A Very T-Rav Halloween …

A pervert like you would know all about being gay.

Colonel, his mother must have been Jewish:

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The world record for wearing the most clothing was set by a Jewish mother, Mrs. Dora Weiskoff. In January of 2000, during a snow storm in New York City, Mrs. Weiskoff, an over-protective mother, set a new world record for the most clothes ever worn, by dressing her seven-year-old son, Barry, warmly “so he shouldn’t catch a cold playing in the snow.”

She dressed the boy in two tee-shirts and a pair of boxer
shorts, over which she put two sets of long underwear. She covered his feet and legs with three pairs of heavy, woolen knee-length stockings and two pairs of corduroy pants. She protected his body with a woolen lumberjack shirt, a sweat shirt, and three woolen sweaters. Over his feet she placed fleece-lined boots covered by a pair
of her own galoshes. She then wrapped a 12-foot scarf around his neck and across his chest, holding it in place with a windbreaker and two woolen jackets. A ski mask, ear muffs, and a fur-lined leather hat were tied down by a heavy woolen muffler. Over a pair of heavy-duty,
fur–lined gloves, she placed a set of mittens. The entire outfit was held firmly in place by a belted overcoat.

By the time she got him dressed for the winter snow, it was the first day of Spring, so Mrs. Weiskoff had to undress her son. As the very last piece of clothing was
removed, it was Winter again.

Five years later, at the age of 11, Barry Weiskoff was astounded that he could actually go outside the house!