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“LUV GOV’S” SOAP OPERA ROLLS ON … || By FITSNEWS ||  As U.S. Rep. Mark SanfYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.

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49 comments

Luv Guv June 4, 2015 at 10:59 am

All of these women Mark has banged sure do have a lot of similarities looks-wise.

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TroubleBaby June 4, 2015 at 11:00 am

He’s definitely got a “type”.

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Nölff June 4, 2015 at 11:00 am

Thin lips, brunette, skinny, flat ass and tan lines.

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shifty henry June 4, 2015 at 7:38 pm

ya’ know the old saying — “Nearer the bone, sweeter the meat”

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Victorious Secret June 4, 2015 at 11:05 am

WTF is this worthless read?

I feel as though I just read something from US Weekly or People.

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YallCalmDown June 4, 2015 at 11:25 am

The Tabloid Governor is now the Tabloid Congressman. What an embarrassment.

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CNSYD June 4, 2015 at 11:26 am

Its just Folks’ obsession with all things Sanford.

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Mike at the Beach June 4, 2015 at 11:17 pm

…and Ravenel. Don’t forget Ravenel. People click this stuff, amigo, and click-throughs are how Will paydarent.

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Tired of it June 4, 2015 at 2:16 pm

a ridiculous article… Will, you really need to get over it.
There’s nothing objective you say anymore with regard to Sanford.

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The Buzzman June 6, 2015 at 2:32 pm

He was trying g for objectivity, you think.

I need to read that again?

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History Repeats June 4, 2015 at 11:21 am

Chapur, honey, never fall for that “soul-mate” line from the lips of a married man. Oops, too late!

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Stuck My Dick In A Fan June 4, 2015 at 11:27 am

I’m glad I don’t have to worry about such things.

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one shot and a miss June 4, 2015 at 11:28 am

PS- THE TAXPAYERS INSIST THAT THE OFFICE OF THE HONORABLE MARK SANFORD, CANCEL CHAPUR’S TRAVEL PLANS ASAP! Play out the soap opera on your own dime…

You can’t un-ring that bell. Sanford was unmasked 6 years ago. He
hooked up with a damaged, entitled, self-absorbed woman without morals,
like himself. Actually, his best shot at success was with Jenny, who
loved him and tried to make him a better man; a respectable, family man
with goals and ambitions. He took the fruits and rewards of those
labors away from her and their family. Now he is a bitter man with an
aging, desperate woman who feels he owes her something after 7 years.
Jenny had a stake in his success. This bimbo at 50 has diminishing
prospects in Argentina; either as an old guy’s mistress or a younger
man’s cougar. Even Sanford recognizes her as fools gold but blames his
former wife, like the wiener he is, for why his relationship with
soulmate is at a standstill. Chapur meanwhile, despises being labeled
the OW or mistress since her adulterous lover has been divorced more
than 5 years. She is with a jackass like Sanford who resents the work
that goes along with a formal coupling and is probably peeing his pants,
that his estate can’t take another divorce. Like Camilla and
Charles, they can marry, but they will always be less than, because even
today, their lives remain built around hiding, lying, and deceit.

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Scrappy June 4, 2015 at 1:20 pm

Damn Jenny! Give it a rest.

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One shot and a miss June 4, 2015 at 11:36 am

Sanford and Chapur are a modern day Everyman parable. Even though their
behavior is predictable and cliched, it is not harmless. It is
instructive that we recognize that some people should not marry in the
traditional sense, as they lack the selflessness and commitment that is
required for success. Their infidelity leaves behind chaos and
questions which find resolution with ugly answers.

Belen, Might I refer you to? “How come my boyfriends suck?”

http://www.chumplady.com/2015/06/dear-chump-lady-how-come-my-boyfriends-suck/

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Bible Thumper June 4, 2015 at 11:56 am

Whatever gave Maria the idea the Mark might cheat on her?

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shifty henry June 4, 2015 at 11:58 am

Easy —– she reads Fitsnews every day!

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SYNTwist June 4, 2015 at 4:14 pm

LMAO!

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shifty henry June 4, 2015 at 11:57 am

Sanford has an attraction to women with long necks and Adams apples, plus Parker could be Jenny’s sister.

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mamatiger92 June 4, 2015 at 1:10 pm

I thought that WAS Jenny at first.

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Bible Thumper June 4, 2015 at 2:34 pm

“long necks and Adams apples” Maybe Mark should hook up with Caitlin Jenner.

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shifty henry June 4, 2015 at 2:39 pm

10,000 +++ … !!

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Nölff June 4, 2015 at 3:52 pm

All his women look like him.

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Won't go there June 4, 2015 at 5:15 pm

Well you know who Narcissus loved best!?!

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Mike at the Beach June 4, 2015 at 11:12 pm

Ewww.

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The Buzzman June 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm

Or Ann Coulter.

