Not-So-Holy Roller Smuggles Pot Into Jail … Using A Bible
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Seems like an appropriate song for this story….
https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw?list=RDWeYsTmIzjkw
Perfect. OK – I’m going to go clean my room now – or – am I?
I just took my collection of Bibles (including the Mormon, which I stole from a motel in Atlanta) but I couldn’t tell if any one of them “didn’t look or feel right”,
Doesn’t Obama say he is a Christian? Doesn’t the FITSNews staff claim to be Christian, too.
So if you want to crucify Christ because someone presented Him falsely, are you not just as guilty as this criminal? Or maybe you and Obama are even worse for lying about who you are and blaspheming in the process.
I think the people who do the most disservice to spreading the word of Christ are you and Flip.
Attacking people you don’t know, based on your hatred, is not a very good example. So don’t be surprised if no one heeds your dogma.
What in the world are you talking about?
You’d never get it, and that should scare you to death, if you have a soul.
Whatever dude. The above comment simply doesn’t make any sense given the context of the story.
She should’ve rest it first
Luke 8:17 – For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.
King James Bible Genesis 1:29
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
minus the seeds
Can’t blame a girl for trying
Jail is boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkumhBVPGdg
Yeah, getting cancer from putting toxins in your lungs by smoking dope, should spice it up more than an anal STD from Butt-humping with Bubba.
It all sounds fun, ’til the bill comes due. Then you hold out your hand, and demand we pay for your Stupid Ass liberal debauchery.
You’re a pretty ignorant fuck, aren’t you?
Could you talk more about what you like,during? Debauchery is one of my favorite things…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG2dsXV5HI
Are herpes, AIDS and lung cancer something you get off on, too?….As long as we pay for it?
I’d rather you pay for escort services from,Mack.Maybe you could save up,and buy me some butt for Xmas
http://www.macksf.com/
Not exactly news, smuggling contraband into prisons is par for the course.
I thought the guards were in charge of smuggling.
Well, somebody would have gotten caught because it would have smelled to “high” heaven.
I see what you did there +3
Now that’s some Holy Spirit.
Who doesn’t like to read the Bible high? It’s like watching the Wizard of Oz while playing Dark Side of the Moon.
LOL
The Bible was taken and x-rayed, and during the x-ray, a green plant material was noticed inside the binding of the Bible.
The jail supervisor opened the bottom binding of the Bible and found loose tobacco, white paper and three marijuana cigarettes inside.
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full color x-ray… now available at your local backwoods jailhouse.
This is exactly why hallucinogens like LSD and psylocybin are better than pot. You can’t find them in bibles – even with full color x-ray.
You just have to know which verses to eat.
LMAO! That is hilarious and reminds me of Revelations.