COLD … BUSTED …
|| By FITSNEWS || For nearly a quarter century, so-called social conservative Jimmy Epting served as president of North Greenville University (NGU) – a Southern Baptist school in Tigerville, S.C. that reportedly forces students who are accused of sexual “immorality” to take a lie detector test or face expulsion.
In January of this year, Epting announced he was taking a sabbatical for the spring 2015 semester and retiring from the school on June 1.
“We are deeply grateful to Dr. Epting for his 23 years of service and thankful for the miracles God has performed at the university under his leadership,” NGU board of trustees chair Beverly Hawkins said at the time.
Epting also hinted at the time that “health concerns” may have motivated his decision to step down.
What really prompted this announcement? According to our sources, Epting was busted having an extramarital affair … by his own son.
In fact a video uploaded to YouTube this week appears to confirm those accounts.
“I know exactly what you’re doing,” Epting’s son tells his father in the clip. “It’s over Dad, this is done. I have you on video. It’s done.”
Take a look …
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(Vid: Via)
Whoa …
Not only that, the woman in the clip is reportedly an administrator at the school who worked under Epting (no pun intended) at the time of the affair. Oh, and she’s also married.
Sources familiar with the clip tell us it was shown to the NGU board last October. After seeing the video, the board allowed Epting to remain in his office – but we’re told threats about the clip being made public ultimately prompted his resignation.
Not surprisingly, the school had a much different take on things.
“After praying with his wife, Gretchen Epting, about how long was too long to serve as president, (Epting) announced his retirement before the start of the spring semester,” an April 2015 article in the school’s magazine entitled “Farewell Jimmy Epting: the art of leadership” noted.
“It seemed like the timing was right,” Epting told the magazine. “I wanted to leave while the school was doing well, and it is. We had another record enrollment this year.”
Epting also said he was “ready for God’s next challenge” in his life.
“You always want to be in His will,” Epting said. “If He has another good challenge for me, I am ready.”
Sheesh …
In a statement provided to WYFF TV 4 (NBC – Greenville/ Spartanburg, S.C.) in the aftermath of release of the video, North Greenville University fails to mention Epting or the infidelity allegations against him. The school merely regurgitates a bunch of pablum about how it takes its “responsibilities as leaders of a Christian institution seriously” and how its goal is to provide “an academic environment with a Christ-like lifestyle and provide students with opportunities for spiritual growth, academic training and Christian service.”
“We will continue to focus our efforts on celebrating the start of the academic year with our students and ask that we be allowed to focus on the traditions of our campus and our bright future as a community,” the statement added.
Yeah. Good luck with all that …
According to NGU’s official policies (as outlined in its rulebook, “The Enlightener”), extramarital sex “violates Christian principles and practices.”
Here’s the relevant section …
Any individual, or group, who is obscene, lewd, indecent, or participates in any sexual activity outside the bonds of marriage, defined as the legal union of one man and one woman, violates Christian principles and practices. Sexual misconduct by North Greenville University students is harmful to the image and reputation of the individual and the University and therefore will not be tolerated. Students should be careful at all times not to place themselves in situations or activities that may lead to action that could be interpreted as sexual misconduct. Immoral conduct or action such as, but not limited to, adultery, fornication, pre-marital sex, fondling, inappropriate touching, homosexual activity or an open declaration identifying oneself as lesbian, gay, bi-sexual or transgendered are deemed to be in violation of the policy concerning sexual misconduct. Sexual misconduct is considered a major university policy violation and as such any violation of the sexual misconduct policy warrants the individual’s immediate loss of privilege to attend NGU. Whenever university officials/representatives have reason to believe individual students are engaging in any actions or conduct, whether on or off campus, which constitute sexual misconduct, and when a question of responsibility is involved, those guidelines listed under Disciplinary Procedures shall be exercised. (Emphasis original).
In addition to his religious advocacy, Epting has been a staunch supporter of socially conservative politicians – including former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, who finished second in the 2008 “First in the South” presidential primary.
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After praying with his wife? I’m all for prayer, but this sounds like they use prayer to telepathically communicate. Oh well!!!
How sad. Your sins Will certainly find you out. I disagree however with posting this video.FitsNews loves when followers of Christ fall from Grace.What public service does this video provide-except hurting ALL the parties involved?
Just an opinion.Maybe Fits can find an informant to infiltrate a mosque and fill us in on all the dirty truths of sex,drugs and terrorism. Fair and balanced.
The public service is in revealing the hypocrisy of NGU & its board.
Do they receive federal monies? Most Christian colleges don’t? Why is this a story?My thinking is Will ought to go down into Columbia and knock on doors in the projects-ask em if there is a father in the house,how many kids and what kind of public assistance are they on.
That would truly be a public service.
Quit trying to change the subject.
Bottom line: Would you send your child to a school where the students of that school are held to a higher moral standard than the president?
