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Happy New Year, America: Hot Lawyers Are Back!

AT LEAST HEATHER BAILEY IS …  Earlier today we brought back “Today’s Tuneage,” a fan favorite of years gone by … but that’s just one of our “Happy New Year” surprises. The real treat?  A modified reprise of the Alicia Florrick Award (a.k.a. the “hot lawyer” competition).  In years past, this was…

AT LEAST HEATHER BAILEY IS … 

Earlier today we brought back “Today’s Tuneage,” a fan favorite of years gone by … but that’s just one of our “Happy New Year” surprises.

The real treat?  A modified reprise of the Alicia Florrick Award (a.k.a. the “hot lawyer” competition).  In years past, this was a contest … one in which readers submitted nominations of attractive female attorneys and (following a bit of culling on our part) proceeded to vote on them.

Winners were eventually announced – and one of them actually did a photo shoot with us.

We named the whole thing after Alicia Florrick, a fictitious Chicago attorney portrayed on the hit CBS’ drama The Good Wife by actress Julianna Marguiles.

Anyway … the “hot lawyer” competition was huge clicks … but huge headaches as well.

Aside from it involving logistics (anathema to our founding editor), it invariably resulted in hurt feelings and – occasionally – anger.  In fact one “hot lawyer” from a prominent Palmetto State firm no longer speaks to us as a result of being included in our competition – and she was one of the ones we singled out for praise!

Naturally, this inspired us to go back to this attorney’s firm – and highlight one of her co-workers.

One who is a million times hotter.

So … meet Heather Bailey.

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Yeah …

Bailey runs the Charleston, S.C. office of Moss and Associates, the Palmetto State’s top bankruptcy law firm.  She’s a 2010 graduate of the Charleston School of Law, where she made a name for herself in the classroom and on a CW show called “Crowned” (an episode entitled “Blonde Bombshells”).

Do we concur with that assessment?

Um, yes.  Yes we do …

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Bailey quarterbacks the entire bankruptcy process for her clients – advising them on whether to file, when to file, and how to file (and then representing them throughout that process).  Beyond the obvious buzz about her looks, she’s earned a reputation in the Holy City as an inventive, tenacious, meticulously prepared litigator – one whose record of results reflects the genuine care and concern she has for her client roster.

“Her personality is as hot as her picture,” one source on Bailey told us. “And she’s a great lawyer.”

“Heather is a sweetheart,” another told us.

And yes, gentlemen.  She’s single.

Of course from what we can tell, one reason for that is Bailey is always working.

She responded to our initial inquiry about this article on Christmas Day.  She then followed up with us regarding an interview after spending most of New Year’s Day in the office preparing for several upcoming loan modification hearings (yes, Bailey is the woman people call when they’re trying to save their houses).

“What – did you think I was the ‘sit on my ass and eat Bon bons’ kind of attorney?” she joked with us.

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We like.

Our founding editor Will Folks will be sitting down with Bailey for an extended question and answer/ photo shoot very soon … in fact the two of them will be getting together the next time he visits Charleston, S.C.

So stay tuned for much more of her.

Also who knows … perhaps if we’re lucky our contributing columnist Taylor Brown would be willing to hold a few sit-downs with some of the region’s hottest male lawyers.

(We know, we know … such tough assignments we hand out).

Bottom line: It’s not 100 percent clear yet what format this feature will take in 2016, but the hot lawyer competition is most assuredly back … and Bailey has things off to a sizzling start.

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60 comments

The Buzzman January 5, 2016 at 8:50 am

OK, next, howzabout bringing back full-on NSFW T&A?

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Rocky Verdunce January 5, 2016 at 9:24 am

lol…Boz we love it when you pretend to like women.

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The Buzzman January 5, 2016 at 9:29 am

I love it when you pretend to be a Christian.

… or human.

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...or sane. January 5, 2016 at 9:55 am

…or employed.

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 10:06 am

You know, if you ignore him he’ll go away.

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Tazmaniac January 5, 2016 at 10:06 am

Not true.

Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 12:19 pm

Well I’m going for it…….

Rocky Verdunce January 5, 2016 at 12:56 pm

LMAO!!! Rocky the 5th grader.Pussy.

Rocky Verdunce January 5, 2016 at 10:36 am

He can’t.He knows I expose the fraud he is everyday-like I do YOU-and it drives him crazy.

Broken Arrow January 11, 2016 at 2:44 pm

Yes I do. But lets ask him about William Martin the Sex Offender from Georgetown County. Now that may shut him up!

mamatiger92 January 5, 2016 at 10:07 am

+10

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SNAPcop January 5, 2016 at 10:10 am

First of the month. You must be full…… of yourself that is!

