“Subway Guy” To Plead Guilty To Child Porn Charges
JARED FOGLE HEADED TO PRISON … || By FITSNEWS || Six weeks after police raided his home in ZioYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
JARED FOGLE HEADED TO PRISON … || By FITSNEWS || Six weeks after police raided his home in ZioYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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This gives a whole new meaning to the Five Dollar Footlong.
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If he hadn’t lost all that weight,he wouldn’t have been able to have any sort of sex.Sue Subway!
I don’t think “hold the mayo” is going to be an option for Jared going forward.
He’s going to be getting extra pickles too.
In the joint, he’ll be the someone’s pudgy bitch making his pimp $5 dollars for 5 of the brothers foot longs.
I think he took that whole “Eat Fresh” slogan just a bit too far.
I bet some of the FITSNews admirers are sweating this one.
Boy I know I’m sweating profusely on this one! You should be too GrandTango, what if they look at your hard drive? You’ll never see the light of day again!
He looks like a pedo
He always struck me as a little creepy.
Freaky weirdo…. They need to cut off his “special sauce” dispenser.
A lovely girl is filing a complaint against her boyfriend.
“He made violent love to me after he won my heart completely,” she tells the police officer. “I thought at last I had found the one thing every woman dreams of. I gave him my all. My life, my love,
my money, my soul. He took everything. And then drove off, leaving me alone with bitter memories.”
“The cad!” exclaims the officer.
“No, he took the Chevy.
Easy cum, easy go, I guess.
When he gets out he is going to start a Shit-on-a-Shingle franchise chain.
“When he gets out” …
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Thirty years ago this guy murdered his wife and children. He then stabbed to death her parents, his parents and all their friends. It was an episode in his life that he regrets terribly, now. He gets
released tomorrow and there’s no-one to pick him up.
lulz…good one.
thanks, it’s above average
Sick Bastard Eating off of the kids menu.
I am waiting on liberals to blame society for this. The DNC press release will probably read like this: “Jared was not provided proper meals as a child which resulted in his obesity. As an obese child he did not receive proper attention and affection from young girls his age. Now that he has lost weight, through healthy eating, he is trying to obtain the affection of young girls that he was deprived of as a child. This is proof that Michelle Obama’s healthy school lunch program not only makes our children healthier but will help prevent child molestation. We will also resume our program of dispensing condoms in school and add to that a requirement that all young attractive female children have intercourse with obese male children. The sacrifice that they make today will save future generations from abuse.”
If his last name was Duggar you guys would be telling us how his predatory behavior was just “playing doctor” and that we should all forgive him for his heinous crimes, for which his parents helped him elude any responsibility for.
I guess you’re a NMBLA guy.
Dang! The clubhouse ate their Wheaties this morning! A lot of good ones…
Jail time will be a blessing. He says the weight was lost eating Subway and taking walks. The prison chow will be an upgrade over those gross subs. And walks in the yard will quickly turn into mad dashes as he’s forced to run for his life. He may lose another 100!
That 100 will be offset by the 25 pounds of scar tissue his anus is about to build up.
A very sad situation, he was properly a fine christian republican. Is he from SC?
Awe look, he up voted his own post.
About thirteen years ago I read an article online about how Jared came to begin his Subway diet. The article included quotes from employees at a Subway location close to Jared’s college apartment. According to them, Jared had a massive porn collection (this would have been prior to the online porn explosion) and worked out a barter system with several Subway employees wherein he would loan titles from his collect out in trade for free subway sammiches. Thus, beginning the Subway diet and the birth of the Subway Guy. I filed that article in the back of my mind as probably nothing but mythology, but in light of the current allegations and subsequent plea deal, it make me wonder if that’s true. If it is true I wonder how long it will take the former Subway employees engaged in the trade outs to start popping up on mainstream media outlets?
“Jared Does Disneyland”?
The whole thing is disappointing and actually kinda sad. Not long before the story of tbe raid broke, I recall seeing a commercial featuring Jared in which he talked about his weight loss success and being a dad, now. I always thought it was cool how he conquered the weight thing, turned that into a successful gig and career, and seemed headed toward a happy “everafter”.
After the raid, I had heard very little and then stories that it was a mistake, he wasn’t involved, and he had been cleared of any wrongdoing. Then this comes to light.
Oh well, maybe McDonald’s will need a spokesperson… or NAMBLA…
Maybe he can be the spokesman for Mentos when he gets out.