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“Hillary For Charleston” Opening Didn’t Draw A Crowd

BUT YOU CAN’T BEAT THE LOCATION … || By FITSNEWS || Barring some unforeseen cataclysm (like the mainstream media escaping containment), Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic presidential nominee. Well … she’ll certainly win the “First in the South” Democratic presidential primary.  In fact according to the latest polling, she’s enjoying…

BUT YOU CAN’T BEAT THE LOCATION …

|| By FITSNEWS || Barring some unforeseen cataclysm (like the mainstream media escaping containment), Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic presidential nominee.

Well … she’ll certainly win the “First in the South” Democratic presidential primary.  In fact according to the latest polling, she’s enjoying a 10-to-1 edge over independent socialist U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders among Palmetto State Democrats.

Apparently they don’t care about her foundational scandals.  Or the way she treats those “everyday Americans” she’s ostensibly campaigning for.

Of course the momentum for Clinton’s campaign was lacking at this week’s grand opening of the “Clinton for Charleston” headquarters – located in Unit 8 of a shopping center in the 1300 block of Savannah Highway.

Take a look at the, um, “festivities.”

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(Pics provided)

It’s not clear how many people Team Hillary invited. It is clear, however, that no one showed up.

Maybe they should have included some history about the location …

If “Unit 8, 1300 Savannah Highway” sounds familiar to some of our Lowcountry, South Carolina readers – it should.  It used to house a sex shop (not that our founding editor would know anything about those sorts of establishments).  Oh, and the address is currently located next to the Golden Dragon Massage parlor … and a pole dancing studio.

The good news for Clinton?  It seems clear she’s going to have the most relaxed campaign staff in the state!

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150 comments

Democrat Death Kneel at hand August 6, 2015 at 12:30 pm

If you liberals are not scared to death, it shows that all of you really are Dumbasses.

Not only will you lose the presidency pedding this caustic and offensive asshole out there to represent you, the GOP has all the cards to erase all of the damage Obama and the Democrats have done to our country.

Conservatism works. And once the people who have been suffering for 8 years figure out what a fuck-up you are, you could become as unfit nationally as you are in South Carolina.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 12:41 pm

“Knell” is spelled with two l’s. If your purpose is to convince people to vote Republican you’re failing miserably. How about some facts and figure to make an intelligent argument.

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Col.Flagg August 6, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Oh.Like you standing side by side with Louis FaraCon and Al Sharpton during your little RINO tantrum to remove the confederate flag and make it easier for the American Flag to be put in a museum?

You ain’t much for free speech either Professor Ayers Jr.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:08 pm

Bite me dough boy – I’m getting tired of the stupid “…Anti-Christ …Communist… blah, blah blah…Muslim…blah, blah, blah…”

If you can’t come up with a cogent argument against Hillary Clinton you’re just to stupid for words. Let’s begin with:

– Benghazi
– Illegal Secret Servers
– Confidential Classified Emails Being Transmitted on Non-secure Email Systems
– Chinagate
– Whitewater
– Travelgate
– Speaking Fees
– The Clinton Foundation
– The Cattle Futures

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flip August 6, 2015 at 1:21 pm

LMAO!!!Bet that is how you try and indoctrinate your students in class? Tell em to shut the fuck up if they don’t like your RINO/liberal world- view?

Keep chasing your Clinton follies and all the investigations that will go NOWHERE.Real conservatives will keep defining the ‘enemy’ ,called the Democrat Socialist Party, and leading a NEW spiritual awakening that will save America from the evil clutches of that party and wolves in sheep clothing like YOU!

Carry on. Col.Flagg has it right! :)

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:53 pm

No Flip – what I do is force them to support their answers. Teaching history is a little different than math where there is always a right or wrong answer. If a student is wrong on an empirical answer (dates, names, places) I demonstrate where/how/why. If they’re “wrong” on a interpretive answer (why specific things happened, who influenced who…) I offer the accepted answer along with why it is accepted then offer them a chance to defend their position. My interpretation of events, where there is room for debate, is decidedly more conservative than many professors on a fairly conservative campus.

What I don’t do is accept a lot of ad hominem and name calling.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 1:55 pm

Support the WMD’s then.

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:59 pm

Which ones? The ones that are now in the Bekka Valley, the ones that were used or the ones that were found?

