National Politics - 2016

Of Course Lindsey Graham Has “Room” For Caitlyn Jenner

THE ONLY QUESTION IS … HOW MUCH? || By FITSNEWS || Warmongering U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham made yet another insider talk show appearance this week – and in between demanding America flex her military muscle hither and yon offered up some kind words for Bruce … err, Caitlyn Jenner. “If…

THE ONLY QUESTION IS … HOW MUCH?

|| By FITSNEWS || Warmongering U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham made yet another insider talk show appearance this week – and in between demanding America flex her military muscle hither and yon offered up some kind words for Bruce … err, Caitlyn Jenner.

“If Caitlyn Jenner wants to be safe and have a prosperous economy, vote for me,” Graham told CNN’s Dana Bash.  “I’m into addition.  I haven’t walked into her shoes.  I don’t have all the answers to the mysteries of life.  I can only imagine the torment that Bruce Jenner went through. I hope he’s – I hope she has found peace.”

Hmmmm …

Graham quickly added, “I’m a pro-life, traditional marriage kind of guy.  But I’m running to be president of the United States.  If Caitlyn Jenner wants to be a Republican, she is welcome in my party.”

Well, well.  Good for Graham …

We know he’s insane on any number of levels (see here and here), but his “I’m into addition” line demonstrates an appreciation for individual liberty that we haven’t seen from the GOP – or from him – in some time.

It also connoted acceptance (which we think Jenner deserves) while eschewing the recent wave of sex change hero worship (which we think is ridiculous).

Of course given the ongoing speculation about Graham’s own sexuality, it wasn’t long before his inclusive comments got the one-liners flowing.  Even our founding editor got in on the action …


One reader joked Graham was “making his move” prior to Jenner scheduling her penis removal procedure.

“He’s trying to beat the clock,” he quipped.

Graham attempted to put the gay rumors to bed in 2010 using humor … but they have persisted. His consultants even provided us with a list of women he allegedly dated (including a prominent Washington, D.C. reporter) … although the whole exercise seemed to us a case of trying too hard.

At the end of the day … who cares.

We didn’t devote much ink to Jenner’s sex change … and we haven’t devoted much ink to the Graham rumors. As long as consenting adults are involved, people ought to be able to indulge whatever sexual and gender fantasies they want.

And while Graham’s tolerance is a welcome departure for the “Republican” party of Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum, it doesn’t change his fiscal unfitness for office … or the contradictory recklessness of his failed interventionist foreign policy.

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39 comments

Almost gone June 8, 2015 at 8:39 am

The republican mindset is based primarily on immaturity and a lack of basic intelligence. This blog proves that daily…

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The Buzzman June 8, 2015 at 8:58 am

We not tupid here. And we grownd ups.
Dambit.

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$$$ June 8, 2015 at 8:44 am

It is completely impossible to take someone seriously when they giggle like a child at Lyndsey and then praise that fraud Trump as a real candidate. Lyndsey not paying for positive converge? And you wonder why your a joke amongst the actual media?

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The Buzzman June 8, 2015 at 8:57 am

The “actual media” is becoming a joke to the world now. Or haven’t you noticed?

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$$$ June 8, 2015 at 9:07 am

When you choose to live in SC, making everything a joke is a coping mechanism. Explains the commenters who frequent this site.

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Do you have a life? June 8, 2015 at 9:49 am

Which is more sad?

1. The commenters making jokes as a coping mechanism in regard to state government corruption.

or

2. Out of state commenters visiting another states blog to tell everyone their state sucks.

My vote is number two, but opinions are like assholes.

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RogueElephant June 8, 2015 at 11:06 am

Some are more like assholes than others. LOL

+30 June 8, 2015 at 11:31 am

uh oh I do believe that is check mate!!! Now go crawl back to where ever you are from

Goobersmacker June 8, 2015 at 11:56 am

But your state really DOES suck.

irony June 8, 2015 at 12:26 pm

Did the guy from Louisiana just rag on another state?

Don't forget! June 8, 2015 at 12:31 pm

It blows too.

$$$ June 8, 2015 at 12:29 pm

I’d be poopy too, ma’am, if I had to wake up in that shithole everyday.

Do you have a life? June 8, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Yeah, ok- but what’s your excuse?

The Buzzman June 8, 2015 at 2:23 pm

I’ve been told that paranoia in SC is also a coping mechanism. And a needed one.

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TroubleBaby June 8, 2015 at 8:55 am

“I can only imagine the torment that Bruce Jenner went through.”

