CANNES CONTROVERSY IS THE LATEST FEMINAZI ASSAULT …
|| By FITSNEWS || We wrote recently on the scientific offensive against high heels … but now there’s a public relations scandal rising up over the elevated kicks.
And it’s got legs …
Our kick-tastrophe centers around the prestigious Cannes film festival … which allegedly banned women from wearing flat shoes on its red carpet. And one of the women reportedly turned away for wearing flats (a.k.a. les chaussures du diable) was an amputee … whose husband is a filmmaker.
Ouch …
For the record, Cannes says the story is bunk …
“The rumour saying the festival insists on high heels for women on the red carpet is unfounded,” Cannes’ director Thierry Frémaux tweeted.
But that’s not stopping Feminazis from seizing on the perception of stepped-up snootiness – which it claims is the latest example of female objectification run amok.
“The assumption still is that in order to look elegant women have to be in some kind of self-restraining physical pain,” one columnist wrote. “Because that still, apparently, is the look of a human woman.”
Jeez …
Wanna know something? When we wrote last week on the medical case against high heels, something very interesting happened. Not a single one of the powerful, professional, intelligent, sexy, heel-wearing women with whom our founding editor regularly corresponds seemed even remotely concerned.
In fact all of them vowed to continue rocking their heels – and occasionally sending him pics to indulge his legendary fetish.
“Give a woman a great pair of heels and she can conquer the world,” one state agency leader told us.
“I am still going to wear my heels!” a female state lawmaker (who happens to own a most impressive collection) said.
“That study was paid for by women who can’t hack it,” an influential female lobbyist told us, referring to the medical evidence at issue.
Another simply responded with a picture of her news Christian Louboutins.
Nice!
Most interesting, one woman who sustained extensive knee damage (partially due to wearing heels) actually lamented to us how she could no longer wear the lofty kicks … vertically, at least.
Bottom line? Each of these women know what they want. And they’ve built careers for themselves based on their ability to get what they want (and not the Nikki Haley way, either). They don’t need anyone else telling them what is or isn’t “elegant” – they know. They embody elegance – in heels or flats.
When will the Feminazis get it?
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Speaking of high heels, and I apologize in advance for not having photo evidence to back it up, but Beth Bernstein was rocking some pretty yummy stacked sandals at the Forest Acres Festival last weekend. They were a lovely shade of coral and her toenails were painted a nice sea foam green.
You feet fuckers are a strange bunch. How shoes and feet get your dick hard is beyond me.
Don’t lie. Everybody on this site knows the thought of dabo’s toe jam gives you a three-quarter chub.
Is that anything like Dirtpecker fans gettng a chubby over photos of Slurrier’s moobs?
yes
Yeah but your dick would get hard if you went to the butcher shop and saw a bag full of pig assholes.
Appreciation of a woman’s feet doesn’t make you a foot fucker. The very tips of the nipples, the inner walls of the vagina, and the clitoris are hardly the essence of a woman.
It’s her eyes, nose, lips… the texture of her skin, her fingers, the curve of her breasts and the subtle relationship of nipple-to-breast size… tumescence… flatness of the stomach.. the belly button wrinkle.. the smooth curve of the ass… the dramatic transition of hip to thigh… calf tone, ankles… AND feet.
There’s nothing wrong with lingering over ANY part of a woman’s anatomy with lustful intent…
it’s like drinking – you can inject everclear, or sip on 75 year single malt scotch…
It’s like Einstein said.. everything should be made as simple as possible – but not simpler.
It’s still a fucking foot you’re getting all worked up over. Guys on here act like licking the sole of a shoe equates eating a 18 year old pussy.
Must be lawyers.
What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.
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What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex? To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
A widow goes to her doctor and asks him to explain the human reproductive process. ‘But you’ve been married three times,’ says the doctor. ‘Surely you’ve had sex?’ ‘Never,’ replies the woman. ‘My first husband was a gynaecologist, and all he did was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he did was talk about it. And my third husband was a explorer who was never around to do it.’ ‘So why do you want to know now?’ asks the doctor. ‘I’m getting married to a lawyer,’ replies the woman. ‘So I’m bound to get screwed somehow.’
… And that’s why you ain’t getting any. … Maybe a better thesaurus?
Anything a woman can do to make herself even more attractive to men and get herself noticed is appreciated… the more desperate she is, the more I like it.
you da’ man!
? That sounds a bit Islamic … Fur me, the woman who is not at all desperate and still appreciates even me is the one I want.
Love me some bunions on a 40 year old woman. Nom nom nom!
Poor Will. Will he ever recover?
If poor ole’ Will were to ever be found neck-swinging in a tree the two top reasons would be Nikki and T-rav. They would also populate the top two spots on a list of suspects, ironically.
????? $73.. per-hr @mi3//
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Great piece.It reminds me of the time I met a bi curious man who’s wife wouldn’t put him in her mouth(thus,’bi curious’);it’s a sin. She wasn’t mad when she found out it was just some queer,and she agreed to fellatio…Not all was harmony.He still comes by at least once a week,but my God,the scar tissue on his dick is so unsightly.
funny — except that a friend of mine was wounded at a party when he and his new girlfriend who wore braces got stuck together — he said the pain was excruciating…..
Have you seen these women walking on the sidewalk in sneakers?
What’s up with that? Isn’t it time for them to wear big girl shoes?