S.C. Rep. Mia McLeod – a Democrat who is running for a seat in the State Senate in 2016 – has pre-filed legislation which would require men to undergo sex therapy and produce sworn affidavits from their amorous partners attesting to their erectile dysfunction if they want prescription medication to treat the “condition.” Not only that, those who are prescribed erectile dysfunction drugs would be required to undergo cardiac stress tests every three months to prove they are healthy enough for sexual activity.
No … really. This is happening.
The bill is H. 4544, and McLeod submitted it earlier this month – ostensibly as a response to the “Republican” war on Planned Parenthood, which as we’ve pointed out isn’t so much a war as a public relations effort aimed at impressionable pro-lifers.
“Pun aside, she wants to make it hard on them,” a source at the State House told us. “Like they want to make it hard on women.”
Will McLeod’s bill pass? Hell no …
Why not?
Anyway, we think McLeod’s bill is hilarious. And can’t wait for it to be given a public hearing. Sure it’s a total waste of time, but this is the S.C. General Assembly, people.
All they do is waste time and money …
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Ha. I didn’t know Mia had such a good sense of humor! Wait – it’s meant to be a joke right?
Should be a great headline in tomorrow’s newspaper. Hell, maybe South Carolina will make national news again. ;-)
Michelle on line 2 ….
Will the limpers stand for this? Will they rise to the occasion? Or will the flaccid fold?
Hard to say as yet.
Grandma (hands together over her head as she looks over her shoulder) — “They’re adult diapers in a thong. I told you I was bringing sexy back.”
Grandpa (leaning on cane with head down) — ” Sweet angel of death please take me now!”
No woman should be making decisions for what a man can do with his own body. W A I T ! ! !
I don’t care, as long as people keep buying.
Mia baby, I know why you have flaccid dick on your mind. I’ll help you out baby, come see me.
Once I give you the proper lovin’, you’ll forget about ED bills- and you’ll be much nicer.
I bet SC leads the nation in erectile disfunction. Or pretty much any form of disfunction.
Thus the wide popularity of metal-manhoods . . . of various calibers.
Then I got a Big’in for ya.
It’s in the BBQ.
With all the diabetes and hypertension, it probably does.
Glad I don’t need that stuff yet.
Knock on woodie.
The inmates are running the asylum.
Don’t worry. She’s just trolling dumb pro-lifer men.
It won’t pass and you’ll still be able to get your little blue pills.
Little blue pill? All I know, what I use to do all night takes me all night to do. :-)
I might add, the inmates have been running it for a very long time.
It took you all night to get it up?
Those poor women…..or men.
Nothing wrong with that.
Get what up?
Been that long, huh?
Sorry.
No, I fell asleep early this morning.
If treatment for ED was made more available, maybe the S.C. Succession Party would have something else to do.
More self-serving legislation from KKKris KKKorley.
Penises with hoods on them might be racist because they remind her of the Klan or some such.
Hey, ED ain’t funny. That looks like a picture of me and the gf last weekend. Only she’s a little better looking than that girl and I’m much uglier than that guy.
Stop beating yourself up.
aaaaaah! — you said “beating” !!
Ok… I can’t resist! I can’t wait to see the commercial promoting her Bill… Might give folks a really good laugh like this one…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
5 Stars — for knowing what Haiku is….
Whatever happened to Dems screaming get out of our bedrooms? Mia is nuttier than squirrel shit. She is ruining the legends of Cynthia McKinney.
^^^This is why trolling conservatives is so easy.
You need a discus account.
Maria is being discussed on another thread.
Like I said on that thread…BRAVO FOXTROT DELTA.
She’s hot, no matter what anyone says. Classy, pretty smile, looks great.
Actually the BRAVO FOXTROT DELTA was for Sanford, once he lied to the whole state, I say Fuck him. You see, I don’t excuse people like Sanford or Clinton. I can get pissed off at anybody, unlike some people that will back their parties liars no matter what.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Maria is an “easy”, liberal latina?
Racist, closet misogynist, user!
Settle down. Don’t get a heart attack over it, or a 4-hour boner.
Or, go deaf or blind and forget to call your doctor.
Nitrat? Is that you? Did you say something?
Hold on Taz, we’re coming…….
Cynthia McKinney..
That name brings back nightmares of the past.