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The Buzzman January 11, 2016 at 1:53 am

How cute. Convicted felon Jay Specter is tagging along with pogo now, adding his “SNAP” bullshit. Not on SNAP, and never have been, you lying piece of criminal shit.

SNAPcop January 11, 2016 at 10:30 am

I don’t know where you’re getting your information from but as usual your conspiracy theories are wrong.

The Buzzman January 11, 2016 at 10:48 am

Well, ya know, I think you’re right. If I’m not mistaken, SNAP is for single mothers who are struggling financially. Specter alledges that I’m on food stamps. I think the food stamp card is EDB or something like that. Specter is evil, but he’s not an idiot. So you must be his pawn, Queef VanTinkle, the enormously fat perpetual loser cab driver candidate who thinks he’s a political consultant. “The Man Who Ate The World.”

Tazmaniac January 5, 2016 at 10:04 am

Any archive examples?

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SNAPcop January 5, 2016 at 10:09 am

You are such a douchbag!

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Fecal Matters January 5, 2016 at 8:52 am

This is outstanding, but where is the Kelvin Washington/ Brian Newman story?

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Tazmaniac January 5, 2016 at 10:15 am

Posted two hours ago. Look in the top right links.

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Taylor Brown January 5, 2016 at 9:13 am

I’ll absolutely interview the hottest male lawyers. Twist my arm…

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 10:10 am

Well in his heyday Ron Motley would have been a good one for you to cut your teeth on, but alas, he’s dead now.

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TroubleBaby January 5, 2016 at 9:18 am

There’s consolation to be had from staring at plunging neckline blouses with cleavage while contemplating bankruptcy.

If nothing else, it lightens the mood. It’s like getting love therapy and legal advice for one fee- a value added service per se.

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Squishy123 January 5, 2016 at 9:35 am

Well that should put the nail in the Charleston School of Law coffin… any bimbo who pays tuition can get through the program. Bankruptcy law, the one area that’s below slip and fall lawsuits. All you do is file paperwork.

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Yelsewh January 5, 2016 at 9:51 am

You poor, gullible bastards. Store bought tits and bottled blonde hair really is all that it takes for some of you, isn’t it?

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Fecal Matters January 5, 2016 at 9:52 am

Need to see her in a pair of FMPs to render final assessment.

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The Colonel (R) January 5, 2016 at 12:18 pm

FMPs – Full Metal Pasties? Fat Mama Panties?

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The Colonel (R) January 5, 2016 at 12:19 pm

Never mind, you’re into retifism I take it?

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 12:26 pm

Flip’s Mamma’s Panties.

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The Colonel (R) January 5, 2016 at 12:27 pm

+1,000 – how did I miss that one!?!

TroubleBaby January 5, 2016 at 10:14 am

I like looking at store bought tits I’ll admit, but having had a some experience with them in my “yut”, they are kind of a turn off when you feel them up…(it’s hard to describe, but you know they aren’t natural when doing so)

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Rocky Verdunce January 5, 2016 at 10:46 am

People like Rocky got the ‘ugly’s’ at home so they salivate and find solace for a moment when Fits becomes Penthouse for an article.

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Squishy123 January 5, 2016 at 12:05 pm

I”m easy to please.

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Jake Spiek January 5, 2016 at 5:43 pm

Beautiful and smart!! Sign me up please- AND she is a lawyer that Helps people :)

And her “tits” definitely do not look store bought. I don’t know what plastic surgery program you graduated from but from those pictures it’s a pretty hard call to be so sure!! Have some class!

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Yelsewh January 6, 2016 at 3:15 am

Hahahahaha…. I see that your standard for “smart” is as high as your standard for beauty. Did you miss the fact that she attend Charleston School of Law?

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DJ January 7, 2016 at 8:04 pm

It’s better to congratulate someone than be jealous. ?

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Sarah January 7, 2016 at 8:06 pm

Agreed DJ .

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Yelsewh January 8, 2016 at 9:13 am

Congratulate her for what exactly? That Will thinks she’s hot? Lmao… That’s not exactly an exclusive club!

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 10:11 am

Pic One – A+
Pic Two – down a bit – C+
Pic Three – a solid B

She’s hot, but I bet if you trolled around Columbia, or even better, Rock Hill, you could find hotter. And most likely, hotter exist in C-town.

