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Wilson June 19, 2015 at 11:20 pm

Perry is not a serious contender for any political office outside Texas and maybe Kansas, where the bat-shit crazies grow on trees.

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Accuracyplease June 19, 2015 at 11:50 pm

Exactly my thought. But for comic relief, you just can’t beat him.

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SCBlueWoman June 20, 2015 at 12:03 am

Prick Perry. Even the glasses doesn’t make him very intelligent.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2015 at 12:29 am

Back in the day, we referred to them as “birth control glasses”.

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SCBlues June 20, 2015 at 5:36 am

Ooops – You left out South Carolina.

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sparklecity June 20, 2015 at 11:11 am

10+++++++++++++
No other state except South Carolina has a moniker like “Too small to be a nation, too big to be an insane asylum”

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Scooter June 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm

Heck if you don’t like it: leave. I85 north and south. I26 west.

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Native Ink June 19, 2015 at 11:29 pm

Stick a fork in him.

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Grand Tango 2011 June 19, 2015 at 11:34 pm

You are all just jealous of soon to be President Perry. I called it first, well, and second.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2015 at 12:27 am

Perry needs to spend a stressfree weekend at Nigger head Hunting Club to clear his mind…

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snickering June 21, 2015 at 10:53 am

He can invite Dick Cheney and make it complete.

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Yamanoor Srihari June 19, 2015 at 11:36 pm

Interestingly, the siblings that conceived Perry wanted to name him that – Accident.

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Accuracyplease June 19, 2015 at 11:49 pm

Rick Perry is an Ongoing accident. So there’s that. But the good news is outside of Texas, this Texas size mistake is always in a “No fly” zone. Not sure whose money he’s blowing through, but he’s amusing to watch.

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joe June 20, 2015 at 12:10 am

If I need to have a license to purchase a house cat, people should be licensed to own a gun.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 20, 2015 at 12:21 am

If it helps…TBG is also opposed to housecat ownership licensing.

It’s the first step in *their* ultimate plan to take away all our pussy!!!

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Slartibartfast June 21, 2015 at 12:59 am

“I would like to buy a fish license, please.”

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TroubleBaby June 22, 2015 at 9:00 am

“It’s people like you that causes unrest.”

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Bible Thumper June 20, 2015 at 8:54 am

It’s a license now and confiscation later. If anyone attempts to take away my cat, it will be from my cold dead hands.

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt June 20, 2015 at 6:12 am

This from a racist asshole with a ranch named “Niggerhead”.

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FastEddy23 June 20, 2015 at 10:58 am

…. and from a state named Tax Us.

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Squishy123 June 20, 2015 at 11:57 am

I hear he’s changing it to Weavehead.

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Jon Jon June 20, 2015 at 6:25 am

Perry is a ball of ego and ambition searching for an office. He is like a wind up doll.

Rick, go home to Texas. Your friends and family are there. Consider a real job, not politics. Join the rest of us in real life.

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nitrat June 20, 2015 at 7:59 am

God knows if anyone would know about the dangers of being a pill head, it’s Rick Perry.

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snickering June 21, 2015 at 10:47 am

Or benefits. Perry’s problem is he wants both, drugs and the Presidency.

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Soft Sigh from Hell June 20, 2015 at 8:43 am

Those klutzy al Qaeda guys just accidentally ran into three buildings and the ground. A grand publicity stunt gone horribly wrong.

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9" June 20, 2015 at 9:25 am

One of many great pics of Rick/not for the easily offended.The quote is from one of Rick’s homo tricks

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FastEddy23 June 20, 2015 at 11:00 am

Yup, that guy can’t help but step on his own protuberance … You?

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Manray9 June 20, 2015 at 10:54 am

In the modern GOP, he’s presidential material.

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FastEddy23 June 20, 2015 at 10:55 am

Mmmmm … No one is perfect except “my guy”.

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Squishy123 June 20, 2015 at 11:56 am

Why haven’t his advisors told him to get contacts? He’s one of those people who looks like a total dipshit in glasses.

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snickering June 20, 2015 at 3:40 pm

Perry was the one Republican Contender for the nomination who couldn’t afford to do or say anything stupid. Especially since last he ran for President he couldn’t name three Government Agencies. He also tried to blame the Holy City Massacre on drugs.

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howdeedodee June 20, 2015 at 5:32 pm

Was he ever a “corpse man” ?

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bogart June 21, 2015 at 8:24 am

He got his info from Fox Notnews……..oops, forgot, Fox said it was an assault on Christianity and had nothing to do with shooter being racist.

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Texas Tittie Twister June 22, 2015 at 11:02 am

Another filthy Repbulican dumbfuck.

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Crooner June 22, 2015 at 11:16 am

Rick Perry is the Peter Principle personified.

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