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One bright spot in an otherwise depressing year for the American Republic has been the unmitigated disaster that is U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham‘s presidential campaign.
The South Carolina liberal – who has heretofore relied on the forgetfulness of his home state electorate to keep getting voted into office – has been a total dud on the national stage. In fact things have gotten so bad, the warmonger has actually been booted completely off the stage.
That’s what polling at 0.0 percent nationally will do, though …
President? LOL. Graham was never going to be a serious presidential candidate, but his efforts to position himself as a possible Secretary of Defense have been dealt a severe blow by his atrocious showing. Which is probably good considering, well this … and this … and this.
Anyway, since Graham wasn’t participating in this week’s presidential debate … what was he doing?
According to the website Gawker, Graham – described by the site as “everyone’s favorite displaced Gone With the Wind extra” – spent his evening “drinking wine and getting sassy on (an) app no one uses.”
Which app is this? Sidewire – described by the site as a place where “politicians and other ‘political influencers’ tweet without immediately being either a) berated or b) called ‘dad’ by thousands of teens.”
Ha!
From Gawker’s Ashley Feinburg:
After getting booted from yesterday’s debate for his low numbers, South Carolina Senator and seersucker suit come-to-life Lindsey Graham (who is currently polling at a solid 0.0 percent) decided to do what any of us do in the face of rejection: Get drunk and whine to our friends on social media. And since Graham’s BFF is none other than Senator John McCain—whose former spokesman just so happened to have recently released Sidewire, a sort of Twitter knock-off—Graham was free to let loose. Because absolutely no one else knows it exists.
Too funny …
Trees falling in the woods, people. Trees falling in the woods …
151 comments
Not as pathetic as flip and his multipule profiles.
Flip made more in 5 weeks than what you make in a year.
Flip “Heisenberg” Coscoe should be bringing us the next shipment Saturday.
Made what? More disqus profiles.
Well damn, I can’t top that. Kudos to you kind sir.
It is our solemn duty to pretend to hack every account he sets up. He deserves that kind of support after working so hard all these years to be so many different crazy people, and still insist that he be taken seriously.
Hey Boz you still riding a bicycle around Horry County? They are even giving illegals a drivers license in California.
At least he gets out of the house. You just park here at FitsNews 24/7.
You must be one fat assed blob!
we ain’t talking about the same person, if that moron tried to cook meth, there would be a mushroom cloud over his trailer park.
Crapped my pants stump !!!
Male prostitutes make more than women in the republican party. Nothing new move on.
You gonna get used to wearin them chains after a while, Sic.Don’t you never stop listenin’ to them clinking. Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good.
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At least he isn’t like a certain poster on this site that creates multiple Disqus accounts to talk to himself.
Do you mean Folks?
Are they a couple? Seems like it.
Mizzou blowing shit all over FITS, Politico has had to change its attack on Dr. Carson..and this stupid son of bitch wants to talk about the top Liberal-Tarian-Moderate in the Senate…
Hands up, don’t POOP…as FITS stands there with shit all over his face…and we have not even begun to talk about Hillary…(Wonder why FITS is avoiding her as if he were asked his views on Global Warming???…LMAO….
LMAO…this is a GREAT campaign season…ALREADY..
Down to just one profile flip?
Carson is done for. That stupid painting of him and black jesus alone will sink him.
Did you know Uncle Ben rice is actually Ben Carson? The rice company paid him $1 trillion to use his likeness. True story. Also, President Reagan made him Earth’s galactic ambassador.
Not kidding? When did he find time between starring in Ben Hurr and inventing Bengay?
He was the 5th Beatle.
He originally wrote ‘Yesterday’, but John and Paul took out all the stabby lyrics.
not so fast, he keeps that painting next to his bible autographed by the BIG MAN himself.
Not everybody is a Bigot against Christians, like you…
Looks like the one with shit all over himself is you, clean yourself up old man and get a new diaper.
Why all the talk about poop? Time for the Depends to be changed?
Does flip have a full diaper?
That was the Democrat weapon of choice at Mizzou…..Dumbass….
LMAO!!! They had to shit themselves to get attention.
EXACTLY…LMAO…
Grandma (hands together over her head as she looks over her shoulder) — “They’re adult diapers in a thong. I told you I was bringing sexy back.”
Grandpa (leaning on cane with head down) — ” Sweet angel of death please take me now!”
If the DNC feeds it to you…it can’t be shit…Right???….LMAO…
It’s funny how you’d call Carson an ‘feral punk thug’ if he was a youth today, who behaved as he claims he did growing up. You poor confused little rube.
Carson- by his own confession – is man who was saved by the grace of God. And I’d call no person who has repented, and turned their life around “guilty”…
The same reason I respect him and admire Carson, is why you HATE him. He worships the REAL God, not your false and failed deities.
lets remember ted taggart, jim baker, jimmy swagart all said the same thing, i’m not saying dr. ben is snorting meth with a gay prostitute in his closet, but it could be possible by your logic.
