About That “Sex Lobbying” Law
SHOULD LAWMAKERS HAVE TO DISCLOSE WHEN THEY HAVE SEX WITH LOBBYISTS? There are three types of lobbyiYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
SHOULD LAWMAKERS HAVE TO DISCLOSE WHEN THEY HAVE SEX WITH LOBBYISTS? There are three types of lobbyiYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Spill some details.
Want to see a Cockroach sweat. Walk into their State Capitol Complex Office with a NM-9 Bodily Fluid Detection Light and begin to scan their office
http://www.proofpronto.com/portableuvlamp.html
Do you mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kQTqSPqpE4
1,000 +++
“I do have a social life you know.”
LOL
Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI.
Ole says, ‘Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?’
‘Darn!’ says Sven. “I jus joined da Elks.”
Old Flip aka Jethro Bodine is lucky if it’s twice a year. Anniversary and Valentines Day. That’s 20 minutes total for a whole year.
At my age, all I need is a smile and a promise…..
An elderly married couple were
having their medical examination on the same day. After the exam the doctor said to the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any particular concerns?”
“In fact, I do” he said. “After I
have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty but after the second time I’m cold and chilly.”
After examining the elderly lady, the
doctor said “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical
concerns to discuss?” and the lady said no.
The doctor then asked “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?
” “Oh that crazy old son of a bitch!” she replied.”That’s because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!”
An elderly couple met for a romp in
the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw when the woman decided to warn him of her heart condition. “I should tell
you, I have acute angina” she said.
The man replied “That’s good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen.”
After hearing a couple’s complaints that their intimate life wasn’t what it used to
be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their positions. “For example,” he suggested, “you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her by the legs,
penetrate and off you go.”
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. “Well, OK,” the hesitant wife agreed, “but on two conditions. First, if it hurts, you have to stop right away. And second, “she insisted, “you have to promise we won’t go past my mother’s house.”
A classic “Ollie & Yollie” joke (from the great “Wisconsin/Minnesota” region”) when I worked “up there” on an engineering project:
Ollie: “Fuck you”
Yollie: “Fuck you”
Ollie: “Fuck you”
Yollie: “Fuck You”
(repeated 4 times or more…)
Ollie: “You know, this oral sex shit ain’t near as much fun as I thought it would be……………”
very good — and a new one for me to save!
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a
day for the first week. Then once a day for the next week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up. [Peter DeVries]
That might be interesting in Hugh Leatherman’s office, I assume the light would show large puddles.
A little bit of poontang has passed more bills than wads of cash.
Bills like in Bills Clinton?
Will…this really gets old. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t say that a politician’s right to a private sex life is ok “because we libertarians believe in this privacy” and in the very same breath claim that this sex can’t be used for manipulation.
Your whole point completely rests in a fictitious world. Indeed, the more realistic approach is to quit “fully supporting” and “embracing” this high-risk behavior while in the very same breath you are vehemently damning the same behavior once it produces the more-than-likely result of improper influence.
Please: cognitive dissonance is incurable.
Libertarians who don’t fully embrace the natural conclusion of WHY government should be limited in the minarchist mindset will always suffer from dissonance like this article.
It is the existence of government itself that creates these never ending dilemma’s and moral hazard.
IN SC they are infamous for having sex with other men’s wives and throwing their families under the bus, in order to try and justify their illicit activities.
So why how do so many ugly old men keep their jobs as lobbyists?
Money!!!!!!!!!
As if people didn’t already know that lobbyists were nothing but whores. They’re the female pharmaceutical sales reps of the state house. A friend of mine who is a doctor has nailed about a dozen of the drug sluts who hang out in his waiting room.
she’s fakin it
yes-siree ..!!
Doesn’t matter.
Me thanks that Will likes to brag. Plus, it takes a low down rat who has sex with a woman and then brags about it.
Depends on the woman.
Perhaps there should be a law since such quaint anachronisms as professional ethics are now things of the past?
“Sex a lot of times”….
What you wanna bet every one of those times lasted a maximum of 2 minutes before the first “squirt”????
Only a douche-bagged braggart like FITS would even post his “scorings”
But what do you expect from a “son” of the Columbia, SC????=====All “flash in the pan “……pull your pants up and kick the poor bitch out of your car…that’s what!!!
That wife you brag about must be REALLY impressed FITS!!!
Don’t forget to remind her that you would’ve joined the military if you didn’t have “bigger fish to fry” being Sanfraud’s “Hey-Boy” back in the day!!!!
Oh, yeah, you’re ALL MAN!!!!!!
We already know they fuck everyone, they are politicians, no disclosure necessary.