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The Colonel (R) January 5, 2016 at 11:16 am

I agree with your assessment – she needs those aviators to look hawt – or sane even…

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 11:57 am

Yeah, was cool until the eyes. She looks not quiet as good as the bong-smoking attorney in Ted 2.

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John January 5, 2016 at 11:41 am

Check out her Model Mayhem page. Not bad for a fellow member of the Bar.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/1063342

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Squishy123 January 5, 2016 at 12:09 pm

Well it looks like she’s a Clemson fan.
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090902/10/4a9eb0f17012b.jpg

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John January 5, 2016 at 12:32 pm

I have never had many nice things to say about Clemson. However, it has no shortage of attractive female students and fans.

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The Colonel (R) January 5, 2016 at 12:46 pm

and she likes to wear her little brother’s underwear…

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shifty henry January 5, 2016 at 1:58 pm

The last time I looked at that site was when a murder occurred maybe in South Congaree or Red Bank. I don’t remember if the guy or the girl (maybe both) were on the site or which one was murdered by the other. Anyone know about that?

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Rocky Verdad January 5, 2016 at 5:00 pm

Finally looked at the link, someone spent some bankruptcy money on the booby bank.

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SNAPcop January 5, 2016 at 1:55 pm

They are not store bought breast or bleached blond hair. All natural my friend. The cuff and collar match.

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John January 5, 2016 at 5:46 pm

Classy. Very classy.

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Nature Boy January 5, 2016 at 2:13 pm

I know her very well and there is nothing fake about her, she is pure heart

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Squishy123 January 5, 2016 at 6:05 pm

Jerking off to pictures of her online isn’t exactly “know her very well”.

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Charles Richardson January 5, 2016 at 6:22 pm

Beautiful and Smart Lady.. Great Lawyer.

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TankMcNamara January 5, 2016 at 10:25 pm

Boiiiinngggg!

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ac2002 January 6, 2016 at 3:27 am

I’ve known Heather for years. She is, by far, one of the best people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. Her heart knows no boundaries. I am extremely fortunate to call her my friend.

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Michelle January 6, 2016 at 9:38 am

Beautiful friend inside and out! I have spend many many hours with Heather and know how much she cares for her clients. She has the biggest heart and the sweetest personality! and….BTW nothing fake about her…not even the blonde hair! :-)

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Debe Buck January 6, 2016 at 1:29 pm

There is not ONE IOTA of anything that is unreal about Ms. Bailey. She is above and beyond THE BEST at guiding highly distraught (and understandably so) clients from an extremely difficult, stressful time in their life to a path that will take them to see the light at the end of an unfortunate, financial tunnel. She and her staff tirelessly treat all clients with the utmost respect, patience, understanding and empathy, and offer superior, sincere support and reassurance during the difficult situations they are experiencing. She fiercely and tirelessly advocates for her clients, and if there is a situation that seems to reach beyond repair (which happens continuously in her office with clients), she ALWAYS finds a means to a way; there is no “situation” that Ms. Baily can not overcome for her clients, and she accomplishes this tenaciously with the clients’ welfare her utmost concern. I am fortunate, as I am afforded the opportunity to see Ms. Bailey change people;s lives for the better, on a daily basis. Heather is not only my boss; she is feisty, fierce, relentless when it comes to protecting her clients; hence why I have warmly nick-named her “Barracuda”. There is so much more to Ms. Bailey than what meets the eye.

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Squishy123 January 6, 2016 at 4:13 pm

Okay now that her stalker has spoken, anyone else got anything???

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John Davis January 6, 2016 at 4:57 pm

Having worked with her, I can tell you that she IS smart. And hard-working. She also goes above and beyond what anyone should reasonably expect in many cases. The fact that she looks great is just a bonus.

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DJ January 7, 2016 at 8:01 pm

Best of both beauty and smarts. She deserves respect. sounds like to me she’s hard working and cares about her job.?

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Sarah January 7, 2016 at 8:05 pm

Her titties doesn’t even look fake, they look fabulous. If that’s all your noticing about the pictures anyway, then obviously you have a problem. She’s a beautiful woman, who seems to care a lot about her job. It’s kind of ridiculous that a pretty woman, like herself, can’t even post 3 pictures without disrespectful people commenting about her breasts. Focus on the topic idiots and not her fabulous, NATURAL titties. :)

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Yelsewh January 8, 2016 at 9:19 am

You’re a moron. She put them on display because she wants you to notice them. Natural? Ha! Go look at the pre-op pictures on her modeling page. Those tittays are fake ad cake.

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