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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCIDENT LEADS TO CHARGES AGAINST PALMETTO STATE NATIVE || By FITSNEWS || A 37-year-old South Carolina native who works as a special assistant to U.S. president Barack Obama has been arrested after allegedly seizing the weapon of a U.S. Capitol Police officer and firing at him during a…

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCIDENT LEADS TO CHARGES AGAINST PALMETTO STATE NATIVE

|| By FITSNEWS || A 37-year-old South Carolina native who works as a special assistant to U.S. president Barack Obama has been arrested after allegedly seizing the weapon of a U.S. Capitol Police officer and firing at him during a domestic dispute.

Barvetta Singletary – originally of Hemingway, S.C. – has been charged with first-degree assault, second-degree assault and reckless endangerment in the aftermath of the incident, which went down early Friday morning at her home in Upper Marlboro, Maryland.

Singletary was released by authorities in Prince George’s County, Maryland after posting a $75,000 bond.  She has been placed on unpaid leave and her access to the White House has been revoked pending the outcome of the charges against her.

And yes, expect to hear crickets on this case from the domestic violence crowd … you know, seeing as this is another case of a woman attacking a man.

So … what went down?

According to charging documents, Singletary texted the officer “asking him to come to her residence … for sexual intercourse.”

Bow-chicka-wow-wow …

Following “a brief sexual encounter,” Singletary began to question the man regarding the other women in his life.  At some point she is alleged to have commandeered both his phone and his service weapon – demanding he provide her with the password for the device.

“You taught me how to use this; don’t think I won’t use it,” Singletary is alleged to have told the officer. “Your phone is more important than me holding this gun on you?”

Whoa!

Singletary fired one shot at the officer during the dispute – who fled the scene and called 911.   Following the shooting, she was “observed wiping the gun down with a towel.”

Here’s her mug shot …

(Click to enlarge)

barvetta

(Pic via Maryland District Attorney)

Oddly enough the officer – whose name has not yet been released – could lose his job over the incident, too.

“Department employees are held to a high standard of conduct, and the matter will receive a thorough review consistent with our policies and procedures,” a spokesperson for the U.S. Capitol Police said.

A former deputy chief of staff to U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn, Singletary got her job with the Obama administration last year – and was given a $125,000 annual salary (not counting benefits).

And yes, it looks like her hometown paper is going to have to update that “local girl done good” article …

“We talk and dream of a thriving successful economy with job opportunities in our county, so that our children are able to go off to college and come back home to provide a decent life for themselves and help grow their community, giving back,” The Kingstree News wrote of Singletary last August.  “(She) is that dream of success, a native from Hemingway, who made a difference in her county, though she lives in another state.”

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37 comments

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 11, 2015 at 12:30 pm

Worst thing she did was miss the target.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 11, 2015 at 1:03 pm

???

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shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 1:34 pm

“You taught me how to use this; don’t think I won’t use it,” Shifty thinks he taught her to miss — just in case!
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Following “a brief sexual encounter,” —– Shifty thinks it was too brief to satisfy her!

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Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 1:45 pm

You think maybe she realized he was out of “ammo”?

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shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 1:50 pm

HaH! I think you got that one right!

CorruptionInColumbia August 11, 2015 at 1:50 pm

Ahhh… now I get it.

Years ago, I was talking to the elderly corthouse custodian in my hometown. At that point in time, the jail was located behind and literally a nerf ball’s throw from the court house. As was often the case, the conversation quickly turned to women.

Apparently, he had been talking trash to a female “trusty” who had been hanging around outside doing chores, gassing up Sheriff’s cars, and the like. He said she told him that she’d get it on with him but if he didn’t satisfy her, she would stab him to death before he could get away. The old guy liked his women and the occasional “piece of strange”, but he said when she told him that, he decided he didn’t want a piece of that one as bad as he thought he did.

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shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 1:54 pm

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 2:09 pm

I would have gave it all I got but just in case I would carry a King Size Snicker bar for backup.

CorruptionInColumbia August 11, 2015 at 2:28 pm

Great idea, Taz!!!! That old guy was a hoot to talk with. Based on his stories, he’d been with more women than could be counted. He was serious “old school”, though. You could talk about going down on a woman and he’d get a little grossed out. I was talking with him and a deputy one day and the deputy and me got to talking about munching carpet. Albert asked us “how can you do that?”
The deputy, in one of the funniest examples of quick thinking I ever saw, demonstrated. The deputy took his Tuffy® jacket off an buttoned all the buttons on it. He then turned it upside down. If you can picture the Tuffy jacket, you know they had this BIG fur collar. Anyway, the deputy put the upside down jacket on the edge of the table and buried his face in the collar. He then took one sleeve and put it over his left shoulder and tbe other over his right shoulder, explaining that the sleeves were her legs. An hour later, my ribs and stomach still hurt from laughing.

Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 2:53 pm

Hope for his sake he picked his teeth before he went home!

shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Well, ya’ know what he does in his spare time!

Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 1:48 pm

Just think Philip, but with a military background, a REAL section 8.

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Buddy Miles August 11, 2015 at 12:31 pm

The Violence Against Women Act does include men under said legislation. It’s just the services available are not offered to men. Ask the beady-eyed solicitor in Charleston how her office handles the male victim population (it doesn’t. need proof?). They sure take the money the Act offers them.

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flip August 11, 2015 at 12:36 pm

My God.Who would crawl into bed with that? Serves him right. :)

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sparklecity August 11, 2015 at 12:49 pm

Nothing to see here
Just another bat-shit crazy woman
Move along

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Marie Barf August 11, 2015 at 1:37 pm

Just another bat-shit crazy Democrat woman…FIFY

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Sage Advice August 11, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

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Bible Thumper August 11, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Unfortunate situation, but I can’t help being reminded if Liz Gunn’s article about the “Crazy Hot Matrix”. Her Hotness must not photograph well.

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shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 1:30 pm

10+

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 11, 2015 at 2:11 pm

TBG didn’t see much hotness…

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CorruptionInColumbia August 11, 2015 at 2:42 pm

Maybe that’s her attraction. She ain’t Donna Summer, that’s for sure. Maybe she was good at compensating, though.

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Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 1:43 pm

For some reason the crazy hot mess types know their way around the bedroom….and the hall, the kitchen, the backyard, the shed, the truck, the camper, the boat, well, I think you know what I’m saying.

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shifty henry August 11, 2015 at 2:00 pm

An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful woman came up to him afterwards and suggested he come over to her place for a while. The guy was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn’t stay all night but
that he’d be glad to come over for a while.
Twenty minutes later they were in her bed making love. And when it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed.

“Hey,” called the girl from beneath the covers, “where do you think you’re going? Arnold Palmer wouldn’t leave so early!”

At that the guy stripped off his clothes and jumped on top of her. After they’d made love a second time, he got out of bed and put his pants back on.

“What are you up to?” she called. “Jack Nicklaus wouldn’t think of leaving now!” So the golfer pulled off his pants and screwed
her a third time, and afterward he started getting dressed.

“C’mon, you can’t leave yet!” protested the girl. “Lee Trevino wouldn’t call it a day!”

“Lady, would you tell me one thing?” asked the young golfer, looking at her very seriously. “What’s par for this hole?”

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MashPotato August 11, 2015 at 2:33 pm

That’s celibacy.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 11, 2015 at 6:38 pm

NAWALT!!!

At least that’s what *they* say….

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Sic Semper Tyrannis August 11, 2015 at 2:57 pm

Crazy or stupid is the best, just not this time.

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9" August 11, 2015 at 1:01 pm

‘the other women in his life.’ that part made me cry

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The best of both August 11, 2015 at 2:54 pm

A women packing a rod? That’s something for you to concider.

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Rocky Verdad August 11, 2015 at 1:05 pm

Bet she gets fired……..

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CorruptionInColumbia August 11, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Hopefully!

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Black Lives Matter August 11, 2015 at 1:39 pm

Was the Cop, Black?
Cop’s lives don’t matter, unless he is off duty an confronted by a White cop. We will just have to wait for more information to determine if his life matters.

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Tazmaniac August 11, 2015 at 1:54 pm

This Bitch probably has publicly supported Gun Control. It is like Communism but a single issue.Okay everyone give up your guns so everyone is equal except I’m going to hang on to mine in case I want to feel a little “More Equal”.

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Jim DeMint's Recession August 11, 2015 at 2:40 pm

If Obama had a 37 year old daughter…

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Perry August 11, 2015 at 3:52 pm

The flag made her do it.

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Manray9 August 11, 2015 at 4:45 pm

Bet she won’t work at the White House much longer.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 11, 2015 at 6:36 pm

…she is alleged to have commandeered both his phone and his service weapon …“You taught me how to use this; don’t think I won’t use it,”…

She was merely trying to download an app to his phone when the gun accidentally discharged…

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Bibi August 12, 2015 at 3:31 pm

A product of Jim Clyburn.

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