You lived in Georgia at one time right? People screech about Sanford getting elected no matter what, yet ignore Ds like McKinney and Marion Barry. Sanford could almost pass for sane against those two, or Mia.
Yes I lived I Georgia, left about the time this woman was coming into the political spotlight. Her family was quite prominent in Georgia civil rights movement and politics since the early sixties.
Her family always seemed to honorable and straight, she was the turd in the the punch bowl.
You any time I’ve ever engaged in conversation with real live actual circa 1960 Civil Rights folks the one common thing they have said is disappointment in what is considered a Civil Rights issue.
Yes, and Jim Clyburn seems that way also.
Never been impressed with him.
Um, Cynthia McKinney was DEFEATED for re-election. When is that going to happen to Sanford?
It is not intended as serious legislation, but to make a point. One which obviously went over your head.
“…nuttier than squirrel shit.”
Spit Cheerios all over the keyboard…
Great idea. The angry old white men are trying to dictate what women can do with their bodies. This should definitely apply to any employee, or owner of Hobby Lobby.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
“How hard is it?” she asked.
“About as hard as my dick,” he replies.
To which his wife replied, “OK, then. Pour me some.”
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in three months. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner.
“You see that thing, woman?” he happily exclaimed. “What do you think we ought to do with it?”
With one eye open, his wife replied, “Well, now that you’ve got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it.”
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.
However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.
There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my wife… She’s not my wife… She’s not my wife…”
A guy goes to his doctor for help with a little problem called premature ejaculation. The doctor gives him a tube of cream which will help him. The next day the guy calls the doctor, “Dammit! I ejaculated while wiping it on!”
“I want bill to spark a different conversation” Mia McLeod
OK
Ms. McLeod, would you like to go see if we can find a Dickfur
Certainly OWB, but what is a Dickfur
Join me for lunch Ms. McLeod and I will show you
How is that for a conversation, Fuckin’ Cockroach
Bet this bill is “hard” to “push through”.
The bill is H. 4544, and McLeod submitted it earlier this month – ostensibly as a response to the “Republican” war on Planned Parenthood…
McLeod will be silent about THIS however as she is an animal….a liberal retard that worships at the Alter of abortion as her religion:
Planned Parenthood improperly disposed of fetal parts in landfills, DeWine says
Columbus Dispatch? – 9 hours ago
Aborted fetuses from Planned Parenthood clinics in Columbus and Cincinnati were “steam-cooked and taken to Kentucky landfill,”
Well that’s full of Christmas cheer. Doesn’t your insurance cover the heart exam part?
Be a wiseass among friends
and a WISEguy among enemies.
Planned Parenthood Ohio did nothing wrong. As was correctly mentioned by liberals, this is a conservative witch hunt against Planned Parenthood because they’re the number 1 women’s health care provider. “Health care” providers that don’t offer abortions have much lower satisfactory and much higher unsatisfactory ratings. Why? The providers conservatives are promoting do not come close to providing well-woman care .
ISIS is more humane than Planned Parenthood and Planned Parenthood makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa.
ISIS is far more humane than the “pro-life” terrorist movement. There’s no such thing as a peaceful “ProLifer”. They’re all terrorists who, like Hitler, sees the ends justifies the means.
And unlike Muslims, many “Pro-Lifers” celebrated the terrorist attack on Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs, Colo. on November 27.
And speaking of PP, they have saved far more babies than the “Pro-life” terrorist movement.
So wrong to equate the ravings of a psychopath-schizophrenic with the opposing view of people who have valid concerns and reject the barbarism of abortion and in particular late-term abortion not to mention the harvesting and sale of baby body parts. Why can’t you have that discussion without name calling? We can do better.
I’m right to equate slanderous attacks on Planned Parenthood with the terrorist attack. This didn’t happen in a vacuum. The events since July, which included FOUR additional acts of violence, led up to the November 27 attack. Own it.
You certainly have suppressive, fascist tendencies. No rational person supports those acts of violence. You sound suspiciously like someone who would claim all of Islam is responsible for the jihadists. I guess they should “own it” too.
Another act of terrorism against Planned Parenthood just this morning by one of your fascist supporters. http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2015/12/12/planned-parenthood-clinics-windows-busted-out/
Every time I hear the word “witch hunt” I get this mental picture of Hillary in orange jumpsuit and cuffs, with the title FOUND HER. LOL
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your wife would have no trouble at all, sucking it through.