I didn’t/don’t think WMD’s are/were a good reason to invade Iraq but if you don’t believe they existed, explain the thousands of Kurds and Iranians who were gassed by “Ol’Sadam”.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 2:00 pm

Never heard of them, support please

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:07 pm

Bekka Valley: http://www.c-span.org/video/?191296-1/saddam-hussein-weapons-mass-destruction
(There is reason to suspect that some of the weapons used in Syria may have come from this stockpile of precursor materials)

Found: http://www.defense.gov/News/NewsArticle.aspx?ID=15918

Used: https://www.cia.gov/library/reports/general-reports-1/iraq_wmd_2004/chap5.html

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 2:13 pm

So u r admitting we borrowed billions, maybe a trillion , killed thousands of US servicemen, to destroy how many old Soviet chemical projectiles ? Isn’t that like sending a B 2 to knock out a birdnest ?

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm

Saddam played a game of “brinksmanship” that he thought he could win – he didn’t.

In the end was it worth it? No, our self imposed ROE, inability to agree to an end state and a general “lack of will” on the part of our elected and electorate and most importantly the unbelievable guile and recalcitrance of the Iraqi people, contributed to what will go down as a debacle.

What could have happened?
We could have re-enabled the organized Army thus depriving the militias of their trained “soldiers” and providing some quick stability.
We could have shut off the pipelines of munitions from Iran.
We could have obliterated most of the real problem people and their militias.

Should we have gone to Iraq after 9/11? Emphatically NO, we should have destroyed what little infrastructure Afghanistan had at the time and then declared open season on the Taliban with SF, Rangers, MARSOC (now called “Marine Raiders” again) and whatever conventional munitions the Air Force had left and then called it a day. We were in the “catbird seat” in Afghanistan when we took our eyes off the ball to focus on Iraq.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm

You said ” it ” what if ? Brinkmanship. That’s why republican leaders send troops in harms way. No wonder recruitment is now low.

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:46 pm

Nationwide, the Army is behind by about 5,000 recruits for the year but no one is really worked up about it. Accessions has to slow down as the force shrinks. If it was a real issue, they’d throw in bonus money and lower admissions standards. One of the biggest probelsm we’re facing isn’t lack of interest it’s that our kids are fat and medication prone. Roughly 3 out of 10 “enlistment age” “utes” qualify physically, the other 7 are fat, stupid, criminals or on anti depressants or asthma medicines.

In SC, the SCARNG is at about 105% of authorized strength so the numbers don’t tell the whole story.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 2:51 pm

So now educate me on Benghazi . Or you just skip that one.

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:53 pm

If we are still talking about weapons of mass destruction its Bekka, not Benghazi. And if that’s what you’re talking about its answer number 1.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm

You take your choice

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Okay, since I’m driving, I’ll go with I’ve already answered that one.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:03 pm

I want ya know I got out of it after Beirut. Want to know why ?

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 3:03 pm

I can guess.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:08 pm

I know you do. When will the republican party forget about the masters oil ? They haven’t tried to change with the times. So if another one is elected, we know where we’re going. My sight would be China.

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 3:13 pm

No one with any common sense worries about Middle Eastern oil anymore. We have enough oil in the continental United States to meet our needs for the foreseeable future. I agree that China is a big dress.

Part of the Middle Eastern oil issue is investment and the desire to use their stuff before use ours. The Spratlys and China desire to build a capable aircraft carrier both indicate their desires to expand

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:16 pm

I’d be there with the real McCoy too. No more China.

Sgt.Carter August 6, 2015 at 3:14 pm

When will the democrats forget about the masterBATERS?

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:18 pm

They already forgot ya

Deo Dummy August 6, 2015 at 3:12 pm

Tell us Private Pyle.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:13 pm

You don’t deserve to know from me. Goggle it.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 3:20 pm

I agree with your assessment of the “utes” in this country. And you are correct, this does not bode well for military recruitment if we needed more military men quickly.
And their self-neglect also does not bode well for the general well-being of our country. Relying on “utes” with a seemingly slovenly attitude does not spell success the future generations.

Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm

Sic – in the later stages of the Iran – Iraq War (1982 to 1988/9) Iranian forces were moving steadily to push Saddam from the swamps in southwest Iran near the outlet of the rivers into the Persian Gulf. Not going to google it be it was the Shat Al A Rab or Shata Ala Rabbi or something (joke). Anyway, in order to offset Iran’s use of human wave WWI style attacks, he responded with chemical weapons. Additionally, again not having time to Google exact dates, in the late 1980s, in order to put down civil disobedience in northern Iraq by Kurds, he wiped out several villages using chemical weapons. He had ’em, and he used ’em. Now if he had any existing chemical weapons in 2002 is another matter.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 3:12 pm

Thanks rock, me and the Col been at for a long time.

Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 4:25 pm

Shatta Ala Baba? Alla at aka bar? Alla picka up at bar?

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Good point, many people are preaching no WMD’s were available Iraq. Sadam only gassed an estimated 5,000 Kurds shortly before we invaded and kicked his ass.
I don’t know how that has been eternally excluded from the history on the lead-up to the war.
And it has been reported that weapons from Iraq have been stored in the Bekka valley. You know how the truth sometimes interferes with the left’s accounting of history.

flip August 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm

I used to teach history and reinterpret it from a Biblical Christian perspective.Still used secular textbooks.At the time they were still the best we had.

We didn’t debate much in my classroom after I presented the Truth. :)

Carry on Colonel and I would love to debate Rocky in front of your students. It would sure clear things up for those young minds of mush.

might be August 6, 2015 at 1:00 pm

his purpose it to act like that to discourage people from voting Republican. he is trolling

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Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 2:02 pm

You’re asking for too much now.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:07 pm

One can always dream….

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Spelling Lessons August 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm

Are you really wasting your time trying to teach GrandTango how to spell?

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:47 pm

No – trying to point out that persuasive arguments require a lot more effort.

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flip August 6, 2015 at 12:48 pm

Excellent synopsis of the state of the Democrat Party. The angry and ugly picture of Hillary on this article is actually defining of ALL Democrats. They are NEVER happy-always hateful and determined to make everyone else miserable as well with policies that destroy our economy and social culture.

Nothing is perverted enough for the Democrat Socialist Party whether it is aborting late-term babies and selling the baby parts or sanctuary cities to hide felons or legalizing drugs to poison our children or stealing wealth from those that earn it or giving nukes to our enemies.

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Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 2:42 pm

I’m happy. Very happy. Hava – nother beer, Hava, nother beer, hava – nother beer – I’m a happy guy.

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Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 2:05 pm

“the GOP has all the cards to erase all of the damage” – yeah, they show that everyday. Obamacare – law of the land. Subsidies – law of the land. Gay marriage – Law of the Land. Iran Deal – done. And you know what Jeb’s going to do with those items – not a damned thing. Defunding Planned Parenthood – failed. You’re gonna get shafted by the Eeeestablishment, just like you did this Spring and Summer.

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No kidding August 6, 2015 at 12:56 pm

“It’s not clear how many people Team Hillary invited. It is clear, however, that no one showed up.”
That’s because no one likes the bitch

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Don’t be cruel to the old bitch.

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No kidding August 6, 2015 at 3:05 pm

touché

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#1 Qualification: Bill's twat August 6, 2015 at 12:58 pm

It’s good that the Dems aren’t really putting up many candidate, it will make the general much more fun when she’s ravaged like it’s a primary.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:06 pm

That woman’s popularity is sagging worse than her tits.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:09 pm

Ugggh, spray bleach in my eyes, wash that image out, pleeeeeeeeease!

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:11 pm

Usually, the images you want to dispel are the ones with staying power.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:13 pm

Staying power – that one will give me a permanent softy…

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 1:28 pm

I’m with the Colonel on both comments — at 1,000%..!!

erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Shifty, you would hit it in a minute.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm

Chuck was out on the town and eventually was so blasted that he unknowingly let himself get picked up by Hillary, He didn’t realize how grossly fat she was until she was undressed. But Chuck thought well they were here so he’d take a jab at it. “Wrong wrinkle!” she called.

Chuck made another try. Again, she called “Wrong wrinkle!”

He tried again, and — “Wrong wrinkle!”

Now desperate, he cried, “Well, dammit, piss and I’ll follow
it upstream like a trout!”