Yeah…no one tells the truth about being Christian, except Obama, and Rev. Jeremiah Wright…right???…LMAO…
Where does the Democrat Party get people this stupid???…WHERE???
Yes. We saw the painting w/ his homie Black JC.
He’s made up this whole backstory to appeal to racists.
You fools bought it hook line and sinker.
In any case, he has zero chance of becoming president.
what really gets to me is, we have black Jesus and white Jesus but just for once can somebody come up with a jewish Jesus?
Real Jewish Jesus got killed, for being a political threat to the Roman dictators and the corrupt elements among the Jewish hierarchy. Now people like GT and flip/pogo keep killing him over and over and over by claiming to be his followers, but having hearts filled with hatred.
Yeah, he made it up. He’s not even Black. He lied about that, too…
Where do the Demcrats get you Dumbasses…WHERE????…LMAO…
Been trying to post the link to the story about ‘hoax’ and Disqus won’t allow it.
Because it doesn’t exist, flip.
Sure it does.Incident never happened at Missouri. No witnesses or pics.
Where’s a link? Oh yeah, everybody but you can post links. You are so sad.
Works fine, liar.
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a39579/ben-carson-debunked-west-point/
No problems hete, liar.
http://www.forwardprogressives.com/10-dr-ben-carsons-embarrassing-quotes-ridiculous-lies/
Disqus will let you post links, liar. Like this link to more of Carson’s lies….
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ben-carson-created-mess-web-lies-article-1.2427808
Look, mister, there’s… two kinds of dumb, uh… guy that gets naked and runs out in the snow and barks at the moon, and, uh, guy who does the same thing in my living room. First one don’t matter, the second one you’re kinda forced to deal with.
Then there’s the insane level of dumb you possess.
Figure out how to post your nonexistant link yet?
As long as they can bury their heads, they think America will be ignorant, like their voters…but the election results – and ALL the Republican victories throughout the nation – should be a lesson to them…
How have all those Republican ‘victories’ worked out for you?
Planned Patenthood funded, Confed Flag removed and ridiculed, Treaty with Iran, Marriage Equality, ACA is now the law of the land, racists getting fired after African-American youths successfully rally, racist SRO getting fired by the Sherrif for abusing a girl, etc.
Keep electing those Republicans. They are doing a great job of helping the Democrats, who really run the country.
And you idiots can’t figure out how to post a link? Not worried about you ‘Republicans’. LOL!
So you are finally admitting all of the Bullshit Obama has forced on us…
Wonder why Hillary is fleeing from his record like it’s a another subpoena for her…LMAO..
He’s given us Congress, and the Senate…just need one more. And EVERY GOP likey nominee said he/she will repeal Obama on day 1. And all you do to stop it, is elect Hillary…LMAO….
God has withdrawn His favor from this nation. His hand is now against us, and like unto days of old, He has given us over to the reprobate, the ungodly, to Evil.You are an example.
I’m glad you don’t vote.
God thank you for making sure 11 million illegals will NEVER vote in this country before we deport them.
They never have voted and never could vote.
You sure are stupid…..my bad.
Well if that is the case dumb ass the Democrat Party will cease to exist.Why in the fuck do you think the Obama and the Dems care about Amnesty? They need the votes to replace the black votes.
Thanks to your support of Trump, Hispanics will be voting overwhelmingly Democrat.
They’re nervous in Texas even. Do you know how many more Hispanic-American voters have registered to vote since 2012? LOL!!! You are so clueless, it’s funny!
Republicans are winning in Minnesota! It is over.
There aren’t two nominees selected yet. How could that even be?
Back to the drawing board, dunce.
Now you, Sybil, are channeling that lunatic from the Westboro Baptist Church. And on Veterans Day, too.
For shame, for shame, for shame!
How about that ruling by the federal court on Obama’s illegal immigration?
That ruling ended the Democrat Party,Rocky.
How so? Illegals can’t vote.
But you’ll DENY all of it when trying to get elected…won’t you???…LAMO…The party of LIARS…
fluffer
He’s going through menopause.
What campaign?
He’s just making a little extra money on the side. Waiting until you guys reelect him to the Senate.
Graham is a warmonger?
Well OK,but all the other Republicans on the stage,save Paul, basically agree with him.So he’s a warmonger in a warmongering party?
What’s the deal?
Republicans SOLIDLY rejected Graham, for being a Liberal-Tarian Moderate…
At which position is Bernie in YOUR party????…LMAO…
Except for all you republicans who reelect him over and over in SC.
You guys are a special kind of stupid.
and that has been his biggest problem all along, when you are elected by special kind of stupid voters, the rest of the nation is just not going to pay attention to you.
