“SHE TOLD US THE STORY … ‘BOUT FREE MILK AND A COW”
|| By FITSNEWS || S.C. Rep. Beth Bernstein is one of the most glamorous members of the South Carolina General Assembly. Of course that’s not really a compliment is it? Glamor and female members of the S.C. state legislature typically go together like tortilla chips and … Ben-Gay. Maker’s Mark and … antifreeze. A delicious balsamic vinaigrette and … a bowl full of nails.
Anyway … the difference here is that Bernstein isn’t just “State House hot,” she’s “hot hot.” She’s also got amazing taste in shoes, although obtaining visual evidence of her kicks is quite the undertaking.
Bernstein did us a solid by posting a nice pair on her Facebook page this weekend, though (above). She was attending the Sparkleberry Country Fair, an annual event held on the campus of a Clemson University’s North Columbia, S.C. agricultural research center.
Yeah … is anybody else singing that Georgia Satellites song right about now?
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There are few things in the world that measure up to the sensation of grabbing onto a warm udder
Is that what your women kept telling you?
Must be “girl boobs day” at FitsNews. Bout time, all this “political boobs” discussion is getting boring..
Also, today must be National Jewish Hottie Day – I’ll look it up.
If it is I’m waiting for Will to post at least one Hottie today, so far it’s just average looking JAP day so far.
What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women? Catholic women have fake jewelry
and real orgasms.
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LOLOL
Damn right!!!!
I’d say she’s an above average JAP.
OK, I found it – April 27 is officially
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(1) National Prime Rib Day
(2) Tell a Story Day
(3) Babe Ruth Day
Tell us a story Shifty ;)
Here’s something from a work-in-progress
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WHEN BROADS WERE BROADS (page 265) …
{ D R A F T #9 }
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The door was opened by a glamorous blonde in a negligee. Her eyes were blue and her breasts substantial.
He showed his badge. I’m Detective Ripper from the 21st Precinct. Are you Miss Thricejoy? I heard you have some information for me.”
“Yes. Please come in. Would you like a drink?”
“I don’t drink on duty.”
“Do you sit down on duty?”
He walked across the room and sat on the sofa. “What’s the information?”
She sat opposite him on a chair, and when she crossed her legs he could see she wasn’t wearing underwear. She wasn’t a real blonde either. “Actually I wanted to talk about Clarence, who you arrested last night. I wonder if you’d consider dropping your charges against him.”
“What’s he to you?”
She looked him squarely in the eye. “He’s my boyfriend.”
“You’d better find another boyfriend, because he is going away for a long time.”
She stood up, pulled a piece of lace, and her negligee fell away. She was naked as hell and beautiful as heaven. “Are you sure there isn’t anything I can do to change your mind?”
He reached down and unzipped his fly. “I don’t know. What can you do?”
She walked toward him tantalizingly, dropped to her knees, and reached for his
LOL – so I guess there was something she could do ;)
….reached for his uterus?
heh-heh…pretty good
Thank you. I thought that was the answer.
I haven’t worked on that story for a year — I developed a mental block — anybody else got any ideas?
Taylor isn’t Jewish, thought. You may be thinking of Mande.
got it… thanks
Watch out for those cow pies! Cow pies + stilts like those = Disaster
She needs to do something with that hair, it’s the hairstyle of a 5 year old girl. She may be “hot” after drinking a 12-pack of beer, but not before.
“Troll doll hot”
definitely needs to change her hair style..
Fur get ’bout it. Looks good to this ol’ Kansas farm boy ;-}
John Deere hat with hair pulled through opening and tightened with the elastic from an old pair of your briefs , tight-fitting jeans, and so forth ——that’s a look that always gets my attention when that hair flounces in the air when she walks/trots/skips/ — well, Eddy, you get the picture — you’ve lived it!
Uh, would that be after SHE drinks a 12-pack — or YOU?
I wonder how many men stood around staring as she milked the cow.
good one!
Pic of yourself or GTFO. I have a strong feeling you are fat and ugly.
I bet you don’t start looking good until whiskey dick happens.
It’s a shame she didn’t get the full effect of the cow taking a piss and slapping her with a wet tail.
Seems like she’s pretty proud of what’s in that bucket. Did she spit it in there?
Did someone tell her that’s now how you do it?
“If you love me, you love ALL of me.”
Good grief! All you guys wanting to bring back the T&A, you sure are harsh on these women.
Ignorant F*#king liberals – like you- are so stupid you buy into this feminist empowerment….
Truth is: liberal men have to “persuade” women w/ Bull-S#!t, that stupid women buy into…only to eventually realize, once the effeminate liberal man becomes too intimidated to keep a woman, and he impregnates her…she is NO good, damaged goods… and broken…
Why do you think so many older liberal women are miserable hags…who hate men??? (see Hillary)….
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Bringing back T&A shots would be a big plus. This was a lot better blog before Will neutered it and started trying to bring a feminine feel to the site. It’s like putting flowers in a men’s room.
There are better porn sites – no? Are you here to discuss or look at a woman’s teets? That is a question only you can answer.
Given that smiling face, I’m going back to Taylor’s post.
She’s very average at best
She’s so ugly you can’t help but look a second time. Like walking by a pile of dog crap.
You’ve obviously never seen her in what here in SC we call a “tight pair of drawers.”
Beth is beautiful. That’s not the most flattering shot of her you’ve ever run. But I guess with the shows and the cow-milking, you just couldn’t resist.
If she had on makeup and fixed her hair, I can her being beautiful. Heck, she is still attractive without it. She seems comfortable in her own skin – good for her.
Why did you change your Alias? Problems with Disqus? I’ve noticed mine shows up in Chinese or some other language a good portion of the time?
I got bored. Plus, soon my FB “fan page” and Twitter account will go to “The Buzzman.” New emphasis on entertainment, and “The Buzzman.” is my revised stage name, from “Boz The Buzzman.” Makes no sense, maybe, but I reserve the right to make no sense. I scare people, apparently, when I do.
When the hell have you ever made a lot of sense? LOL j/k. I just wondered if something happened (i.e. hacked) that forced you to change.
Naw, you never make sense until you do ;). You don’t scare me you big meanie! ha!
Are you her mom?
PERV ALERT!!!!!
GrandTango, sex offenders only have to tell their neighbors about their status. You don’t have to tell random internet people.
10+
Other photos confirm …
I will never understand your obsession with Beth. She looks like Bruce Jenner.
Beth probably hasn’t used two hands to milk anything since her last frat party.
+10
I got two hand for you baby, but never know they might go….LOLOL j/k
Her nose is bigger than the cows.
You are just mean.
A milking maid the state can be proud of, fur sure.
I changed my mind back again. I will come visit … and maybe stay a while.