Mark Sanford Bailed On “Faith And Freedom” Event
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He’s probably out on his plantation digging holes with his backhoe and then filling them back in, because big equipment.
You have seen videos where the subject keeps repeating back and forth very quickly — you gave me the image of Sanford “digging and filling” === haw! haw! Does he have one of those ‘Kamasutra’ backhoes?
I think that’s another piece of equipment. It’s called an Argentine shallow well jet pump.
HILARIOUS
thank you!
I believe the two of you will be octogenarians rocking on the porch of your old age home and still snickering about this.
Front porch of the Sunshine Sanctuary for the Senile:
—————
Priscilla: Henry, tell us another one
Henry: Well, my mouth is a little dry
Margaret: I’ll get you some iced tea or lemonade
Henry: Thanks, dear, and while you’re in the kitchen see if there is any of that banana pudding left
Priscilla: Let’s all have some before Henry starts a new story. Lordy, I just about fly right out of my rocker from laughing
Henry: You two ladies truly love to be tickled (tickle) (tickle)
Priscilla & Margaret: KEEP THOSE FINGERS TO YOURSELF, BIG BOY..!! (giggle)(giggle)
Belinda and Henry, both widowed and residents of the same nursing home, had really hit it off. The couple enjoyed daily walks around the grounds, which always ended with a cuddle and long conversations on the bench by the lake. One day while sitting on their usual bench, Henry grew bold and placed Belinda’s hand down his pants. Belinda was surprised but didn’t object. Things went on for some time and their daily ritual always ended with long conversations on the park bench with Belinda’s hand down Henry’s pants.
Then, on one ill-fated day Henry did not show up at their usual meeting place. Worried to death about Henry’s well-being Belinda frantically set out to search the grounds for her love. It wasn’t long until she found Henry…
To her horror, she found him sitting on the other side of the lake on a bench with another woman who also had her hand down Henry’s pants.
Outraged, Belinda stormed over to the bench and shouted, “You BASTARD!! How could you do this me? What does this…this HUSSY have that I don’t?”
Henry replied, “Parkinson’s”.
The elderly couple had retired and moved to a retirement community in Florida. Everything was supposed to be better, but worried about their less than exciting sex life, the wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better.
However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.
There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my wife… She’s not my wife… She’s not my wife…”
His absence could be signaling the beginning of his departure from politics. His image can’t take more hypocritical stances and sound bites. His participation in this event, juxtapositioned with a forthcoming announcement that he was leaving for a job with Boeing, or as a lobbyist, or in the banking industry, etc…, would add fuel to the fire.
He might like the surprise element of saying, ” You won’t have me to kick around anymore!”
To be fair, he may have been having a discussion with his boys on Argentine poontang and lost track of time.
‘lost track of time’ — more likely, he lost track of the poontang…
Good for Sanford.
Keep showing your contempt for these dumbass Right Wingers.
They’ll keep voting for you.
LOlz
VOLVO?
VOLVO?
Wasn’t it an Argentine Volvo that started all of this?
Oops.
Nevermind.
— got it!
correction:
“pre-owned, Argentine Vulva”
You’re welcome.
Overheard:
“You paid $3500 for a used WHAT?”
Well the SC taxpayers did, until he paid them back when he got caught.
“A box.”
Had to take Jenny out for Mother’s Day
+8
That’s just cold… ;-)
“A day after he was called out for his progression from free market hero to crony capitalist zero, “
I sure everyone sees the connection.
There has to be one. Remember how Folks scared the shit out of Spurrier and it caused him to win more games? I am sure this “calling out” by Folks of Sanfraud will produce results just like that.
Remember how Folks scared the shit out of Spurrier and it caused him to win more games?
Guess he needs to call him out again.
*snickers*
Anyone notice Sanford’s eyes wondering in the foto? Girl in the background is not paying him any attention. Clutching her purse though. Good for her.
Spring Fever
I heard he thought “Faith” and “Freedom” were a set of busty twins from the adult entertainment industry but when he found out what the event was really about….he bailed.
http://barbitwins.com/
“…the forum, which drew a host of aspiring 2016 “Republican” presidential contenders.”
Can’t imagine that Sanford would relish being in the company of Presidential hopefuls when he “…coulda been a contenda….”
Mark Sanford/John Edwards 2016
Bipartisanship.
“The Fallen”
“A gathering which is organized annually buy U.S. Rep…”
No thought to proofread and/or spellcheck.
Knot wind your hear… Y bother
Wasn’t he supposed to speak at SC’s state convention and be part of Charleston’s delegation?
Ha! Ha! Wonderful! Who can blame him? It was a beautiful day, not one to waste hanging with a bunch of Republicans.
Maybe Billy Morris invited him quail hunting to discuss the pipeline.
Just like FITS scrubbed the description of his site as Conservative…once the liberals materialized as his most ardent supporters…
Ummmmm…Kemosabe…Sanford bailing???…who’da thunk it–son of a gun
Previously he only bailed on his ignorant voters, his wife and his four sons !!!