|| By FITSNEWS || American millennials aren’t the brightest bulbs … not by a long-shot.
However a new study suggests they are satisfied with their sex life … even if previous research indicated they weren’t having as much sex as their parents’ generation (note: we did not say having as much sex as their parents).
According to a new infographic for Skyn Condoms (slogan: “Be Ready To Feel Everything”), seven-out-of-ten millennials have sex at least once a week while four-out-of-ten have sex multiple times each week. This coitus is fulfilling, too, as 97 percent of millennial men and 89 percent of women achieve orgasm during sex.
The plugged-in generation also gets its kicks digitally, with more than half of millennials professing an affinity for sexting. Moreover nearly half of them admit having texted naked pictures, while 25 percent say they’ve used the Snapchat app to send such racy images.
Hmmm …
Who represents millennials’ ideal sexual partner? Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine and actress Megan Fox top the list, with Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Gosling, Scarlett Johansson and Emma Watson earning honorable mention.
28 comments
Don’t ya’ll openly admit you’ll fuck anything. Male-female-Trans?..you’ll do it with dogs, if the media tells you it’s a cause.
You have no standards, so it’s pretty easy to get a piece…but who the hell would want it, other than bland, mind-flat creeps, like you.
You’re pretty disgusting.
Supressed is not a good thing.
Yet when you told Jerry Sandusky he was being discriminated against and suppressed because he is homosexual, he raped children.
After he did, you ran from what you are.
Funny, you’re the one who keeps bringing up gay sex, and children. Are you sure you’re not registered? You know – with the cops and stuff?
Is that Taylor in the picture? I am pissed. All that work I did and she turned me into SLED?
Hey Tango, Halloween is coming up, you gettin’ ready?
Weak. So very, very weak. Now run along.
Go fuck yourself.
Effective retort!
Just send ICE over to Rocky’s NON citizen compound.That ought to shut him the fuck up. :)
We got our papers out big boy, send ’em on over. They’ll enjoy the waste of time you cost them. Just another 4 or 5 they could’a deported until you wasted their efforts. Smart play.
I do declare Mister Tango – thoust do protest too much.
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You are bashing a fellow Republican, Jerry Sandusky. You lie, constantly, that he is a Democrat, but you know it’s bullshit.
That claim was bullshit, thrown out there by Salon.com as a prevent to defend you from who, and what, you are…Only Dumbasses believe it. And you make my point.
You will march in the street with flowering pride. But when you get caught w/ your pants down, soliciting kids, you all point the finger at everybody else.
You sure do dwell on sexual things that you supposedly don’t agree with. I think that stuff secretly turns you on, why else bring it up all the time?
This doesn’t factor in how many nuts you break each time?
Nice one. Gotta go, involved with bustin’ Flip and Tango over frequency or lack thereof.
NEWS FLASH…
Young people are having sex and its being reported as something new.
In other news, cars go, dogs bark, weather changes, and and it all may happen again.
Idiocracy here we cum!
The problem is that they’re considering sex as jerking off to Internet porn. Most of the millennial I’ve been around don’t have the attention span to do anything if it doesn’t involve their phone.
Well if the moutains are high enough you can prop up the phone while you explore the valley.
The vegetation blocks the view
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no need to read any further. This comment nails it (pun intended!)
So what you’re saying is “The plugged-in generation… gets plugged?”
Talk about a bunch of “dumb fucks”!