.
Whatever you want, Lindsey! We love re-electing you over and over, so we can make childish gay jokes about you online. We are a giant bunch of self-loathing morons after all.
The big secret is that most of my base has no clue I’m gay, in fact, they are happy when they know what the early bird special for next Tuesday will be.
They all think I’m just an unlucky bachelor.
If those blue hairs had any idea I was as queer as a $3 bill, I would never have been elected from the start.
No one cares, but you. If they find out that Tim Scott is black though …..
Your desire to pidgin hole Republicans as intolerant or racists, just doesn’t work anymore.
LMAO! You try and do that everyday with your gal Haley.
You’re so cute when you’re angry!
You know I’m right, that’s why you’re angry.
Tim Scott got in on a special election in a unique district. Electing blacks is no where near the issue of electing gays in SC and are not comparable despite your attempts.
SC isn’t electing any openly gay office holders anytime soon, & you know that. It’s not just GOPers that feel that way either, it’s back Dems too that find gays objectionable in majority if it makes your partisan little heart feel better.
When a openly gay person is elected, probably still 20 years away, it will most likely be in Yankeefied Charleston first.
How Tim Scott got into office is irrelevant. He is as popular as any Senator we’ve had. If he announces for Governor in 2018, he would immediately be the favorite.
And I’m not angry and I’m always cute, but I do relish throwing liberal garbage back in there faces. Like my “Who more racist?” comment, on the Quinn article, I throw a wrench at stale liberal narrative about Republicans and conservatives. You liberals need to get new materai. It’s sad.
Thumper you appear to be a nice guy however you are a liberal.Your defense of the Obama failed economy and the Obama/Haley Amnesty plan for illegals proves this.
Haley didn’t speak in favor of amnesty. In fact she criticized the “gang of eight” bill. She spoke in favor of “legal immigration” not “illegal”.
I don’t speak in favor of the Obama Economy. Obama has done everything possible to kill it. Obamacare, Keystone pipeline, environmental regulations, freeze on coal permits, new overtime/manager regulations.The only thing saving the economy is Washington gridlock, American workers and companies, and Republican governors.
The economy stagnated for five years and is finally showing some vigor in the last two years in spite of Obama.
Rocky is right, you are a liberal. And as far as “stale narrative” I’d normally defer to your expertise, but in this case you’re clearly wrong and sometime stereotypes exist for a good damned reason.
And if you think “How Tim Scott got into office is irrelevant” then you shouldn’t have brought it up in the first place.
Don’t make me spank you.
We know and we make fun of it all the time. We like to make up super-clever names like ‘Ms. Lindsey’ online and bitch about him constantly, but our dumb, lazy asses just keep letting him get elected. Oh well, we aren’t known as the dumbest state for nothing.
Really? You don’t strike me as someone who has ever gotten any action…more like you just want to look or sniff but no touchy. Probably why you are prone to throwing hissy fits. All that tortured sexual frustration.
Dinner with Jeb. HAHAHA Cold soup and warm salad with a serving of something spineless. LOL Then Grahamnasty would show up and I would puke. No thanks.
This is your only chance of having dinner with any of the candidates, Will.
Who could eat thinking about the tens of thousands of innocent people his brother killed in Iraq and Afghanistan?!? Oh, and have we forgotten that he wrecked the national economy here!?!
Would you eat dinner with Obama?
Proudly. Idiot.
Will ¡Yeb! Include a toy with his happy meal?