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:32 pm

Now, that is funny.
Some of your stuff, very little, could use some help, but that is a good one.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 3:05 pm

That one is not one of my favorites. There are so many jokes and stories in my archives that I probably only like or think I could use perhaps 15-20%. One of my older books was prepared by a guy who used to write skits for Steve Allen, Milton Berle, etc. and most of his jokes only work on stage or tv.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 3:43 pm

Here are a few of my favorites —
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Two lesbians were discussing their respective partners. “Your wife looks a little on the heavy side.” “She’s heavy on every side!”
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Rosie O’Donnell was discussing
how hard it was to be famous and also struggle with a weight problem. She was in a Baskin Robbins, just looking, and a woman asked, “Are you Rosie O’Donnell?” She said, “Yes.” “Oh, I didn’t know you were pregnant.” Rosie looked at her and said, “Yes, four and a half months.” The woman asked, “What are you going to name it?”
“I don’t know. Either Ben or Jerry.”
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A rather obese lady licked up the last drop of a sundae and walked over to the drugstore scale. Putting in a penny, she was aghast at the reading. She took off her coat, put another penny in the scale, and weighed herself again. Not too happy, she removed her hat and shoes. She put in another penny and still received
no reading that pleased her. A young boy who’d been watching her said, “Don’t stop now. I got a pocketful of pennies!”

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 4:05 pm

A mother had great difficulty with her son’s eating habits. The child refused to take so much as a bite of food. At the supermarket another woman told her she had the answer to that problem.

“Your son is five years old, right? He doesn’t eat because food has no fun for him. Tell him a story during meals. He’ll eat.”

At dinner the mother sat her son down at the table and started to tell him a story. “Once upon a time … drink your juice.”

The boy drank his juice.

“Once upon a time there was a boy named Jack … take a spoonful of your green beans.”

The boy at his green beans.

“Now Jack lived with his mother … eat your mashed potatoes.”

The boy ate his mashed potatoes.

“Jack was a good boy … butter on the bread.”

The boy is now seven years old. He’s never heard the end of the story, but he weighs two hundred and twenty pounds!

the Truth August 6, 2015 at 10:42 pm

I just laughed so hard, I farted!

Dummyass in Eastover August 6, 2015 at 11:01 pm

Now that’s funny

What the August 6, 2015 at 10:41 pm

With an Ax maybe!

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 1:45 pm

Bet Graham does the woodie for ya !

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:47 pm

Pasty white dough boys do nothing for me – Calling 9″

easterndumbfuckistan August 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm

Code 99 on aisle 14. Bring eye bleach, lots and lots of eye bleach.

http://eyebleach.com/

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flip August 6, 2015 at 1:11 pm

lol…the Secret Service says Biden swims naked in front of female agents and it makes them sick.They are offended and he doesn’t care.A real pervert Biden is.

Let’s hope Hillary is not swimming naked in front of ANY SS agents.I would consider that a national security risk. :)

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:13 pm

Biden’s pecker and and Hillary’s tits, and I was getting ready for lunch.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm

Payback!!!!

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flip August 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm

Oh man, I can’t get Biden’s saggy scrote out of my mind! Oh my!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!

GrandTango, I’m feeling randy again!

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Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 2:44 pm

Just look for your own SCOTUS.

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REAL Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 3:04 pm

Quit stealing my name!I like FaraCon’s SCROTUM.Take down the American Flag NOW!

Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 10:48 pm

Will the real Rocky please stand up, then shut up!

William Wallace August 6, 2015 at 10:47 pm

Randy says, “Don’t Stop”! I’m Liking it!

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William Wallace August 6, 2015 at 10:45 pm

They would have to arrest her on VISUAL CRUELTY!!!

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 1:18 pm

As a woman, I’ll have to agree, she needs to be professionally fitted for a good brasserie and Spanx (like full-figured women as Oprah swears by). A little weight loss plan and some Botox should also be considered.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:20 pm

Yeah, I agree agree, she needs a complete overhaul, but that would be like fixing up a thirty year old Pinto.
The juice would not be worth the squeeze.

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flip August 6, 2015 at 1:23 pm

A visit to Bruce Jenner’s surgeon might help.

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 1:23 pm

good idea!

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:33 pm

And on the political side, the woman looked solid for the nomination a few months ago. Now she is not drawing crowds, there is more awareness of her lies concerning Benghazi, email inconsistencies , the foundation, and the rise of Bernie Sanders has her in a free fall.
To me, she is approaching the point where I would only give her slightly better than 50/50 for getting the Dem nomination.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 1:38 pm

Biden jumps in and that will be the pebble that sinks the ship. You heard it here first, Martin O’Malley is the real candidate, Hill is just cannon fodder. I would say the Repubs are smartly doing the same with Bush but they aren’t.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:42 pm

The knowledgeable people, and you must be among them, have been saying that for a while.
I have not seen it that much in the media, only because they are in bed with the Clinton’s.