Don’t tell me what to post. If the President would have been gay you would have loved it. That pretty lady he was allegedly having the affair in the video just reminded you how damn ugly YOU are? That’s what is pissing you off.
A full blown hissy fit.. My job here is done.
I enjoyed it Smirks. Have a great weekend.
“…..pretty lady he was allegedly having the affair….”
that is one funny line – double locked doors – standing in bathroom hands folded – Ashley Madison couldn’t have scripted it better
oh, my bad – she was moonlighting as a Merry Maid and was only there to clean the Love Shack not make use of it – kid with camera failed to take a shot of her vacuum cleaner
wonder if NGU owns the Love Shack and if it is available for hourly rental by students and other staff
“Hey Buddy, What ya’ doin?” – that’s a classic. Classic I tell you.
What good did it do? It exposed but one more hypocrite, POS, “do as I say not as I do”, religious loon for what he really is. Those out there who have been humiliated, embarassed, and shamed by him and his fellow hypocrites can now realize what a bill of goods they have been sold by these ass clowns who made them feel guilty for acting on things that the Creator made a part of human nature for a reason. That’s what good it did!
The entire concept of Christianity is that nobody is perfect. I don’t think a leader committing a sin is really going to disprove that.
From what I understand, NGU has some pretty rigid policies on kicking students out for drinking or sex, which seems contrary to the forgiveness extended to everyone in the Bible.
I’m more concerned about the hypocrisy of kicking out a student for drinking but allowing a president to stay on after he’s discovered to have committed adultery than I am about him making a human error.
…which is my point, exactly! How many people did this jerk humiliate and embarass for having sex, yet he was doing the same or worse? I love it when they get caught in their own trap.
I’m torn on this. I get why NGU has the rules it has. I’d rather my daughter go to a school that lessens the chance she get blackout drunk and have sex with some random frat kid than the alternative.
On the other hand, I’m not sure Jesus would be happy with his followers going around prying into peoples lives trying to catch them committing sin so they can be booted from your campus.
Maybe this will push NGU to take a move forgiving stance for its students since it seems to do so for those in power.
Jackie if I had to logically think this one through I quickly come to two conclusions.
1. The Board was forgiving because he had the scoop on their own affairs.
2. The Board was concerned about a drop in admissions and valued dollars over their beliefs. It is easy to think about “the greater good vs principles” when it comes to money.
Either choice is an outrage and damages the College more than their short sightedness can see.
THey’re freakin’ idiots. If you’re gonna have an affair, you have it at her place or the the nearest Hampton Inn. She is free to be a lot louder there. Christ, doesn’t this idiot know anything?
Even in the motels, a real screamer can make you paranoid. Had one and she was the all-around best ever. Every time we wound up in a motel on vacation or whatever, I worried that any minute, the local cops were going to be kicking the door down. Fortunately, that never happened.
I had one of those too. But I never worried about the people in the next room. She used to say some pretty wicked stuff too. And not just hotels, anywhere. The sex was great, but nuttier than a fuitcake out of the sack. Sometimes the price can be just too high. “Hey Buddy. What ya’ doin’?” I’m still laughing every time I say it.
Nice point about the timing of the resignation.
He, he, he!!! You said rigid.
Damn.A Christian apparently has an affair and Planned Parenthood performs nazi-like experiments and genocide on the most vulnerable in our society.Your faux outrage appears to be misplaced, my friend.
You libertarians/RINO”S sure spend a lot of time and effort in other people’s business for someone that professes individual liberties and freedoms.
Deflection! Right on schedule.
femi-nazi ALERT! Did it make your day, nag? Thank God someone else’s misery gave you some piece of mind today.
So incredibly predictable. I could set my watch by your responses.
Always truthful.You thin skinned Christ hating socialists can dish it out-ya just can’t take the TRUTH!
oh, the irony…
I love Jesus and God and the Holy Spirit. I don’t appreciate Holier than Thou’s who push morality and then do the opposite. “Hey Buddy? What ya’ doin?”
I don’t believe that Rocky however I still believe you to be a nice guy.
No I do. I go to Mass every Sunday evening with my family. This week we’re attending a big farewell party for one of our Priests who’s transferring to another Parish. I just can’t stand the hypocrit Baptist crap. And I’ve seen it since I was 18 and left the northeast for college in SW Virginia. And I know it’s the same in Upstate. The difference between Upstate and Low Country – upstate they’re twice as Chrstian, and five times unfaithful. in the Low Country we’re open about our flaws.
Like I said, I believe you to be a nice man.
Don’t ask my first wife, she’ll say different:)
I understand. :)
Well see Flip – the difference is Planned Parenthood advertises what they do, and then do it. This guy and gal advertise fidelity and not screwing outside of marriage, and then do the opposite. I’m sure you can see the difference. “Hey Buddy? What ya’ doin?”
