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SC State House: Taylor Brown On The Upswing

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24 comments

flip January 12, 2016 at 1:10 pm

It’s about time I was offered a job.When do I start? :)

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The Colonel (R) January 12, 2016 at 1:22 pm

When Clemson wins another national championship or a Heisman.

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flip January 12, 2016 at 1:32 pm

Damn.My career is over.

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Rocky Verdad January 12, 2016 at 1:41 pm

Databoy!!!

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CorruptionInColumbia January 12, 2016 at 2:54 pm

Why buy the cow when you’re already getting the milk for free, … even if the milk is a little spoiled at times?

:-D

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flip January 12, 2016 at 3:18 pm

That’s fair. :) Keep up the good work.

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Caustic commenter January 12, 2016 at 1:42 pm

“seesaw swingin’ with the boys in the schooland your feet flyin’ up in the air
singin’ “hey diddle diddle”
with your kitty in the middle of the swing
like you didn’t care”

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The Colonel (R) January 12, 2016 at 2:28 pm

Are those really the words?!? I thought it was:

She starts singin
With the boys in/tune
And she sweeps muck up in the air
Singin hey fat RINO with the big ol hind’O
and she wrote like she just don’t care
So Will took a big/chance
When he looked her askance
With a Taylor who was ready to say
It wasn’t Will she foolin
Cause she knew that she was/doin
when she told him she had something to say

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 1:56 pm

Taylor is 24 years of age as this news is another “first reported here by the founding editor Will Folks on Fitsnews”

Taylor, you are officially on my exclusive list of “Eligible Women Between the Ages of Consent and Collapse” …..

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9" January 12, 2016 at 2:37 pm

Young people are awful.I’ve got prescription refills older than her…

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 2:53 pm

clever!

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 3:02 pm

You have to be careful these days. If you get involved with somebody you have to know their health history. The best way to find out is to look through their medicine cabinet. It tells you what they don’t have. With this one girl, I opened up the medicine cabinet, it was empty. I thought, “Jeez, I don’t know what she’s got, but whatever it is, there ain’t no cure for it!”

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CorruptionInColumbia January 12, 2016 at 2:52 pm

When Taylor started writing for Fits, I thought she was dumber than a bag of skid marks. She has truly advanced and evolved, in the quality of her writing and in her application of logic.

Congratulations on your first year, Taylor!!!! Keep up the good work!

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shifty henry January 12, 2016 at 3:03 pm

Yes, I agree. She has impressed me in much the same way.

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flip January 12, 2016 at 3:16 pm

My friend you fell in love when she started alleging every public servant in Columbia is a criminal. :)

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Quietus January 12, 2016 at 3:31 pm

Only about half are crooks. The other half are trying to do their job well despite the crooks.

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Tightwadd January 12, 2016 at 3:05 pm

“young” = underpaid by FITS

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Mom January 12, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Taylor – Isn’t there some way you could try to influence others in your age group? Most of them are spoiled entitled idiots.

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Toyota Kawaski January 12, 2016 at 4:35 pm

yea she is good as Man-D, Liz, Pixie Lesbian. Rising Star in her….own dam mind.

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Yelsewh January 13, 2016 at 8:38 am

There is something of a precedent here.

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Soft Sigh from Hell January 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm

Stay the course!

She brings an interesting perspective.

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Yelsewh January 13, 2016 at 8:35 am

Taylor: You’re 24 so you’re a little behind the curve but there’s still time for you to start a real career.

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Scooter January 13, 2016 at 1:27 pm

She has been to NIKKI’S dentist. Same unnatural bleach job.

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Getoveryourself January 15, 2016 at 2:24 am

If she wants to be taken seriously at the State House maybe she shouldn’t wear clothes so short and tight. (They don’t flatter her). Her immaturity is glaringly obvious and she is the laughingstock of the lobby. Also her boobs aren’t that big so stop writing about them

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