Sic Semper Tyrannis August 6, 2015 at 1:53 pm

What lie r u talking about ?

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CorruptionInColumbia August 6, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Don’t forget a razor, liberally applied to her pits and legs. In all fairness, if it’s been a while, a weedeater may be necessary to bring things down to a level that your average bathroom razor could handle.

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 1:39 pm

No need for that. We ladies all own at least one pants suit for when we’re too lazy to shave. In fact, in the winter time, I only shave every Saturday so I can wear a dress on Sunday. Yup. Pretty gross, huh. But I’m not running for POTUS.

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm

‘Pretty gross,’ What is gross to me is seeing a woman who hasn’t shaved her legs and the hairs stick out through her pantyhose.

Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:31 pm

In case you haven’t noticed, women don’t wear pantyhose anymore, even in the cold weather. A fashion trend I don’t like bc my legs freeze to death.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:36 pm

I did not know that. It should give you a hint as to the last time I have been up a woman’s skirt.

Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm

Wait, is that you Ernie? I should have know by your handle that it was you, you sorry ass husband. I told you to stay off of FITS and get back to work!

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:43 pm

Yes, right now, anything you say.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:45 pm

Actually, it is an acronym. But I can see how you got to Ernie.

Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Okay, well spell it out for me please. Because of this damned X chromosome, I’m not all that bright.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Can’t do it, then it would not be my secret code.

Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:52 pm

Well, I’m starting to feel sorry for you. I see your pic is a dog. Assuming it’s your dog, be grateful for the dog. Dogs are better companions than women and they don’t argue with you.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:58 pm

Yeah, that dog is my baby, she turned fifteen on Sunday. Had a doggie birthday cake(cost $45.00) and the neighbor came over with her three dogs and along with my other two dogs(HollyBelle and Hercules) and we celebrated EllieMae’s birthday.
I thought there was a remote chance EllieMae’s picture would disclose my identity, but I have been OK.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 3:50 pm

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called – and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from
the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire via a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.

4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate
on himself and the ground.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

CorruptionInColumbia August 7, 2015 at 1:21 am

What about the cat? What happened to the cat that was your avatar until re ently?

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
That’s how dogs spend their lives.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:59 pm

Oh, well …. same here

Gross August 6, 2015 at 10:50 pm

Nikki Haley?

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 11:16 pm

maybe she only shaves her legs between her skirt hemline and her hooker boots…..

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:38 pm

I would give a dollar just to see a woman’s dirty socks these past few days.

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:05 pm

A little lipstick on a pig is not going to help her.

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Same 'ol Same 'ol August 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm

You can roll a turd in powdered sugar but that don’t make it a jelly doughnut. The Cleverly’s.

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 2:11 pm

There isn’t enough Botox in all the syringes in LA and NYC combined to handle that topography and the Spanx would require a sign off by a licensed mechanical engineer to resist that kind of load range…

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm

You’re probably right. Cosmetic surgery might be a better option…face lift, tummy tuck, saddle bag removal. And Dear God in Heaven, diet and exercise, PLEASE! Even Chris Christie is giving that a whirl and he’s a MAN.

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm

But, I am thinking she needs her current look to match that spooky personality.

Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm

What personality?

erneba August 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm

Good one.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:58 pm

— super good one!

FastEddy23 August 6, 2015 at 3:54 pm

Like Rochael in that ten billion BC movie? Or like the latest bad bad girl / hero movie?

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 1:26 pm

… and her ass cheeks?

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erneba August 6, 2015 at 1:37 pm

I bet you think she is kinda cute.
You are star struck and just won’t admit it.

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:15 pm

GASP..!!

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The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:46 pm

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EYES, MY EYES…

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:14 pm

O Man! I am SO SORRY..!! I’ll never do this to you again — I promise!

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CorruptionInColumbia August 6, 2015 at 1:32 pm

Damn you!!!!! I could have gone the rest of eternity without that image burnrd into my mind’s eye!

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barry a August 6, 2015 at 10:39 pm

What tits?

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 1:15 pm

Well, if she is really as smart as they say, then she knows that the less she says, the less trouble she’ll get into. If she says nothing and there’s no audience to report on her “lack of charm”, she has nothing to lose.