Unfortunately, they don’t. Just wait and see how many defend the defenseless. So many white Christians complain about Blacks defending their own in the face of horrible things their own does. Ironic?
Oh, even better, they’ll defend him and tag her with the red A. She’ll be pushed out now that it’s public.
Then there was the prostitute/nymphomaniac who got
herself arrested so she could be tried by the jury. Her lawyer was doing his best with the jury, as
he was telling the twelve men who sat in judgment about her amorous personality, and explained in detail how often and in which ways she performed her sexual exploits, “Shall we find this lovely, long-legged, busty blonde guilty and keep her from returning to her expensive condo, telephone number 555-3267?”
The jury came in with a verdict. She was to have an ‘A’ tattooed on her in a discreet spot.
The judge was curious, “Why an
‘A’?
The jury foreman said, “Because
that’s the highest grade we give!”
Thank you for making that point, Taz!!!! It crossed my mind earlier and I got distracted elsewhere, but you are absolutely correct!
“Hey Buddy? What ya’ doin?”
“Uhhhhh… makin’daddy porn to beat off to? Regular porn is kind of expensive and stuff. Us college students aren’t exactly known to have an abundance of disposable cash laying around, you know.”
Damn, looks like good ole dad was laying some pipe in a ditch that didn’t belong to him
First line of prayer that the Cockroach uttered to his wife –
Please, please, please put down that Bic lighter and get me some water, this gasoline is burning my balls
My question is: who the fuck would go to a school where you couldn’t have sex?
Apparently it’s not strictly enforced on the faculty.
Or drink alcohol. Or go to pizza places that sell alcohol.
Have to give some props to the son for being willing to confront his father on this.
This is the woman in the affair: http://www.ngu.edu/meet-keli-sewell.php
She still works as the VP of admissions apparently.
She’s got a rock on her finger too. Damn…
That’s the problem with these holier than thou folks. Do as I say, not as I do.
To be fair, Christians should be the first to admit they don’t have it together and they need grace as much as the next person. It does seem that the most judgmental seem to have the most to hide though.
Based on the fucker’s grin, the fuckee should be promoted to President of Admissions / obviously she knows a thing or two about packing it in
“Have to give some props to the son for being willing to confront his father on this.”
Yeah, on one hand I agree…but then releasing the video to the public?
I don’t know about that one. Sure, his dad is a hypocrite and all…but something about publicizing his father’s failure/cheating seems inappropriate.
I’ll have to think about that a bit.
All that aside, that chick appears to have a nice rack.
Yeah I’m not sure what the deal with that is. I suspect there’s a lot more to this story than we all know. I think the son actually worked at the school as well until all this.
“Dad you suck. Jim B got a BMW all I have is this used Hyundia Elantra.”
Yes.Sounds more like vengeance than nobility.
One wonders what the relationship between son and father has been like.
Right.If I did that to my father(God rest his soul),there wouldn’t be a video,if you know what I’m saying
I know his son busted him, but do we know if it was his son who leaked the video?
His son did initially post the video on a public site…then pulled it down. So while who is responsible is relevant(and not known) for this latest re-release…his son is still ultimately responsible for it being public.(and that’s no defense for his father)
I don’t know.For example, libel. If one posts or forwards defaming allegations or comments, they are also responsible, if I understand the law correctly.
Roger on the rack! That poor kid probably had to listen to that asswipe drone on and on about how he needs to be as good as him. I know first hand the terrible feeling you get when you find out your parents didn’t practice what they preach.
Wow! Same here, man! Used to hear dad berate the “skirt chasers” and “whore hoppers” in our circle of friends and acquaintances. I suspected he was up to some shit but let it be until he started berating what would become my 1st XOB. Caught him with this bitch he worked with one morning at some property he and mom had just bought, partly with her share of her parents’ estate. I didn’t out him, just drove off and left him to wonder while I kind of disappeared for about a day. He started staying at that property instead of home. Didn’t have the heart to tell mom, but she figured it out less than a week later. She went up to the place and got to snooping around on her own. Found a half box of rubbers and notrd they hadn’t been used on her. The rest is history, as they say.
Yeah, with my folks, I’m sure they had at some point cheated on each other but what really tore into me was them going against everything that they ever taught us kids. They really took me for a ride financially and they turned out to be kind of scam artists. The old man was a horrible racist/segregationist and my mom was, I thought like she taught me looking at the person instead of skin. She knew I dated many races of women but had never really brought a Black woman by or told her of one. Well she met a black girl I worked with and she went on and on about what a beautiful great person she was and how happy she was that she worked with me. When she became my wife and they weren’t first in my checkbook things went bad quickly. My mother never spoke to me until 2 minutes before she died, 10 years later. She always blamed it on the old man but that was bull, she was always such a strong, educated, independent woman. Going on 15 years with old man like I give a crap. I think you might see why sometimes I get a little POed when some ignorant Lib goes into the tired thing about “RACIST WHITE GUY”.