You are another example of why liberals should not be allowed to breed, be afforded any public venue or media coverage, or be allowed to vote without a thorough psychological examination by a conservative professional.
You’re really going to be depressed when liberals elect ANOTHER Democrat President, aren’t you? Who will you support when Carson drops out?
LMAO!!! EVERY Republican candidate is leading Hillary in Minnesota.Shit. That is ONLY state Mondale won in 1984.
only Hillary is not running against any of them yet.
She is finished.Either indicted or can’t get above 45%.You are correct though. She is running against America.
Your lack of any working knowledge of the real world would be frightening, if I didn’t know you are from SC. You support an admitted liar who thinks the world was literally created in six days, who thinks Joseph built the Pyramids, and has been quoted as saying “Americans are stupid…”. He must have been talking about the people who come out to his rallies.
You support a ‘closet’ Muslim in the wH that declared war on America in 2008 and your pathetic party is left with a criminal that will soon be indicted and a socialist that honeymooned in the USSR.
Yet we keep winning and you keep losing. Maybe America is sick of dumb old racists like you? They are…
Muslim Obama has lost the house (69 seats),the senate (11 seats), 14 governorships and Republicans control both chambers in 69 state legislatures-gaining almost 1000 seats since 2008.
Appears they are sic of perverts and communists like YOU.
And look how they all helped him get so much accomplished.
Your republicans have been great allies in implimenting the progressive agend.
At least, they know the stay in line if they want to keep serving.
Illegal E/o’s by Obama that will be reversed in 2017.Court already ended illegal Amnesty,Obamacare is collapsing and Iran deal will be gutted.
All you are left with is perverted marriage for 1% of the country.
You sent up Liberal-Tarian, FITS confidant Mace against him. What’d you expect. Other than Obama (who has done the MOST Damage possible) NONE of FITS candidates have been winners….
I’m not sure you didn’t send the Liberal-Tarains against Graham, just to break up the opposition vote, so he won…
Lyndsey will always be my personal idol. I was I was as manly as him.
“Just When You Thought Lindsey Graham’s Campaign Couldn’t Be Any More Pathetic …”
Never thought that for a minute. He’s always got more pathetic cards up his sleeve.
He ain’t that marxist Gloria Tinabu that you supported and campaigned for.
if he would only come out and tell the world about his scholarship to the airforce academy, taking a machete to his best friend and tried to beat his mother with a sledge hammer, things would be different, he is just too humble i guess.
I bet Lyndsey doesn’t have a single selfie with Jesus either.
could this country be so insane as to give the keys to our nukes to somebody who has a selfie with Jesus, that nut could glass the planet because Jesus told him to.
They gave em to a American hating, radical Islamic and ISIS appeaser? Why not?
you seem to be the most fucked with person in on the planet that lives my the motto don’t fuck with me
Don’t forget the motto.
oh i see the motto
Fits paying you overtime tonight?You are one DUMB motherfucker.
i play with you for shits and giggles
Not smart.
you are an idiot, go talk being smart to your fellow teabaggers
I talk with the feds and believe it or not some of em are teabaggers….:)
so?
Have a good night.
u2
Or be like Hillary and say he was broke when he left the White House.
But when you compare ALL that to being Hillary…Guess who wins…LMAO…..
Remember: ‘W’ only got 11% of the Black vote vs Kerry….How much you think Dr. Carson or Trump would get??? (Black voters LOVE Trump)….Hillary not so much …(:
You have to hope the GOP nominates someone more obnoxious and repulsive than Hillary…and that’s impossible…LMAO…
right on you got that right, you are the bright shining light of the republican party, hell they ought to make you head of the rnc or better yet draft you for the presidential nominee at the convention, they can give you a cape and you can be Super Teabagger and you can make merica great again.
I’m not running you ignorant FUCK….but you can keep fighting me, like I am…it’ll do you about as much good…
Because it looks like the more you attack (or lie about) Dr. Carson, Trump or Cruz, the more you sink…and the more they rise.
3797 up votes, 724 comments. Carson still beats ya, I can see walls for thousands of miles.
On his very first post he had 3655 upvotes. Must be a crackerjack hacker.
You’re a disgraceful veteran.You shame this country and ALL veterans in my opinion.
What a shame we have people that serve and hate this country.
You’re a disgraceful veteran.You shame this country and ALL veterans in my opinion.
When The State would allow Disqus type commenting, I once got 1,000 Upvotes for a comment on a welfare queen who tried to kill her children.
It probably kills you people that I get such a response, and you are so obscure. But when you are dull, unintelligent and dishonest, you won’t get very far, unless you can get elected in the Democrat Party.
yeah i had one go viral too, people repost the comment on other blogs and the number of upvotes can get quite large, i had a couple in the 4 and 5 hundreds, 1000 is real doable.
