When “Keeping It Real” Goes Wrong: White House Edition
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCIDENT LEADS TO CHARGES AGAINST PALMETTO STATE NATIVE || By FITSNEWS || A 37-yeaYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Worst thing she did was miss the target.
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“You taught me how to use this; don’t think I won’t use it,” Shifty thinks he taught her to miss — just in case!
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Following “a brief sexual encounter,” —– Shifty thinks it was too brief to satisfy her!
You think maybe she realized he was out of “ammo”?
HaH! I think you got that one right!
Ahhh… now I get it.
Years ago, I was talking to the elderly corthouse custodian in my hometown. At that point in time, the jail was located behind and literally a nerf ball’s throw from the court house. As was often the case, the conversation quickly turned to women.
Apparently, he had been talking trash to a female “trusty” who had been hanging around outside doing chores, gassing up Sheriff’s cars, and the like. He said she told him that she’d get it on with him but if he didn’t satisfy her, she would stab him to death before he could get away. The old guy liked his women and the occasional “piece of strange”, but he said when she told him that, he decided he didn’t want a piece of that one as bad as he thought he did.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
I would have gave it all I got but just in case I would carry a King Size Snicker bar for backup.
Great idea, Taz!!!! That old guy was a hoot to talk with. Based on his stories, he’d been with more women than could be counted. He was serious “old school”, though. You could talk about going down on a woman and he’d get a little grossed out. I was talking with him and a deputy one day and the deputy and me got to talking about munching carpet. Albert asked us “how can you do that?”
The deputy, in one of the funniest examples of quick thinking I ever saw, demonstrated. The deputy took his Tuffy® jacket off an buttoned all the buttons on it. He then turned it upside down. If you can picture the Tuffy jacket, you know they had this BIG fur collar. Anyway, the deputy put the upside down jacket on the edge of the table and buried his face in the collar. He then took one sleeve and put it over his left shoulder and tbe other over his right shoulder, explaining that the sleeves were her legs. An hour later, my ribs and stomach still hurt from laughing.
Hope for his sake he picked his teeth before he went home!
Well, ya’ know what he does in his spare time!
Just think Philip, but with a military background, a REAL section 8.
The Violence Against Women Act does include men under said legislation. It’s just the services available are not offered to men. Ask the beady-eyed solicitor in Charleston how her office handles the male victim population (it doesn’t. need proof?). They sure take the money the Act offers them.
My God.Who would crawl into bed with that? Serves him right. :)
Nothing to see here
Just another bat-shit crazy woman
Move along
Just another bat-shit crazy Democrat woman…FIFY
Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Unfortunate situation, but I can’t help being reminded if Liz Gunn’s article about the “Crazy Hot Matrix”. Her Hotness must not photograph well.
10+
TBG didn’t see much hotness…
Maybe that’s her attraction. She ain’t Donna Summer, that’s for sure. Maybe she was good at compensating, though.
For some reason the crazy hot mess types know their way around the bedroom….and the hall, the kitchen, the backyard, the shed, the truck, the camper, the boat, well, I think you know what I’m saying.
An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful woman came up to him afterwards and suggested he come over to her place for a while. The guy was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn’t stay all night but
that he’d be glad to come over for a while.
Twenty minutes later they were in her bed making love. And when it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed.
“Hey,” called the girl from beneath the covers, “where do you think you’re going? Arnold Palmer wouldn’t leave so early!”
At that the guy stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they’d made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on.
“What are you up to?” she called. “Jack Nicklaus wouldn’t think of leaving now!” So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed
her a third time, and afterward he started getting dressed.
“C’mon, you can’t leave yet!” protested the girl. “Lee Trevino wouldn’t call it a day!”
“Lady, would you tell me one thing?” asked the young golfer, looking at her very seriously. “What’s par for this hole?”
That’s celibacy.
NAWALT!!!
At least that’s what *they* say….
Crazy or stupid is the best, just not this time.
‘the other women in his life.’ that part made me cry
A women packing a rod? That’s something for you to concider.
Bet she gets fired……..
Hopefully!
Was the Cop, Black?
Cop’s lives don’t matter, unless he is off duty an confronted by a White cop. We will just have to wait for more information to determine if his life matters.
This Bitch probably has publicly supported Gun Control. It is like Communism but a single issue.Okay everyone give up your guns so everyone is equal except I’m going to hang on to mine in case I want to feel a little “More Equal”.
If Obama had a 37 year old daughter…
The flag made her do it.
Bet she won’t work at the White House much longer.
…she is alleged to have commandeered both his phone and his service weapon …“You taught me how to use this; don’t think I won’t use it,”…
She was merely trying to download an app to his phone when the gun accidentally discharged…
A product of Jim Clyburn.