Oh man! You did get a run through thr wringer. Sorry that happened to you. Kudos for standing your ground!
A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, “Just this once.” When they arrive, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, “Well, all right, as long as you don’t get into the habit.”
———————–
Three nuns were walking along the street, and one was
describing with her hands the tremendous grapefruit she had seen in Florida. The second nun, also using her hands, described the huge banana she had seen in Jamaica. The third nun, who was somewhat deaf, asked, “Father who?”
HaHa! Some pretty good ones on here Shifty. Laughter is the best medicine.
You gave me a bunch of likes so I gave you a few more — here’s a couple I haven’t posted in a while—-
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Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other ones replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Has he found any employment?”
“Well ,yes, in a way. He became a monk and he is
meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”
———————–
A certain monastery was home to monks who had vowed, not the usual vow of silence, but one of plainchant. They communicated only in
Gregorian tones. Each morning, they assembled in the chapel and the Abbot would chant “Good morning assembled brethren.” The monks dutifully replied “Good morning, Father Abbot.” One morning, an irreverent reverend (a mocking monk) instead chanted “Good evening, Father Abbot”. The Abbot fixed them all with a steely-eyed gaze … and sang “Someone chanted evening!”
Some infidelity sites urge the betrayed to out the cheater to his/her workplace, to his/her family, and to his/her friends. It is not the betrayed’s secret to hide or shame to bear. It is about acknowledging consequences of their actions, controlling the narrative before the scheming cheater who has already revealed his/her ability to deceive goes underground and covers his/her tracks, rewrites history and further victimizes the betrayed while covertly making off with marital assets. It also allows all victims of the betrayal (this OW’s husband) to become informed so they can move forward in truth.
In the instance of a true sociopathic cheater, this can be dangerous.
This “outing” seems more in line with a son’s disgust at his father’s
extreme hypocrisy and the devastation of his mother.
Cheaters selfishly blow up other peoples lives and though they may voice remorse, their actions seldom own up to all their collateral damage.
” It is not the betrayed’s secret to hide or shame to bear.”
I never said his son should hide it, or be ashamed for his father’s betrayal.
But there is clearly a difference between confronting your father and/or telling your mother and his OW’s husband(and other family members), and publishing a video on the internet for all the world to see.
I understand. I was merely spouting the dogma of some infidelity sites. While we never heard a peep from Sanford’s sons, this son felt the need to record and reveal the hypocrisy of this public figure to the public. So many of these cheating Jesus Cheaters will do and say horrific things to protect their image at the cost of the betrayed.
The son got sloppy seconds.
I’d hit it
Some great quotes from her page: (and I guess she’s still employed)
1. I have the opportunity to expose students to the hospitality and love that I enjoy every day.
2. It is exciting for me to get to meet students as they look at us for the first time.
3. We offer something unique here that is hard to find anywhere else
Love the shot of her hidding in the bathroom, and the Dad – “Hey Buddy? What ya’ doin?”
10+
speaking of “exposing”, i’d hit it!
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She’s another paragon of Christian values.
Praise the lord, I would take a little of that!!!!
Another example of the entitlement mentality of the Jesus Cheaters. The Bible Belt seems particularly receptive to their abuse because of their forgiving nature. But BEWARE, these disordered freaks cloak themselves in religion for their own promotion and deceit.
Here is a very timely article on the subject:
http://www.chumplady.com/2015/08/time-again-for-jesus-cheaters/
As an Agnostic, I see the bigotry against Christians that is so popular and acceptable these days but then there are asshats like this. All men have flaws and weakness, IMO, but when you put yourself in judgment over others and pull this shit you should be shot on the town square. This goes nice with the current situation of Big Religion robbing the taxpayers blind, cockroaches.
Why is it you liberals are openly and proudly awash in sin, and bash anyone whoever calls you out for it. But just as soon as someone in a “church” related position does the things you LOVE to see happen…you bash Christ?
This man, just like Jerry Sandusky is YOURS. He is NOT a Christian. He is doing YOUR will. You celebrate immorality at every turn. Celebrate him for serving you.
Don’t attack the CHURCH. Pat yourselves on the back. You have another Convert to Satin, if he does not change. You should be proud.
He certainly could be a christian. Being a christian doesn’t mean you’re perfect.
He has fallen to the practices of the world. Unless he repents, and cleans up his life, he is theirs.
So you are sinless?
The ONLY sin that God will NOT forgive is BLASPHEMY-denying and mocking Jesus Christ.
FitsNews is full of these people. You are one of em. Carry on.
Find one post where I have mocked Christ.
I do however, mock hypocritical Christians like this one.
