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MAINE MAN DIES AFTER FIREWORK IGNITES … ON HIS HEAD || By FITSNEWS || We feel genuinely sorry You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
MAINE MAN DIES AFTER FIREWORK IGNITES … ON HIS HEAD || By FITSNEWS || We feel genuinely sorry You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Did whoever was holding his beer get to drink it?
The 2015 Darwin Award nominations are now closed.
There is competition.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack/index.html
A tragic case, but this guy’s last words (according to the media reports) after being warned about the 10′ gator in the marina were, “Fuck that gator!” As last words go, that’s a Darwinism winner if there ever was one.
He really said that!?
Here’s a picture, I doubt it will surprise many here:
https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/1202/1579/4m/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/04/01/2A362B1900000578-3148522-image-m-15_1435969408274.jpg
People hold onto firecrackers and lose fingers and hands. Holding a mortar to your head is asking for a closed casket funeral.
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This is why fireworks are illegal in sooo many states.
This is why Maine didn’t legalize fireworks until 2012.
What, they finally got rid of their stupid people?!
Obviously not. Read the story. Happened in Maine. They’ve got one less stupid person now, though.
Ha!
Because, People get drunk and act irresponsible with them? Maybe we should ban cars, too.
figures . i think this a prime example of why ohioans have been relegated to sparklers
Well this article kind of fizzled out like a fart in a punchbowl didn’t it Will.
Hmmm, sounds like you went to some interesting parties!
How did it happen? Is there a hole in the bottom of those launchers or what?
I’ll be back when someone gives the answer……
best I can tell – it exploded on his head.
Yes, but the force of the pressure downward, I’m guessing. I’ve never screwed around with any real ordinance so I don’t the ‘science’ of it. I just know that I never held a cherry bomb too long…
I dropped a cherry bomb in a swimming pool with a rock attached. It sank to the bottom of the deep end and blew a hole in the bottom of the pool. … Jus’ play in’ around.
Was it a real granite pool or an inflatable pool? We dropped them in commodes at the old pow camp in Dentsville — and other places. In writing my memoirs I am constantly reminded that many times I was just (nth) away from becoming a public menace. On second thought, though, let me put it this way — my Dad got me out of scrapes without any indictments or convictions (illegal use of his charge account) (shoplifting) (& maybe more).. Thanks Dad..!! HAH! If he were alive today and was looking over my shoulder for just a week while I read and posted to Fitsnews — wondering what he would think? (“Dammit, Henry, I should have let them fry you!)
Cement community pool. L-shaped, 50x60x30, deep end ~10 ft. where the cracks and holes appeared.
damn! you outdid me and my pals in SC. of course today the soon-to-be-here earthquakes will do the job for ya’..!!
No, but there is a hole in the head of the holder, now.
This is much like the the cases a few years ago of guys who died from blowing out their colons by lighting their own farts. SO sorry for their families. I mean, once that’s on the news, what can you even say about it?
This story should be filed “Turd removal from gene pool.” LOL