I’ll bet Linsdey can imagine it better than most of us. He seems really in tune to it.

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I feel pretty, oh so pretty... June 8, 2015 at 9:21 am

Supposedly “Caitlyn” is still attracted to women though.

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TroubleBaby June 8, 2015 at 9:30 am

Really? Wow, I can’t imagine how that works psychologically.

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South Park's got you covered June 8, 2015 at 9:32 am Reply
TroubleBaby June 8, 2015 at 9:45 am

lol…that’s why I said “psychologically”…because even in the middle of the act she calls him “crazy”.

The Buzzman June 8, 2015 at 2:19 pm

Must be like a dude is really born to be a lesbian. Simply put.

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urbantrout June 8, 2015 at 12:29 pm

If Brucie wants to totally transform into a “woman” , it’s gonna hurt when the chop his dick off….it’s REALLY gonna hurt when they stick that straw in his ear and suck half his brains out.

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The Buzzman June 8, 2015 at 8:56 am

Will, you don’t have ink here to devote. Plus, you don’t need to write much about the Graham rumors. Just the least little hint (like putting the tip in just to see how it feels) will do it, and all commenters will take it from there.

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Jonny Logic June 8, 2015 at 9:15 am

The real danger in the GOP is not in their hate for LGBT, but in their hypocrisy in actually being ‘closeted’ and using their power to lash out at themselves by demeaning others.

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GOP Hypocrisy June 8, 2015 at 9:30 am

“I don’t believe government should make my church marry some couples but I do believe government should force other churches or institutions to not marry other couples!”

“We can’t allow gays or transgenders to have some rights because they might molest children, but we forgive the actual proven child molesters in our own ranks so any mention of them is Christian persecution!”

“Gay marriage violates some kind of sanctity in an institution where a straight couple can get married at a drive thru marriage chapel in Vegas while drunk and divorce or annul the very next day!”

“I believe gay people are less than human but you can’t call me a bigot because religious beliefs can’t be criticized unless they aren’t Christian!”

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You Know My Name June 8, 2015 at 9:45 am

This is hilarious! It is funny that so many Republicans, who cringe at the thought of equal (not superior) rights for gay people, will line up to vote this scary, war-monger back into office, time after time.

It reminds me in a way of the old Dave Chappelle skit where he is this blind Black guy who is the leader of the local KKK chapter.

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Derp June 8, 2015 at 12:27 pm

If there are two things South Carolinians are known for, they aren’t intelligence and common sense.

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CNSYD June 8, 2015 at 10:11 am

Biggest lie ever on FITS….”and we haven’t devoted much ink to the Graham rumors”

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ones gay the other's lesbian June 8, 2015 at 10:41 am

I think Graham is just trying to get to Caitlyn before Hillary does (and Im not talking about the vote). Really does it matter?

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CNSYD June 8, 2015 at 10:56 am

Dabo said there is room for Caitlin in IPTAY,

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CNSYD June 8, 2015 at 11:14 am

Folks and his sophomoric frat buddies highjacking my screen name again. Will they ever grow up? Obviously not.

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SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 1:08 pm

Put a pic beside your name and then no one can hijack it – they were doing the same to me.

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CNSYD June 8, 2015 at 1:48 pm

Hell, I can’t afford to do that. What do you think Domino’s pays?

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SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 1:54 pm

I’m not sure if I am speaking to the original or not, but that IS funny!

easterndumbfuckistan June 8, 2015 at 12:22 pm

I thought IPTAY only involved liaisons with Cows and Sheep?

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Mike at the Beach June 8, 2015 at 11:28 am

“At the end of the day … who cares.” (about LG’s homosexuality rumors)

This borderline irrational statement posted after the 129,417th mention of them from the FITS news desk…

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easterndumbfuckistan June 8, 2015 at 12:22 pm

Lindsey Graham Has A “Room” For Caitlyn Jenner.

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euwe max June 8, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Men will do anything to find a nasty thrill when they get bored… it used to be nasty, anyway… now it’s no big thing to molest your sisters, or have your cootchie spread across the world digitally… from jiggly bits to side boob and wardrobe malfunction to slut tv… coming soon – trannys, naked and afraid, reality tv..

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Graham is Delusional June 8, 2015 at 10:08 pm

In this photo of Graham above, put a Hillary wing on his head … would be a striking resemblance.

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TyroneMamaCollards June 11, 2015 at 10:33 am

Graham needs to focus on more pressing issues like the meth epidemic in Upstate rural South Carolina, especially Anderson County.

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