Oops! Nope, she’s too totally Caucasian looking.

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Denozitall June 5, 2015 at 4:10 am

Caitlyn Jenner, watch out! Run far, far away!!

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Matt June 4, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Jill Vieth?

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DanTheMan June 4, 2015 at 1:59 pm

Try calling Sanford’s office to inquire about this….and enjoy the stumbling. Made my day. (202) 225-3176

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You Know My Name June 4, 2015 at 4:11 pm

Ha! +10. Wonder if the woman working in the office that Chapur is jealous of is the girl answering the phone!

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try br-549 MORON June 4, 2015 at 7:08 pm

You fuckers will never figure it out!!! Ya will NEVER defeat Sanford OR Haley!!!!

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Could be worse June 5, 2015 at 8:06 am

No one is employing banners yet….
“Bad Day to be Bobby Flay”
http://www.chumplady.com/2015/06/a-bad-day-to-be-bobby-flay/

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Krazy Kat June 4, 2015 at 2:01 pm

I got 99 donuts
Cause a bitch ate one

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Mike at the Beach June 4, 2015 at 11:16 pm

Holy shit…I’ll never sing the correct lyrics again.

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Todd June 4, 2015 at 2:08 pm

Appalachian Trail = Sex
Dinner = Ass Play

Go Mark you old sneaky dog. You still have my vote!

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M Bee June 4, 2015 at 3:55 pm

What is it with these idiots, Sanford and “Snow” Ravenel taking their nauseating and thirsty tales to Facebook. WTF are they in Middle School. At Least SC voters had the good sense to drown Ravenels Senatorial bid in the river. They need to have their electronic devices taken from them . If you are of that age and going road lizard crazy, for goodness sake buy a sports car and a Cher poster as you so clearly are digging the stick straight black hair, and give us taxpayers a damn break. I am tired of funding his Tail chases all over the world. Oh and please Ms. Parker you can Botox that face and laser that face, but your leathery décolletage from too much sun tells your advanced age girlfriend. Snarkity snark snark.

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Fed Up Republican June 4, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Aren’t we so proud of our cheating, lying, adulterous, hypocritical Republicans:
Richard Eckstrom, Thomas Ravenel, Bob Peeler and Mark Sanford!…NOT!!!
Pathetic and sickening all and those women…pitiful excuses for Mothers, women, human beings!

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Elfego June 4, 2015 at 7:17 pm

So you will join the Clinton’s and folks without souls!

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Bonnie June 5, 2015 at 3:15 am

No! They are all the same. This Republican bunch have no souls either!
You are trying to say this bunch of lying, cheating, narcissistic, adulterers who flushed their children and their lives down the toilet and tried to destroy their mates with lies and character assassination, have souls? Preached their faith while using their elected office, campaign funds and taxpayer money to carry on their illicit behavior have souls? They are one and the same with Bill and Hillary, Dennis Hastert too.

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The Buzzman June 6, 2015 at 2:28 pm

Ya left out Newt.

Equal time for reprobate Dems: John Edwards. And I seem to remember something untoward going on in a certain hotel involving Al Gore ….

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The Buzzman June 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm

Don’t forget all the craziness played out on Facebook from “Keckstrom.” I think we are about due for another round of that, soon. These things are cyclical.

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M Bee June 6, 2015 at 5:14 pm

Oh yeah forgot about that lunacy. Yes it is time for someone to cut loose. It’s hot out they get some time off to bathe their livers in ETOH . Soon and very soon we are gonnA see a loon.

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Elfego June 4, 2015 at 7:16 pm

A bunch of sick monkee’s in here!

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? June 4, 2015 at 7:20 pm

IS this a back door maneuver by Fits to get into Sanford’s good graces again? By exposing the exit affair(s?) on his blog, Fits builds on Chapur’s distrust to the breaking point, thereby doing Sanford’s heavy lifting. You know Sanford sucks at taking responsibility for anything and loves to blame-shift.

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bogart June 4, 2015 at 9:42 pm

Jenny looks like Mark’s sister….Chapur looks like Jenny….Parker looks like Chapur….Mark Sanford is batshit crazy…THE END.

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nitrat June 4, 2015 at 11:52 pm

They all look alike, including Nikki Haley, his chosen successor.
But, I didn’t know about Sanford’s sister. That’s creepy. Duggar creepy.

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The Buzzman June 6, 2015 at 2:22 pm

Everybody needs to recognize that the old cliche is true: “If he (or she) cheated on you, he (or she) will cheat on the one he (or she) cheated on you with.”

Nothing surprising here at all.

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RUexperienced June 11, 2015 at 3:42 pm

So let me get this straight….

Maria Belen Chapur has an affair with a married man, then is surprised to find out later her new man is not faithful to her?

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Adakin Valorem July 9, 2015 at 9:32 am

This column is for those who have way too much time on their hands…

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