Your entire BEING on Fits is a mockery of Christ.The glee you find in those that have fallen from the Grace of God is chilling. You are evil…like Rocky…however I am sure you both are nice people as society goes today…
No one falls from the grace of God, btw. We may fall short of God’s expectations, but God’s grace endures.
Someone needs to teach Flip about Christianity, glad you’re doing it.
Flip, that Bible you stole from a hotel room? If you lift up one of the covers, it opens, and there’s words in it that you can read. You might want to give it a try.
You don’t respect Christ. You include the openly and admitted haters of Christ, in w/ those who understand God repentance, and ask for God’s forgiveness. They are NOT the same, and the lack of understanding is not-Godly.
The media mocks the Saved, while exalting the God-hating sinner. If you do that, and if you are a Democrat or a liberal you do, then you mock God.
flip, you are EXACTLY right.
Blatant rejection of Christ and the worship of sin, without repentance, separates them from Christ.
And they proudly do it, often.
You and Flip are the exact opposite of what Jesus expected of his followers. I hope he shows mercy to you for your wrongful ways.
You do more to damage Christianity than anyone or anything else I have ever encountered in my entire life, Flip. God help you.
True, in fact it’s based on the premise that you are not.
Aye, but so many of them like this asshole in the video act as if they are, looking down their noses at agnostics, athiests, and Pagans, as if they are somehow superior to those “heathens”. This is where the disconnect comes into play with so many tiring of the bullshit and hypocrisy of the so-called “Christians”.
Well in that video, had the kid waited another 20 minutes, old Pops would have been looking down his nose as something else.
I tell ya my friend…I have seen REAL anger toward God…the kind that happens when a father/mother loses a child, a diagnosis of cancer or some or dreaded disease or even a divorce when child custody is an issue…
I can honestly say however I have NEVER encountered ANYONE as bitter and angry as you are toward Jesus Christ and His followers.
Hope you find peace.
It’s the hypocrisy, man! That and the arrogant “superiority” we see all too often. Take this jerkazoid. I wonder how many times he has enforced his religion’s “moral code” on someone at the school, taking great delight in humiliating some student who violated his unrealistic and (apparently) imposible, moral code by partaking of needs installed in us by the Creator. Most of my life, I have suffered (mostly) in silence when working for or alongside these hypocritic turds and having to endure their smug, arrogant, air of “superiority over the heathens who don’t ferl the need to partake of or play their little games.
You mentioned abortions elsewhere on this thread. I wish Smirks were still around. A few months ago, he posted a link to a story about how many anti-abortion protestors and/or their parents showed up (often in clinics they regularly picketed) to get abortions for themselves, or maybe tbeir daughter. Even though they themselves wound up in a situation where they needed the services of the clinic, they shamelessly admitted they would be back picketing the clinic in a few days, wishing to deny others tbe services they obviously saw a NEED for. If someone cannot see a problem with those kind of people, I have vrry little to say to them as it would be quite pointless.
Religious Shit(?)
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Taoism – Shit happens.
Buddhism – If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam – If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism – Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism – This shit happened before.
Catholicism – Shit happens because you’re bad.
Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama.
TV Evangelism – Send more shit.
Atheism – No shit.
Jehova’s Witness – Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism – There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science – Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this shit.
Existentialism – What is shit anyway?
Stoicism – This shit doesn’t bother me.
Circumcision – Shit, where is the rest of my dick
As usual, that was some good shit, Henry!!!!
There are some humor (as I call it) that is more than a few steps higher than the average.
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. After they have assembled at the meeting hall in the Vatican, the Pope says, “I have good news and also some bad news. The good news is that I just talked to Jesus. He has
been resurrected, so our faith in his existence has been justified.”
One of the cardinals stands up and asks “What’s the bad news?”
The Pope replies, “He was calling from Salt Lake City.”
LOL!!!!
This is the one joke Catholics never hear from me anymore — they give me the “fish-eye”
But so many of these so-called Christians, like Epting, aren’t reluctant to condemn others, criticize their failings, and point out their shortcomings.
The students were held to higher standards by a faculty who had lower standards than even some non-believers.
Convert to Satin?
I prefer silk.
Who could have led you down this tawdry road…could it be? Satin-atin-atin
Spray-painted on the wall of an abandoned farm house where Satinists are rumored to meet and practice their rituals: “NITAS”
Jesus loves you.Everybody else thinks you’re an asshole.
X 10,000!
I like women! I like sex with women, many ways, many positions, and like most men, would be happy in a threesome with two women, maybe more but I’m not sure at my age that I could do them all justice at one sitting. I am a lecherous old perv and make no bones or pretenses about it. I get nothing from pretending to be all “moral” and proper when I’m not, unlike this ass clown and his minions.
This POS is one of your church peeps. He gets his jollies putting down others who act on natural desires the Creator gave us. He wants everyone to believe that he only has sex in the confines of marriage, “as God intended”. You can’t shame me because I don’t buy into his or his minion’s bullshit game. He deserves every bit of shame he has sewn, just as his minions do.