You write like a retard,lie,are uninformed and spew America’s enemies message like any good liberal.
I believe you.
right on Big Man, you tell it like it is, can i get a witness.
Can you link it? I’d like to see what motivated the interest, and perhaps I can learn how to be more attractive – as a poster- from it?
not doable, those comments were on the state
Are you claiming you were banned from The State for presenting content that they did not approve of?
And: Are you now disqualified as you have disqualified Dr. Carson for a far-less offense than yours?
My posts are disappearing. Am I on a college campus? :)
It’s over 5 up votes per comment, I’ve never more than 1 and always your little gay pal.
I post on sites with FAR more intelligent participants that this Leftwing-extremist din of Dumbasses…I post where they actually appreciate provocative, insightful and intelligent content…
You are SO Democrat. You think because you are only exposed to the same ignorance and ass-backward thinking that governs you…that the whole country is as stupid as you.
But why do you think the nation is so HEAVILY right-leaning on the state level, and The House and The Senate are becoming more and more Conservative…????
You have the media whispering sweet Bullshit in your ear, and it – and the cheaters- got Obama elected twice…but that’s just because they know chumming garbage is how to control imbeciles.
For the record: I don’t EVER cheat on my Upvotes…but I am glad it is a trigger for clueless morons like you to shit in your pants over…LMAO…
i’m not fighting you big man, you are too much of a bad ass, hell you are my new hero, i have faith you will SAVE MERICA!
We learned today that the guy who was starving himself at Missouri protesting white authority has a daddy that makes 8 million a year AND the BIG reason for the protest was the university cutting off insurance for graduate students because of Obamacare.
Obama is to blame.
hell yeah, another republican super hero, we need you to put merica right, you go Mini Teabagger, you go with tar and save merica, our thoughts and prayers are with you.
I heard that too. What a fraudulent gaggle of charlatans. The Democrat Party is getting more and more absurd. It is hard to believe that Americans are so stupid that Hillary has a real chance.
“Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by FITSNews.”
Many of my posts are disappearing and I keep getting the above.
that is what you call a hint, get a clue.
If Will wants to BAN me he is free to do so.I understand posting Biblical and conservative truths has become a problem on Fits.
glory hallelujah, Jesus is gonna be shaking your hand first when he comes back, hell you are so damn righteous you probably will be the first to be raptured.
Jesus must believe I am doing something right if FitsNews has to apparently censor my Godly and truthful comments about saving a nation founded on Judeo Christian values and traditions. :)
oh hell yeah, right on, you know Jesus had to cut one disciple from the team, my sources say he is gonna give you the nod, you need to start growing your hair and get you some sandals, you are about change the world.
Liberals really do hate God. It’s a generalization, of course. Not all liberals hate God. But overwhelmingly they reject His authority, His reality, His Truth.Sounds like your problem.
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He’s a Liberal-Tarian, just like FITS.
Perhaps (and only just perhaps) after the election there will be a pin-up calendar of the losers. Graham could be voted Mr. February….
how about one of the summer months so he can wear a thong.
Since it’s Veterans Day I’m cutting him some slack here because he did put in the time.
Damn
I thought you were going to say he hired T-Rav as a consultant…
This has to be Graham payoff to friends who are running his campaign pocketing cash.
what payoff? if anybody was a campaign worker, they were working pro boner.
I guarantee you, the top of the Graham election food chain is making a very good salary, and probably only working a few hours a week. The poor little bottom feeders, yea, they probably aren’t making barely anything. The way they usually make the payoff is through “expenses” in their campaign funds.
another slow ball whizzed by you
Clemson football polling at #1.
Lindsey Graham polling at 0%.
Verily, it don’t git no better’n this!
Not funny.You’re an idiot.
quit pouting mini teabagger, you are 6 5 and 235, you are a teabagging hero
You just won’t let it go, Will U? You’re fucked.
Why is Graham doing this? Is he jockeying for a Secretary of Defense nomination?
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Graham’s wingman, Senator McCain, involvement in Soviet plane’s catastrophe:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChT4VDm_n8M
Still not quite as forgotten as Jim DeMint.
Hillary wanted to join the Marines but they wouldn’t take her.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/11/13/wasserman-schultz-attacks-msnbc-host-for-asking-about-clintons-marine-corps-story-video/?google_editors_picks=true
Sen. Graham came to my work on 7 Nov. 30 minutes before Graham arrived I told a staffer (not Graham himself) exactly what I thought of Graham’s support for amnesty & voting to confirm Obama’s Justices. His staffer demanded I be fired. I was fired on 12 Nov. Now I have LOTS more free time to spread the word about what a horrible LIBERAL warmonger Lindsey Grahamnesty truly is.