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Lindsey Graham’s “First In The South” Crackdown

ANGRY HOME COOKIN’ …  || By FITSNEWS || U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham recently announced hisYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.

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37 comments

SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 4:58 pm

I am of the strong opinion Graham can’t even win his home state. Yes, he is popular as a Senator, but no one wants him as POTUS. I don’t mind him as US Senator, even though I do not agree with him on defense issues. As POTUS? No way.

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Graham is Delusional June 8, 2015 at 10:06 pm

Graham is too much of a jerk. He can’t connect well at all with the common middle class and poor.

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Crooner June 9, 2015 at 5:14 pm

Graham is wittier, folksier and brighter than just about everyone else running for the Republican nomination. With him, the debate becomes must see. Without him, it’s a snooze-fest. That being said, he still ain’t gonna win. But give credit where credit is due.

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You Know My Name June 8, 2015 at 5:25 pm

How would Miss Lindsey function as POTUS? Without Obama to play the tunes, how could Graham be able to dance?

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easterndumbfuckistan June 8, 2015 at 5:41 pm

John McCain would tell him when and how high to jump. Also when to suck, blow and back dat’ ass up.

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You Know My Name June 8, 2015 at 6:09 pm

That makes sense. But then there’d be that “one heart beat away” (this time, from not knowing what to do next) issue when Palin stood to be Songbird’s VP.

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easterndumbfuckistan June 8, 2015 at 8:17 pm

They could always have his bud Billary on retainer in case of illness or incapacitation of the primary puppet master.

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You Know My Name June 8, 2015 at 11:16 pm

That would certainly work!

Pinnochios Nose = Grahams Dong June 8, 2015 at 6:07 pm

Anybody can work a puppet, and Graham is more than willing to have his “strings” tugged if it lets him live out his dream of someday being a real dictator. Every time Graham says something warmongering or totalitarian in nature, his lower member grows an inch.

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vicupstate June 8, 2015 at 5:30 pm

Anyone with a brain knows Graham’s candidacy is not serious. He is just running interference for somebody, namely Jeb.

Does he really expect the party donors to go along with his charade, when they could instead earn IOUs from a legitimate candidate?

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SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 5:59 pm

When I first saw he was running, I thought good grief, SC is going to vote for him because he is homegrown. But in short period of time I realized – he didn’t even make a big splash in his home town.

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Third Bush, Graham's Wet Dream June 8, 2015 at 6:00 pm

Considering how big of warmongerers the last Bush presidencies were I’m sure you are right. He may not get to push the buttons himself but another 4-8 years of pro-war presidency is enough Astroglide to get him through the next decade.

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easterndumbfuckistan June 8, 2015 at 8:18 pm

Lady Lindsey is running to be SecDef. He’ll get to pet the button, rub the button, and cuddle with the button.

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TroubleBaby June 9, 2015 at 8:31 am

He’s going to have to clean himself after petting the button.

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Just Me June 12, 2015 at 9:53 am

I agree. Graham is a lot of things but he is not an idiot. He is running interference and being a lightning rod the same way Trump is doing.

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Halfvast Conspirator June 8, 2015 at 5:53 pm

So, wait — Miss Lindsey is in a “crackdown”? Does that mean he is a pitcher?

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9" June 9, 2015 at 1:28 am

No.He’s the best catcher since,Yogi Berra.

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9" June 9, 2015 at 1:38 am

No.He’s the best catcher since,Yogi Berra.

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Whatever June 8, 2015 at 5:57 pm

Let him win SC and maybe Georgia and then fuck off like Newt Gingrich.

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shifty henry June 8, 2015 at 6:00 pm

oh, misread header as “crackup”

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SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 6:00 pm

LOL – you crack me up!

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shifty henry June 8, 2015 at 6:06 pm

I’m thinking, that while Folks is gone, I might try two things—

(1) post a short story about children at the beach, sort of a sweet, loving, fluffy adventure — but I’ll break it up into chapters, maybe 5 or 7, and if I can find it tonight I’ll drop the first one in the bucket

(2) many times my avatar doesn’t reflect my true mood about my comment, so I may use some new ones showing more realistic emotions (maybe with a TWIST — hah!)

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SYNTwist June 8, 2015 at 6:08 pm

<—–dying laughing. I would loan you my pineapple but someone would hijack my Disqus :)

I've got my eyes on you while he is gone – ha!

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Bible Thumper June 8, 2015 at 10:56 pm

What ya think? You remember Ned Flanders?

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shifty henry June 9, 2015 at 8:28 am

who he?

Bible Thumper June 9, 2015 at 9:22 am

My new avatar. Homer Simpson’s Christian neighbor.

CNSYD June 8, 2015 at 7:12 pm

This is shocking news! A candidate’s operative are out trying to get support for their candidate. I would never have dreamed this could happen. It must be a first that the astute Sic Willie has uncovered.
I assume the pissed off “wealthy Lowcountry executive” is Folks’ best bud T-Rav.

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No Trust 4 Graham June 8, 2015 at 10:04 pm

Campaign donations = kick backs. After he is out of the race, lets see if he cooks his books.

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Bible Thumper June 8, 2015 at 10:14 pm

Just because you disagree, doesn’t make him a crook.

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You Know My Name June 8, 2015 at 11:14 pm

Doesn’t make him an honest or honorable man, either.

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Aiken Makin June 8, 2015 at 10:26 pm

Lindsey is probably running to be VP with Hillary. “All working together and nonpartisan”. Remember he tried to get McCain to pick Democrat Lieberman as his VP. I have not talked to anyone who thinks he should be President or VP.

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Toyota Kawaski June 9, 2015 at 10:49 am

why dont you take all the crafts at Aikens Makin and shove them were the sun dont shine. Better yet go take a swim at the Ponds On Park.

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9" June 9, 2015 at 1:31 am

He and McCain broke up and he’s clinically depressed,so much so,when you hear him sing his new song,you could swear he is black.That’s what the blues can do to you….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YqvQji2yM

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MashPotato June 9, 2015 at 2:15 am

“His campaign is a cute stunt….”

That may also describe his private life and his career.

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Toyota Kawaski June 9, 2015 at 10:44 am

and what excuse is your mom using for your life?

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Toyota Kawaski June 9, 2015 at 10:42 am

ah yes support a loooser like myself in T-Rav, post fluff pieces about him and the pale skin goat, and attack LOG because he knew back them I was a POS and did not give me a job so I am still mad all these years later. Sums it up

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Speak D Truth June 9, 2015 at 5:14 pm

Too bad he isn’t required to resign from the Senate to run for POTUS. It would be nice to see a conservative get elected to his seat in the Senate.

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