Give that threesome a shot.I’ll be praying for you
Thank you, Brother! I’ve been praying for that for a while myself, now. I need all the help I can get to make it happen, especially before I’m too old to make it happen!
It was Sunday morning in a men’s class in a famous local church school.
“Will you please tell me,” said a member to the teacher, “how far in actual miles Dan is from Beersheba? All my life I have
heard the familiar phrase ‘from Dan to Beersheba,’ but I have never known the distance.”
Before the answer could be given, another member arose
in the back of the room, and
inquired:
“Do I understand that Dan and Beersheba are the names of places?”
“Yes,” replied the teacher.
“That is one on me. I always thought they were husband and wife, like Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Ain’t bashin’ the C-man, bashing the guy banging hottie Admissions girl on the side. And BTW – the son is an idiot. He should have waited to get some real action going. “Hey buddy? What ya’ doin?” – Classic.
A real man/father would have watched the video and understood the PAIN that young felt in his heart when he found his father in that setting-NOT mocked the entire situation.
That is the difference between you and me.
A real father / man wouldn’t be in the master bedroom bath with some chick not his wife. I sure as hell assume that we both have that in common.
A real man wouldn’t be cheating on his son’s mother.
A real man can take a joke. You know what a real man is, don’t you? Wait, GrandTango is your spouse, so probably not.
He’s just another sanctimonious loudmouth shouting beliefs he doesn’t think he should have to practice himself. He’s a loser who needs to fix his fucked up self. Sounds a lot like you actually.
Jerry Sandusky is actually yours, asshat. Remember you got that one wrong…he’s GOP. You got that one wrong like you did Robert Kraft, President Perry, President Cain, President Bachmann…and the list keeps on growing. But tell us how you got 2014 right (just like the rest of us did) and ask yourself how that is going for you. This “Christian” man is a hypocrite, just like you.
Sadly, your own words convict you for the hateful, anti-Christian you are.
You attack God, using the very people you worship, which is doubling down on your wicked folly. Please pray, I will for you.
Heard she’s not the first affair. If his wife has good sense, she’ll take him to the cleaners.
No need, he has already been sucked dry
I wonder where this video was recorded. Looks like the son had a key to the house.
We DESPERATELY need TRUE Christian leadership
One of the worst actions a parent can take to BREAK a child, is to cheat on their spouse.
We have a society so SELFISH, that is promoted by pop culture, so many kids are growing up damaged, and in terrible shape. There is NO Good to come from it without the help of God.
If you don’t understand God, and seek His guidance, we do not need you in a position of leadership.
Yet it seems so many of our “true Christian” leaders turn out to be lying hypocrites just cashing in on the credulous. Perhaps there’s a message there?
“Hey Buddy. What ya doing?” – Fantastic.
Sadly, and you’ll never get this, but your comment indicts you as lost.
No, just immature.
Wow — Pot, Kettle, Black.
??? I’m saying, I’m immature.
Maybe just as perceptive? Eschew mythology. Embrace reason.
“Hey Buddy? What ya doin?” I swear that’s the funniest quote of the day. SInce you know what’s coming, and you’re eyes are looking for the hottie, it’s just so funny. Like he’s gonna intercept the kid and he fails.
So, 23 years of “service”. Looks like the gal “came” in ’93. Been porkin’ that one for a while.
Don’t trust the religious types. If you go away, they’ll make sure you find your wife just like you left her when you come back.
PRAYER …… is the answer.
Did you watch the video. It’s a must see. “Hey Buddy, what ya’ doin’?”
Shifty we could spend all day on this one. Got some good cheatin’ jokes?
I’ll post some later today, sort of a busy day for me right now. But I need to ask the question: Is her pussy as tight as that door lock?
It is all good, some just gooder than others.
Sven and Ole were talking one afternoon when Sven tells
Ole, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only dis year I’m a gonna do it a little different. Da last few years, I took your advice about where to go.”
“T’ree years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Lena got pregnant.”
“Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant again.”
“Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn’t get pregnant again.”
Ole asked Sven, “So, what ya gonna do dis year dat’s so different?”
And Sven says, “Dis year I’m taking Lena with me!”
This story deserves Lars in the closet.
Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Lena is laying naked on the bed
Ole “Lena vhat you doing, lying
there naked on the bed”?
Lena “Ole I have nothing to wear”.
Ole “Vhat you mean you have
nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses”.
Ole opens the closet door.
Ole “See, here’s one dress, two dress, three dress “Hello Lars”,
four dress, five dress”.
Granddaddy said the worst he ever had was Wonderful!
Sam Kemp had invited Tom Bronson, a new business associate from Arizona, to spend the weekend at his country estate. At the airport to fly home, Bronson was thanking Kemp for being such a good host.