She need to be careful and not “blow” her chance to get this bill in.
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your wife beat her to the punch.
She wants to win next years erection. I mean election.
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and you face rejection by your muther.
She could be elected to the Senate, so long as her campaign doesn’t get “soft”.
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according to your Lindsay Graham you stay soft
I think her jab at the flacid legislators is welcome and funny.
I can’t imagine any man having erectile problems with an ice queen such as Ms. McLeod.
She’s just – dickin’ with us.
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and you are just blowing the boys…
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My guess is that she has been turned down by guys who claim this as their excuse — and this bill is being proposed as a result of her hormonal rage…..
your cellmates have fuked your booty raggedy.
“produce a sworn affidavit from their amorous partners
attesting to their erectile dysfunction prior to receiving a prescription”
I’d like to hear McLeod’s response to this question: What if the guy/gal only masturbates at home or at work by watching porn? Who provides the affidavit? I could really get started on how to answer the question but I just can’t stop laughing ..!!.
Shifty, the following could provide the affidavit.
1. Miss. Palmer
2. Mini Strokes
3. Fistina (last name unknown)
I’m still enamored of my long-time friend, (always available, reliable and guarantees results ), Madame Palme and Her Five Dancing Daughters …..
LOL..Shifty, you are something else! Keep em coming!
Thanks! With all of my multi-tasking I do have an opportunity to check in on Fitsnews at times, and may even have a stroke of genius – at times! Laughs should be shared…..
The doctor tells this guy he had to wear a 24 hour blood pressure monitor and every time he felt the arm band inflate he had to write down he was doing at the time. The guy returns a week later, and his list read as follows:
—– Masturbating
—– Sexual intercourse
—–Smoking
—– Drinking whiskey
—– Getting a blow job
—– Watching porn.
The doctor looked at the list and said, “Forget your blood pressure, where are you going tonight? I’m going with you!”
“well I *was* going home to get drunk and masturbate to some porn.”
Ha! Y’all are missing the point of the bill. As always, just follow the money… The low flag flyers could cripple the state health insurance bank with their excessive need for that little purple pill, if it was mandated to be covered. A lot of men ain’t using it to please the spouse or “partner” either. It’s more like self medicating. You follow that?. Any bill to limit the scrips for the purple pill would not fly at full staff either. But this bill would be preemptive if the state were told to cover the pill. Ka-ching $!
Eight Citedel cadets suspended for wearing klan hoods. Reported worldwide.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35070702
The outrage society thrives. It is created, daily, by those with no perspective on the larger opportunities in life.
The world is full of positive things and negative things.
You may choose to focus on the negative, the outrages, that have nothing to do with you. But for me and mine, we will focus on positive and be better off for it.
I hear WIS will no longer show the Charlie Brown Halloween special because Charlie is shown wearing a white sheet.
I’m glad she’s filing this bill. It’s not a waste of money. It’s getting conservatives on the record to own up to their war on women, which is very real and have claimed three more lives recently in Colorado.
The photo should show BLACKS in bed. Showing WHITES for this article is racist and demeaning. Ms. McLeod, I’m sure, is proposing this bill based on her personal experiences and acquaintances.
We understand that Whites prefer cunnilingus because size counts. Ask the Kardashians.
Trump should weigh in on this.
S.C. Rep. Mia McLeod is in the pocket of the dildo manufacturing industry. They’re hoping she can massage some rising profits for them.
Monkey do as monkey see… you would lick Ms. McLeod’s beautiful ass if given the opportunity.
The roads in South Carolina are coming apart from one end of the state to the other and this is what some dumb liberal is worried about! Politicians are USELESS!
Lmao. She has too much hours to fill. This is when it is a slow news day on her show
I thought that was what the Viagra was for.
I thought, past tense, she was one of the smart blacks.
Here’s a novel concept….
How about require mothers to get input from the fathers prior to having a baby? If the father doesn’t want to be a dad, he’s only required to provide cost of the abortion procedure…. no more lifetime child support unless he WANTS to be a dad. If mom wants to keep the kid, it’s on HER head. Give BOTH parties roughly the same option.