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Centrist View August 6, 2015 at 1:16 pm

With those sunglasses, she looks like she is auditioning for a role in the next sequel to The Matrix.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 6, 2015 at 1:28 pm

“Godzilla Meets The Matrix”?

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 1:29 pm

YETI … won this one!

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CorruptionInColumbia August 6, 2015 at 2:16 pm

You did win! LOL!!!!

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm

ooops! I have to edit that one to make it read better.

shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 2:56 pm

Hillary went to a doctor and complained, “Everybody says I’m ugly. They say I have a face that could scare a witch and a black cat.”
The doctor said, “You’re not ugly. But how much would you charge to sit in my window on Halloween?”
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Hillary tells about going to meet Frankenstein. “There must have been a lot of screaming.” “Yes, I thought he would never stop!”

Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm
shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 4:01 pm

chuckling…. thanks for the memory!

Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 4:09 pm

Another on my short list for funniest movie of all time.

Rocky Verdad August 6, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Been nearly all afternoon on on-line corporate risk training – at this point – Hillary’s looking real hot!!!

FastEddy23 August 6, 2015 at 3:48 pm

… The Yeti with the big bahzoomba.

(Hey, if They can do it to Christy, I can do it to Her Royalant.)

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William Wallace August 6, 2015 at 10:38 pm

I hope she falls on her big, fat ,liberal, socialist Arse!

Same 'ol Same 'ol August 6, 2015 at 4:05 pm

She got ed zachary disease.

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Agent Smith August 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm

She is our leader. Watch how you refer to her or I’ll come visit you.

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FastEddy23 August 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm

Without any ammo.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 1:29 pm

Reckon Bubba picked out the location?

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shifty henry August 6, 2015 at 1:31 pm

good one..!!

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 1:32 pm

The last time she was in SC, she went to a nasty little dump of a restaurant on Two Notch called Keke’s Chicken and Waffles. What idiot is lining up her campaign stops?

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easterndumbfuckistan August 6, 2015 at 1:55 pm

It seems to be rated pretty highly. I believe Congress Critter Clyburn recommended it.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/kikis-chicken-and-waffles-columbia

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Mom August 6, 2015 at 2:16 pm

Okay. Still, in ALLLLLL of this great city of Columbia, I know I could find a more respectable restaurant that serves ‘real food’ for entertaining a national dignitary.

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easterndumbfuckistan August 6, 2015 at 2:28 pm

I agree, but apparently it’s the thing to do here if you’re some kind of dignitary with a (D) after there name. Evidence Obama and Biden. I would have voted for Inakaya or Solstice Kitchen before Kiki’s. Though I only eat three people’s fried chicken and two of them are deceased.

Bennie August 6, 2015 at 10:36 pm

Hillary is not a national Dignitary! She is a National Disgrace!!

The Colonel August 6, 2015 at 1:55 pm

Kiki’s is a popular stop for populist Democrats. Our president and Vice President have been there as well.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 6, 2015 at 2:51 pm

Reckon Bubba picked out the location?

WTF, Chief?

Oh…. *that* Bubba.

Carry on.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 3:13 pm

The Horny Hick Bubba,….screw anything…with the wart…. from Arkansas? (Trying to let you off the hook)

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TroubleBaby August 6, 2015 at 3:01 pm

It’s appropriate though, no?

After all, she’s just trying to jerk us all off for money.

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Conservative "values" August 6, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Uh South Carolina?

Why even open a campaign office?

Like she or Any Democrat has prayer here among those who believe in

Conservative “values.”

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Terry August 6, 2015 at 2:37 pm

Thats President Clinton to you ass holes. Oh wait that came from my future self.

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Barney Fife August 6, 2015 at 2:46 pm

This location was picked by Bill for Bill. He will ask for the Happy Ending Special

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Speak D Truth August 6, 2015 at 2:57 pm

Trump should have opened an office next to Hillary’s. It would be funny to see his office full and hers empty.
I heard that Lindsey Graham was going to open an office in the back room of the Chippendale’s headquarters.

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 3:17 pm

Earn extra campaign money fluffing?

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Tazmaniac August 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm

Now that is a statement!

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Wilhelm von Winkelstein August 6, 2015 at 11:24 pm

The strip mall also has “The Green Goat.” Great Brisket and the BEST grits in town!

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ImpaledNazarene August 8, 2015 at 2:18 pm

Holy shit! This is hilarious LOL!!!!!
Her campaign picture ad looks like she’s posing for a battered woman’s shelter.

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