“My room was great. The food was terrific. The fishing and horseback riding were fun. And, more than anything else thanks for letting me sleep with your wife. She was terrific and the best I ever had!”
Boarding was announced.
Kemp waved goodbye and left. A
stranger walked over to Bronson and said, “Pardon me, but did I just hear you thank that man for letting you sleep with his wife? And that she was terrific and the best you ever had?”
Bronson said, “She really wasn’t, but Sam Kemp’s such a nice guy!”
And she appears to have some good motor-boating titties.
Even better than Meygn Kelly!!!
Used to be but ole daddy has loosen it up pretty good with a few cans of WD40 and a lot of poking
In fact if you look at the video carefully, you will see a 2×4 with a leather loop attached leaning over in the corner – ole daddy had to strap that on to keep from falling in
Quaker State works,too
To pervert the old Quaker State jingle from the 60’s and 70’s:
“Quaker State your whoooore,
to keep her running young.”
I’m guessin’ she’s about 45 to 48, couple of kids, so……. probably not. But the rack my good man, the rack!!!!
Drop the linen and let’s start sinnin’
Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers. Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee. “Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex relations?” he asked. “Vell, Ole, I yust
don’t know,” replied Lena. “I don’t tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas.”
Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen
table doing his school homework. He had a puzzled look on his face at he
considered the assignment that was due–writing an essay about his origin. He
turned to question his mother. “Mama, vere did Grandma come from?” he
asked. “Da stork brought her,” answered mama Lena. “And vere did yew come from?” asked Little Ole. “Da stork brought me,” his mother answered. “And vere did I come from?” Little Ole inquired.
“Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew,” mama Lena replied. With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: “Dere have been no natural births in our family for three yenerations.”
Ole and Lena met on the boat as they proceeded to a new life in America and soon fell in love. After clearing customs they went to City Hall to get a marriage license. Since neither one of them spoke much English one of the secretaries helped them fill out the required forms.
The lady asked Lena “What’s your nationality?” Lena said “I yust come over from da old country and don’t unnerstand nationality. Vat’s dat?” The lady said “Well you are tall and blond and definitely have a Scandinavian accent. Don’t you have a little Swede in you?”
Lena blushed and said ” “Yah dat damned Ole, he yust couldn’t vait.”
“PRAYER …… is the answer.”
Not unless his lawyer is also a preacher.
I was expecting him to catch them in the act, stroking it, so to speak.
me too..!!
If people who don’t pray on a regular basis can get through the day without cheating on their spouse, this guy doesn’t need prayer.
Maybe people should stop asking God to snap his fingers and magically make them decent human beings. Maybe people should realize they are fucked up and need to fix themselves.
I guess he means he’s waiting for God to send him another married woman to bang?
He should apply for the job with the governor’s office. He should fit in well with that group.
Hey buddy, what site did you use to find that hot lady? Come on, don’t leave me hanging!
I am planning to set up my own website since Ashley Madison went under. I will call it Appalachain Tail. I’ll keep you posted. If successful it will be the first time in decades I wasn’t wholly dependent on the taxpayers for support. Not going to give that up though.
AT HIking – looking for perty little hollers, nice peaks and some good balds.
another good one! (well, your initials are “RV”…)
And wet slippery tight caves.
very good!
I feel really sorry for Keli’s two boys and husband.
Two selfish assholes gratifying each other at the cost of their families. What a wonderful world it would be if consequences were limited to only the people who made the bad decisions.
I ain’t condemnin’ on that. Peole have free will. But for goodness sakes, idiots, that’s what Hampton Inns are for.
The worst you have to worry about there is getting busted by the cleaning lady, but slip her a twenty and it’s like Las Vegas.
Hell, if she’s cute, slip her forty and maybe you can get her to join you!
In otherwords, if we limited it to just them, they’d not be caught, each would have in theory had an orgasm and life would go on.
What ever is done in darkness shall be brought to the light!
Another traditional marriage advocate no doubt. Since confession is good for the soul, I must confess I rejoice when these “family values” hypocrites are exposed.for what they really are. They are all scam artists. In religion for the money.
I see Jim Baker is back in the pulpit. This time selling deeds to mansions in heaven.
Thought as first it was an outtake from a remake of The Blair Witch Project. I think the point was to establish that they were too busy “bumpin’ uglies” to keep the grounds tidy.
Hey, maybe the Hucksterby and some of the Duggars will come in to heal the family.
I believe they know how to take a player and “pray the play away.”
In that pic, the dude is doing his best imitation of Martin Short’s Ed Grimly on SNL.
“My piece on the side does have an excellent rack, I must say …”
I think Ed was into a different kind of triangle.
Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile he went on one of the other Sundays.
On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was. Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole
leaned forward and said, “Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?”
“Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice,” said Lena.
Well, Ole couldn’t believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New
Ulm. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, “Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?” “Oh, no, Ole,” said Lena. “Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?”
Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn’t say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Hey, Lena,” said Ole, “vould you like a smoke?” “Oh, no, Ole,” said Lena. “Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?”
Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. He’d struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. “Hey, Lena,” said Ole, “how vould you like to stop at that motel
with me?” “Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice,” said Lena.
Vell, Ole couldn’t believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in with Lena.
The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her blond curls on the pillow. “Vat have I done? Vat have I done?” thought Ole. He shook Lena and she woke up. “Lena, I’ve got to ask you von
ting,” said Ole. “Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?”
“Lena said, “The same ting I alvays tell dem. You don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time!”
Lena: Ole, I’ve been wondering, if I was to die do you think you would ever get remarried?
Ole: Well, I’d have to think about it, but yah, I guess I might.
Lena: Would she come and live in our house?
Ole: Well, yah, I suppose that would make sense.
Lena: Uhm, would she sleep in our BED?
Ole: Uh, sure, I mean–why not?
Lena: Would…would…would she use my GOLF CLUBS?
Ole: No! Of course not!
Lena: Why not?
Ole: Because she’s left-handed!
good one!
Will, did Mikey ever catch you and the guv together?
Hey wait. Maybe they all are part of one of them snake handlin’ churches.
Was she commanded to “take up the short spitting cobra”?
All I can think….
Can we please turn the phone sideways when shooting videos!!!!!!!!!
And what’s worse is Epting also lied about sleeping with
Haley and wIth the governor of Arkansas freed a felon to kill four Washington state
cops
And he stepped right up to cast the first stone when
Pharisees said…stone her…and he in fact never met a real conservative he didn’t
like—NO…STOP !!!
I don’t give a shit about this guy’s affair. I just want to know why there is a “North Greenville University.”
What a shitty video, Jesus.
The son is quite the drama queen.
Newsfash! Christians (not “Christians”) are sinners too.
Everyone is. But, when NGU is holding their students to a higher moral standard than their president, that’s a problem.
Apparently they are holding the President to the same standard.
They are now, but clearly were not when this was first brought to their attention. And, the other person involved has not been fired.
Marriage is SACRED! Oh, wait…
Those damn gays caused it! It’s all their fault. “Good Christians” like these people have been warning us about how the gays were destroying “the sanctity of marriage”. They got their gay marriage and just look at what happened! Oh, the horrors!!!!
Bye bye to another Christian family values hypocrite. You will not be forgiven or missed by this Pagan.
Wanna read something ridiculous? Try NGU’s student handbook, particularly the student conduct section (it’s a PDF that downloads): http://www.ngu.edu/the-enlightener.php
Fuck going there. Check that… you won’t fuck if they have their way.
Under “Student Activities”, I notice that they list “Corn Hole”. “CORN HOLE”?????? Maybe sexual activity is okay there as long as it’s anal. Is this a “loop hole” which allows for sexual release? Maybe he was poking her Hershey Highway and it was therefore, acceptable conduct.
Follow NGU “Honors” administrator Lisa Van Riper around with a camera and see what kinds of hypo-Christ-y you find.
In a “parting shot” Dr. Epting is caught parting his legs, while laying at the feet of his “homecoming court” in NGU Magazine Fall 2013.
OK, last one. So she says on the school website – “We have several ways to visit campus: NGU Open House, Sneak Previews,Distinguished Fridays, and private visits.” I pick private visit, private visit please.
At least the son didn’t have to walk in and find Keli honkin on bobo.
Mrs. Jimmy Epting’s response:
“You say that you’re born again
cleansed of your former sins
You want me to say “I forgive and forget”
But you’ve done too much to me
Don’t you be touching me,
go back and touch all those women you’ve made
Chorus:
’cause God may forgive you, but I won’t
Yes, Jesus loves you, but I don’t
They don’t have to live with you and neither do I
You say that you’re born again, well so am I
God may forgive you, but I won’t
and I won’t even try
Well, the kids had to cry for you
I had to try to do
things that the Dad should do
since you’ve been gone
Well, you really let us down
You may be Heaven ‘bound
but you’ve left one hell of a mess here at home
(chorus)
and I won’t even try”
Read more: Iris Dement – God May Forgive You (But I Won’t) Lyrics | MetroLyrics
They always seem find god…in snatch.
I hope this guy is held to account for every person he’s has damaged. He did the work of the Devil, the media, and pop culture, it seems. Let him pay them for it.
But for Libertarian/Liberals to express such hate, and stand in judgement of this man, just because he is a Christian, makes you look like filthy hypocrites.
He is acting EXACTLY like you promote people in our society to act.
If it feels good do it, is what you selfishly say. No matter who gets hurt, you don’t care. As long as your greed and lust is fed.
Why attack the man for being YOU?
With an adult consenting woman who was not a casual street-corner pickup. That has to put him above a lot of his “moral majority” Bible-brethren.